These children ruined crypto btw
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if you are undoxxed at this point, You are probably just fucking ugly.
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how did linking wallets, accounts and email addresses become normalised for airdrop claims? just put the tokens in the bag, stop with the fed shit
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if you’ve made 6-7 figures trading memes, you owe it to the world to start tweeting like a philosopher and commenting on topics you don’t understand
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you should go 100% stables not forever, just to understand how you feel waking up to the same number, not permanently riding the volatility or having price dictate mood then you can find your true comfort level of exposure, starting from zero and redeploying
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crypto twitter but everyones pnl is displayed beside their username
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my dream gf - is @notbunjil - he's literally orange - i'm literally yellow - apparently gay? 👽
my dream gf - is @belle__sol - she’s literally the best - and all these lists just make me more content with our relationship
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okay #solana sultans, i (an etherean) just bridge 30 Ξ (ethereums) to your block chain. what meme coin tokens and nfts should i check out (sweep 🧹😜)??
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WhAt FlOoRs We SwEePiN ToDaY SeRs?
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in the early 80s, Saddam Hussein commissioned two Piaget Tanks that feature his name and the Iraqi coat of arms, both were gifted to high ranking government officials at the time one of them is now mine
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the city the architect
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DOJ: today we're going to announce cryptocurrency enforceme— ct: FKN DUMP IT RIGHT NOW!!! DOJ: bros let me finish, binance are paying the 4bn ez mode, chill ct: BUY IT ALL BACK RIGHT FKN NOW!!
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I just spoke to the developers, they said they are aware of the bug where $SOL is below $200 and it should be fixed very soon.
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BREAKING: Solana users being arrested at NFTNYC for walking too fast. Speeds of 6000 TPS recorded!
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a lot of people need to remember that the Solana NFT ecosystem is not even 1 year old.
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de-rugging projects has to stop. please let them die and move on.
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does a DAO exist if discord is down?
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we finally got the eth people to notice our NFTs and the entire network dies lmao
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gm to all the jpeg millionaires with under $5,000 in their bank account
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yeah dude, fuck them poors, we stay UP with our rich dude jpegs on the rich dude chain. $2k tx cost? peanuts. I choose to pay $4k because I'm an eth dude and I FUCK.
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The homies at @Portals_Art have asked me to give away a Portal to one of you! All you have to do is: - Follow @Portals_Art - RT & Like this tweet The winner will be selected 72 hours. If you tag a friend and you win, your friend will also get a Portal (not required).
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okay cross chain NFT family, I just nuked all my MAYCs after learning about this new solano blockchain. I heard bears and cats are big. what should I be buying?
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you're taking the art style of genuinely talent people who put thousands of hours into their craft and created multiple iconic household name animations and turning it into a cheap gimmick while benefitting from their IP and name hardly a martyr lmao, get in the bin
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okay bears are 9,569.18 SOL away from making a kid on the internet eat his own shit
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ban this fucking haircut from crypto immediately
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🚨 GIGA-GIVEAWAY 🚨 I'm giving away all 4 of these NFTs from @NftTemporal, @LotusGangNFT, @ChickenTrib and @Portals_Art To Enter: - Like + RT this post - Follow @notbunjil & @0xCelon - Reply "bollow bunjil? 👽" The winner will be chosen in 48 hours ⏰
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hey adin ross instead of dropping a coin as somebody who didn't know what solana was last month, you should eat the shit directly from my asshole cheers, keep up the good work
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you’re all future millionaires btw
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observe, the final evolution
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BREAKING: @Australia send cease and desist to @DeGodsNFT for stealing shoey culture.
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> simple typography > clear message > lots of negative space > no fancy tricks or distractions > got everyone talking about "GrApHiC DeSiGn" well played y00ts @frankdegods 🤝
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I’m at dinner with @SolanaLegend and this mf is hitting degen coin flip lmao
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is this a sensible way to spend $3,350?
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gn to all the jpeg collectors who are diamond fisting tf out of life changing money with an elite crew
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1/ my problem with this kinda stuff is it's not Banksy entering the NFT scene at all... it's some smart people called @LCDLabNFT who built some tech and now want to raise $1,000,000 using a Banksy inspired NFT.
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Eth guys are really going hard on Solana the past few days. This is extremely bullish.
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so, lemme get this right Donald Trump — let's buy digital assets and make things easier for crypto, banks and AI Larry Fink — let's tokenize bonds and stocks Elon Musk — let's use blockchain for gov efficiency but crypto twitter users are bearish?
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remember when you wanted what you currently have
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BREAKING: No amount of CBD can cure being a cunt!
