11-year-old girl's reaction after learning she's been adopted. In a world which negative news takes precedence, I hope this brings you joy.
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Me: You're a politician, stop tweeting like this.
Inner me: You're too lit to politic.
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Grab your significant other and get ready to argue inside.
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Nice to see the White House consulting with knowledgeable and qualified individuals.
Kim Kardashian West will meet with Jared Kushner and other officials at the White House today to discuss prison reform, a source says cnn.it/2LJxYFX
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I was hoping to tweet this at Trump, but I'm going have to tweet it at all Americans. And this isn't a joke, it's actually sad.
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Society is collapsing. nitter.app/willycrooks/status/994…
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Do us a favour and decrease the character limit for @realDonaldTrump. To zero.
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If Steve Carell isn’t in it, don’t bother. nitter.app/michaelausiello/status…
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On this day in 2012, a stylish but illegal monkey was found roaming in a Toronto IKEA.
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Roy Moore’s office address:
P.O. Box 5032, Montgomery, AL 36103
Know someone who recently took an L? Make it memorable by sending them a real life L. Available now at 6dad.ca
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We don’t follow them for a reason, @instagram.
Instagram is now integrating posts of people you don't follow into your timeline as recommendations: bit.ly/2F4Q7ee
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They deleted Trump’s twitter?
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FYI, The White House address is:
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
Know someone who recently took an L? Make it memorable by sending them a real life L. Available now at 6dad.ca
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You are welcome back in Toronto, @MeekMill.
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How is everything a “mood” all of a sudden? I’ve seen people take pictures of a plant and caption it “mood”. How do you feel like a plant?
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Are you a student preparing for finals? Log off social media while you're studying. The memes will still be here when you're done.
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On this day in 2009, Barack Obama became the first African-American President of the United States.
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I wonder if @21savage ever bought 6 more cars for his garage.
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The city is currently looking into how we can extract the salt from my haters & apply it to roads this winter. Will keep you guys posted.
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I’m not condoning Conor McGregor’s actions, but find yourself a friend that will literally fly in from another continent to defend you.
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Yeah, because the first thing one worries about after a nuclear blast is conditioning their hair.
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Just discovered "Lil Tay" and have two questions:
1) Why?
2) Where are her parents?
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On this day in 1999, Harambe was born at the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas.
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This is the reason people hire ghostwriters. #WeDidntWannaKnow
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Natural justice.
Lions ate three poachers after breaking into South African game reserve to hunt rhinos bit.ly/2MS3Acl
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This person keeps sending me unsolicited pictures of cups on the edge of surfaces and it’s giving me anxiety.
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American followers: I get you're nervous, but stop tweeting, DMing, and emailing me "Hey big head". That's not going to accomplish anything.
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What?? Drake, Post Malone and Cardi B were in the category and you give it to Camila Cabello?
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When Kanye mentions Chicago in a song from now on, how do we know if it's his city or his daughter?
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To all my American followers tweeting at me tonight, here's the link: cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/…
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To all the Miami fans in my mentions: Donald Trump is one step closer to being your President as of tonight. You took the real L.
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Aye American @MeekMill. Didn't say don't come. Just puzzled why you'd diss a Canadian hero a week before coming to his city.
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You can mix henny with coke, vodka with orange juice & malibu with pineapple juice, but never mix drinking with driving. #TurnUpResponsibly
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Keep our country's name out of your mouth, @realDonaldTrump.
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On this day in 2012, a stylish but illegal monkey was found roaming in a Toronto IKEA.
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Drinking this weekend? Cool, just don't drive! In addition to going to jail, you'll lose Young Metro's trust. And you don't want that.
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Unpopular opinion: It’s not a good show.
Netflix will pay around $100 million to continue licensing “Friends” from its owner, WarnerMedia. It's a significant jump from the $30 million a year it previously paid to stream the show. nyti.ms/2EcxyaN
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Guys, please stop tweeting at me about harambe. I don't know if it was an inside job, if Bush did it, or anything else for that matter.
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A friendly reminder that if you're cold, your dog is too. Please don't leave them outside for too long.
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I just wanna understand why people choose not to use their turning signals. All you do is flick a lever.
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