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STEVE MF HARVEY IN OUR MF DISCORD. IT'S OVER.
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it’s just a fwog
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so, a founder has doxxed. what next? you (in america) take them to court (in sweden) for not executing on a roadmap of imaginary breeding and a t-shirt. now we're in court. the judge asks for the legally binding contract between both parties. you show him said lizard. fuck.
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that wasn't very earnest of u bro
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didn't win a MekaVerse, back to solana forever.
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solana nfts blew up because a group of us were having loads of fun, being noisy as hell and not caring about anything else. mebe try that again instead of the 37 part threads on why L2s give you the runs and will never scale.
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The market loves flipped derivs, so I thought big. Why stop at a single project? This brand new marketplace is just like the other one you use, but flipped!! I present to you... EDEN MAGIC! Looking for initial startup capital of $13,000,000. Guaranteed success. DMs open.
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“is there even any good art on $SOL? so far I have seen nothing” I’ve seen your digital galleries and most you eth dudes got the taste of a FAANG employee decorating their 3rd rental property
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/1 The latest Solana update has in-fact made the network too fast and caused MAJOR problems. I'll explain why in this🧵thread...
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Magic Eden biz dev guy: "we prioritize anti-bot measures highly in our development" Magic Eden: do yo want to buy an NFT that gives you access to a minting bot? 🤡
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I spoke to @bunjil ❤️🇮🇳 He said if the #Solana Community can hit 500 Likes on this Post, he will NOT sleep until Lily flips crypto punks! Reply... "You can do it Bunjil! ✊ " Let's show him how the SOLANA Community Really believe in him 🚀 #YouCanDoItBunjil #Solana #Ethereum
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2021: fuck solana, it's all derivs and rugs 😤 2022: solana NFTs finna blow up next, remember I told you. 17 tweet thread coming soon. solana summer 🧹🧹🧹
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you want the bottom? okay, here's the bottom
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the biggest flex is not even knowing what day it is, all the time
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atheists are PISSED watching @SOLgods_ and @DeGodsNFT both print ATHs
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holy shit bros, this ftx trial is crazy
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damn, new @MagicEden pop up kinda brutal
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i find mfs like u really interesting bro. i ain't gon lie this online ecosystem is kinda like a personal thing to me you get what i'm saying. it's just like a personal vibe u feel me. what's really crazy is you wouldn't even wanted this if u ain't see us making money u get what i'm saying. i don't even think u really hungry like that tbh bro. so go ahead do some of your lil internet streams bro go open your twitch bro this not the bank this the cryptocurrency trenches u get what i'm saying. this shit rips insane though shit wild big og memes uk what i'm saying this shit market price u feel me shit i wish i could put u on but its really a personal vibe u know. i bring my loved ones here so u know what i'm saying u be easy bro
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imagine I'm 5 years old. now, explain the benefits of staking nfts.
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bonk gets to shib ath mcap and i'll change my legal name to nom
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Solana NFTs are bigger than I thought.
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the hotdog is $1.50 the coin $0.035 ?!???!
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iced knife and his cousin after making 1500 SOL in royalties
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I'm ready for all the animal coin pumps, wallet looking like Noah's Ark
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Solana has a lot of upside potential. Their community is resilient and remains very autistic.
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happy fwog ath to those who celebrate
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PROOF OF WORK ①👻
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gm to everyone that sleeps a lot less than they used to
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$20,000 to join a discord server lmao
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/2 eth dudez have nothing to complain about.

ALT Deez Ha GIF

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have you ever noticed how Solana backwards is Anal OS? 🤔
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just woke up, is solana alive?
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a 16 year old kid pulled off 3 effortless rugs and a major hack while some of you just sat on discord and bitched about not getting enough WL spots lmao
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now u can call me on my $SOL phone
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“NFTs are just for billionaires laundering their money into web3” — instagram user
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when low effort parodies and derivatives are rewarded, originality and innovation become stifled. should marketplaces do more? should the community do more?
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this is @DreamKillaxbt and his dad
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if you suck at trading, start writing dao proposals eventually you'll get paid $10k per month to moderate a myspace page
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remember that luketrades guy that posted a few charts, pfp'd a y00t, got a couple cosigns, launched an nft and then disappeared off the face of the earth?
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solana is rising with the power of 50,000 drunk uncles buying spot in sync
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aight i'm gna say it madlad holders take the title for most insufferable braindead retards on ct, bayc no longer run the show
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No Cats Left Behind
JUP PIE CATS Over the last week, as everyone in the world was hunting me for JUP updates, I must confess to being very inspired by this video instead. nitter.app/weremeow/status/173470… I mean, check this out - the level of care he takes to get the cat ready is exquisite. The cat is now well-fed, very clean, and at peace. And that’s a cat ready to tackle the incredibly messy world ahead with all kinds of possibilities and adversities. And that’s the amount of care we aspire to get Jupiter to as we ready for JUP. As much as we would love to just launch JUP and get back to building world-class tech, we also want to make sure all the key things that are important to us - the token distribution, the ethos, making sure no one is left behind - are clearly decided, communicated, and clarified, because things are really quite different after the genesis moment. Some of these are pretty controversial topics, but that’s the whole point of me highlighting them now. I hope to have these discussions as early as possible so we start JUP with as much common understanding and alignment as possible across every part of the stack. I will be on Discord and Reddit as much as possible over the next few days to debate, discuss and clarify anything. Because, as I have said from day one, this is not just my journey, this is ours. JUP Since cats have small brains and did not go to MIT or Jane Street, we cannot process super complicated token plans and confusing power dynamics. So instead, here’s a pie with cats: Tokenomics reflect the ethos of a project, and our key ethos is as simple as it gets - For a project like Jupiter, there needs to be an equal weight between a focused entity able to constantly recruit world-class talent, build product, and execute strategy, and a wider community able to fact-check, counterweight, and help to course-correct. As such, the 10B JUP will be 50% managed by the team, 50% distributed to the community. Perfectly balanced, as all cats should be. We believe this balance will be extremely important to the long-term success of Jupiter. The community needs to trust the team and give room for maneuver, while the team needs to trust the community and invite everyone to be genuine stakeholders. Without this understanding, it will just be endless angst on both sides, the root cause of the classic “devs do something” phenomenon. The major change from the green paper is that there is no more token sale. Instead, the 20% will now be divided between 10% for liquidity provision, and 10% for community contributors and grants. For the team managed component, only the 10% of liquidity provision will be used in the first year. The 20% for the current team will start vesting after a year for 2 years. The remaining 20% will be the strategic reserve, used for future team members, future strategic investors, and for past Mercurial stakeholders. The last component will be locked for at least a year, with a minimum of six months' notice given to the community before any liquidity event can happen. Each of these pools will be held in separate muti-sigs for easy trackability by the public. For the community component, we expect 40% to be broken up over 4 rounds of “growing the pie” airdrops. We are very excited about the availability of 10% for community contributors and grants - this allocation, likely given to the DAO to administer, should give a lot of incentive for the community to participate in initiatives to grow Jupiter, vet projects for the Solana ecosystem, and drive the decentralized meta - all of which are our main objectives. I’ll share more thoughts and a proposed roadmap on how the DAO can incrementally grow in terms of scope, participants, responsibilities to become what I hope can become the most productive DAO in the history of crypto not just for Jupiter but for advancing the whole crypto ecosystem forward. It will take time, years, but based on what I’m seeing so far, I’m actually incredibly bullish our DAO can get there. Slowly and incrementally for sure, but we will. One reason why I’m so bullish on this is because of the unique, positive, expansive vibes of the Jupiter and Solana community. Will elaborate more next time. Now that there is no more presale, the launch will be very simple. 15-20% will be circulating initially. 10% is from the first airdrop and 5% for liquidity provision, which will either be mostly or entirely on-chain. We are also leaving open the possibility of having up to 5% more liquidity be available at launch. Details for claiming and the mechanism for liquidity provision will be shared over the next couple of weeks. We would like the launch to happen in Jan, and currently coordinating with a range of partners to make it happen. The Decentralized Meta At Jupiter, we want to be a leading force in driving the decentralized meta forward - aka a world where everyone not just buys crypto, but actually uses crypto in their daily life as well. As the best trading venue in crypto (and since the first thing everyone does is trade), Jupiter is the ideal spear tip for leading the charge, and we will need plenty of PIE: - Products that r better than centralized versions - Incentives to attract masses to try the meta - Ecosystem of awesome projects on Solana Given the massive amount of PIE needed to convert the masses to the decentralized meta, I would like to align on the key ethos and ideas we need over the next few years in order to help the space generate enough PIE to make it happen. Ethos 1: Grow The Meta Over the last few interviews, I have always been clear about using Jupiter and JUP as a core leverage point for driving the decentralized meta. nitter.app/0xMert_/status/1733348… nitter.app/goodgamepodxyz/status/… When people start to use Jupiter for whatever reason, they don’t just use Jupiter, they take a step into the increasingly unlimited potential of decentralized technologies - a world that’s so utterly different from the ones they are used to. One thing that has been disappointing for me is engaging in conversations over the past 2 weeks where there were many airdrop recipients who had been extremely against starting the second growth airdrop purely for the reasons of being afraid that their own bags will be diluted - to the point of labeling new users as “airdrop farmers”, and calling themselves “loyal users”. Protectionism sure starts early, but let’s not play into it. Careful and strategic emissions are of course crucial, that’s why we are fostering a tight culture of communicating strategy and getting feedback for every major phase, and why the interplay between the community and team is going to be crucial. But to fight for your own bags exclusively so early in the game and to draw a line between users so early without consideration of the “grow the pie” ethos we need to set as well as the broader strategic vision is honestly not cool. Also, it is my view that the max possible gains for the next couple of years will not be to focus on JUP utility, but rather brainstorming how to leverage JUP for maximum growth of Jupiter, Solana, and the decentralized meta - for the possible space is far, far bigger than we can imagine. On that note, BONK is a really good example of what can happen when we take an expansive view of the universe, vs a constructive narrow perspective, for the universe strongly favors positive growth. We will accept growing the meta strategically and pragmatically as one of our responsibilities - and JUP is one crucial leverage point we can use. Ethos 2: Build A Secure Team A cat that can hunt on its own is always going to be far more secure than a cat that needs to be fed constantly. We would like Jupiter to be a world-class team that has strong revenues and hence operationally independent from the need to constantly fundraise for the sake of salaries and opex. That will set us up to be able to make the long-term decisions and build the amazing products that match up with our intentions to be a positive force for decades. The core swap aggregation, which is a crucial part of Solana liquidity infrastructure, has always been and will always be completely free, much like Google’s search. In a DeFi first, we released the binary for free unrestricted usage 2 weeks ago, and will be taking more unprecedented steps next year to make it even more of a community resource. Jupiter charges fees for limit orders, DCA, and perps and will keep these fees as team revenue. All fees will of course be tracked on-chain and fully visible on dashboards we will be publishing. Any investments made by team members have to be clearly reflected to avoid any semblance of conflicts of interest, particularly when it comes to Jupiter Start projects. I will personally refrain from making investments this year. Due to the capped AUM for JLP, liquidity for perps can be rather limited at times, making it difficult to place positions. In addition, demand for JLP is extremely high, so the pool fills up extremely fast, in the matter of minutes every time we raise. As a result, though, users are often unable to place positions and face rather high fees when placing positions. While we are working very hard to improve the system and increase the cap, being responsible and increasing the cap incrementally remains our top priority. Thankfully, there are a range of excellent perp protocols on Solana, including @zetamarkets, @DriftProtocol, @mangomarkets, and many more upcoming ones like @flashtrade - all of whom are our good friends, and we will do our best to encourage growth of the overall perp markets in Solana, not just our own, starting with an Educate program for Zeta next week. In fact, after discovering the potential of on-chain perps on Jupiter, users are experimenting with various protocols, and learning what we have always known - Solana is by far the best place in crypto for on-chain perps, bar none. This will also get much better as liquidity on-chain increases exponentially over time. Ethos 3: Help The Solana and Crypto Ecosystem We do not see ourselves as a platform/product/protocol per se, but rather as a full-stack ecosystem push to help the Solana and crypto ecosystem win. We will do so in 3 main ways: 1. Help make Solana the most used blockchain 2. Provide full array of world-class trading products 3. Help new projects win via Jupiter Start We believe Solana is the best blockchain for onboarding the next billion users. And when we draw people to using Jup, they also end up using everything else on Solana. And when we have a full set of powerful trading products that work as well as their centralized counterparts, they have no reason to go back to CEXes. And when there is a critical mass of use cases and fun stuff you can do on-chain, there will be increasingly fewer reasons to pull your capital out. Lastly, we can move the entire crypto space forward by being a shining example of what decentralized products, ethos and communities can do, hopefully playing a part in moving past the bad examples set by the last generation of fallen kings. If not us, then who? No Cats Left Behind Over the past 5 weeks, we have spent enormous effort on making sure that everyone involved so far will be part of the journey at the very beginning. There are 3 main groups: Mercurial Stakeholders, Jupiter Users and Community Contributors. 1. Mercurial Stakeholders For those who are unaware, Jupiter is a new project started when we were working on Mercurial (which transited to Meteora on Feb 23). Here are a couple of posts summarizing the background: nitter.app/0x__fp/status/17… nitter.app/_ilmoi/status/17… Last week, after many rounds of public and private discourse, we finalized the 5% JUP position for Mercurial stakeholders (as of Feb 2023), which will come from the strategic reserve managed by the team. We also communicated the decision accordingly both to early Mercurial investors as well as in the Meteora discord. meteoraag.medium.com/update-… discord.com/channels/8411522… discord.com/channels/8411522… NGL, it was extremely gratifying to connect with and get the approval of community members who have been part of the journey since very early on. Afterall, this has been one heck of a journey and these are absolute OG legends like @durdenwannabe, @PigFahy, @0xSoju and @adidogceo who have been with us through the entire cycle! Besides the JUP position, Mercurial stakeholders will also be the starting holders of @MeteoraAG, which after 2 years of absolutely relentless hard work (led by the incredible @hellochow, @sudoku_defi and many other super talented team members is gaining great traction in terms of product, community, and DAO formation. nitter.app/MeteoraAG/status/17307… nitter.app/MeteoraAG/status/17355… nitter.app/adidogCEO/status/17336… I aim to write a full blog post about the founding history of Jupiter next week, and the various twists and turns leading to where we are currently. A podcast with @SolanaLegend focused on this historical period will be released next week as well. I deeply thank everyone who had been involved from day one, and particularly, the critical voices that have been instrumental in guiding us towards the final arrangement. Even if the criticisms have been extremely hard to swallow and felt very unfair at times, I doubt that I would have got it right if not for those voices. Lastly, if you are a Mercurial stakeholder as of Feb 23, and you are not sure how to participate in the coming events, please reach out, we will spare no effort in making sure you are all caught up. 2. 10K Community Airdrops Review Requests The other thing we have been spending a ton of time on is the 10 thousand community airdrop review submissions, and we are finally almost done, thanks to the ungodly effort put in by @9yointern. AFAIK, we were the first project to openly debate the airdrop mechanism, to openly explain the criteria used, and also the first to open up a mechanism to allow people to protest the criteria. This is of course actually tremendously time-consuming and tiring, but we think it is an important process because we want to make sure we really tried our best to take into account every single point of view as well as do our best to address every complaint that came in. The final allocations will be released tomorrow by and there will be no more changes afterward. One thing here - do not harass our intern any further, regardless of your unhappiness. She’s the most patient, anon-loving, SQL-churning, pepe-aware intern in the world, and everyone needs to appreciate the immense effort she put into it. We are normally pretty chill, but any mean messages will result in your airdrop being zeroed. Some things just cross the line, especially if someone super nice is trying her goddamn best. 
Another major area of concern were also those with compromised accounts. There is no way to solve this totally elegantly, but what we will do for now is to not allow claiming on those wallets at the onset, and will likely have some kind of social media identification process and allowing claiming if there isn't any double claims. 3. Community Contributors Finally, next week there will be a site for anyone who has contributed meaningfully to Jupiter prior to Nov 2nd to connect their Twitter, Discord, and associated wallet address. Similarly, this part will take likely take 2-3 weeks to finish reviewing, and will be a tremendous use of effort on our end. But yet, as I mentioned in one of the recent podcasts - it is important for me because I would really like to recognize everyone who took the extra effort to help Jupiter out, even when we were just a product with absolutely no indications of rewards whatsoever. It means a fuck ton to us, and I will try my best to make sure you are recognized in one way or another. 🩷 JUP FOR JUP At Breakpoint, I presented our “Grow The Pie” presentation and green paper. Ever since then, we have been flooded with an absolutely incredible level of feedback, and we are extremely grateful for the energy and enthusiasm that everyone have shown us. Of course, all the wens and airdrop demands can get pretty intense at times, but it's all part of the job. To all the airdrop recipients, we are very grateful to be able to provide a present, and it is gratifying to hear from some of you regarding how it could being a really big difference in your life. That’s exactly what we are here for! Also, I understand some of you are very anxious to claim it and maybe liquidate it for more stable assets. Don’t worry, it will happen soon in Jan, and we will do our best to make the whole process as seamless as possible and even make it as easy as possible for you to sell it or easily set the price you want for your JUP. My only request is this - I hope you keep at least a bit of genesis JUP from the airdrop, because regardless of anything, you were an important part of the early journey. It will mean a lot to us if everyone involved at the beginning kept at least a bit of JUP with them. That way, we can keep in touch as we go through the coming years together. Tokens are fungible, memories are not. 🐱
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1/ 🧵 transparency and following if you have a following above 1000, like it not, you carry some level of influence. your followers will use you as a singular buy signal or as part of a larger consensus to inform their own decisions.
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meow is cat meow build jup cats hab 9 life $jup open at $9 🤝😼
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