Nell The Great β˜₯ πŸ§²πŸ™πŸ½@nelljuggernaut

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Joined February 2021
Ppl born in 1990-1999 hands down best generation ever πŸ’―
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me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep.
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When you accidentally eat a Dorito vertically:
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My mom when she brushed my hair for school 😩😒:
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Kids as soon as the WiFi πŸ›‘ stop working
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me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep.
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me bullshitting the last hour of work
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β€œSo what happened between you and …”
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β€œMoney can’t buy happiness” Me with money:
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Me in my own room laughing at my own jokes because I’m hilarious
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therapist: so what’s stressing you out lately Me:
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When you try to pass the blunt but they’re not paying attention so you take another hit
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I can be on social media and not text back this my phone
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nobody too busy , u just ain’t a priority anymore
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Me in my 20s with my 63 year old back pains
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The 1st biiihhhh to ever wear lashes πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
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When you try and be an adult and walk away from an argument, then hear a β€œthat’s what I thought…” :
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me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep.
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how I drink apple juice knowing it’s the best juice 😩
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me showing off the muscles I built from running away from all my problems
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EBT got yall embarrassed??? FREE GROCERY MONEY got yall embarrassed???? yall drunk as hell
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EBT got yall embarrassed??? FREE GROCERY MONEY got yall embarrassed???? yall drunk as hell
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Caller: β€œIm calling about a resume you submittedβ€œ My Voice:
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The 1st biiihhhh to ever wear a bonnet outside πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
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When you’re sleeping and your body does the fake fall thing
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β€œYou saw me and didn’t even say hi” Me:
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Caller: β€œIm calling about a resume you submittedβ€œ My Voice:
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me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep.
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everybody so happy with they boyfriend ... check his phone‼️
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My homeboy cheated on a girl from Cleveland. She keyed πŸ”‘ his car πŸš—
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Them: What's on your mind? Me:
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You will be the first billionaire in your family.
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I don’t mind supporting black businesses but how tf 8 wings a Pepsi $37 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©
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When your teacher changes the slides too fast
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Me: *I won’t think about it anymore Me all day:
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If she’s sad send her $5,000
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I work my ass off because I don’t like asking for shit, I got me.
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β€œEVERYBODY AINT YOUR FRIEND” hit different when you really experience it.
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I don't think people understand how observant I am. I'm no fool.
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I wanna Marry and fuck the same person forever
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When you try to pass the blunt but they’re not paying attention so you take another hit
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Idc if the whole room disagree with me I said wtf I said😭
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I Dont Vent ... I Get high .... Im not tellin nobody shit πŸ€πŸ™„
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Imagine you tryna make me mad and I don’t give a damn or a fuck πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
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Them: β€œI like your personality” Me: Thanks I have like 3 more
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Being around people who genuinely want to see you win >>>>>
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Glad i got to experience Disney Channel and Nickelodeon before they fell off😭
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you ever killed your own vibe by thinking
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YOU are about to touch SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH MONEY!!!!!!!!!! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ’°
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sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time.
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I thought weed make you hungry liquor have you eating spaghetti with ya handsπŸ˜‚
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how I drink apple juice knowing it’s the best juice 😩
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If a chicken wing too big I’m not eating it!!!
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twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media
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An unsupportive friend is a hater too!
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Networking is so crazy. You can literally get rich by meeting the right people.
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You never heard of Slavic village πŸ˜‚
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long drives w good music >>>
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Call me cornbread...cause soon as you start moving iffy..imma be gone in a Jiffy
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The tongue is a powerful thing. Speak greatness and success into your life.
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Fuck a gut feeling, I’m damn near psychic. πŸ˜‚
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Bank Account: $1400.05 McDonalds cashier: you asked how much for the French fries 🍟? Me: I said how much for the franchise
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Dear me in 6 months I’m going to make you so damn proud !!!
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β€œi miss you” ok so come see me
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LMAOOOO I really do dumb shit like check my emails while I’m ina club 😭😭😭😭
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When I say β€œheheheh” this is what I mean
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When your crush gets in a relationship πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄
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Changed behavior is the sincerest form of an apology
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I play the same 25 songs everyday and them mfs hit every time
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Having those β€œremember when” talks with old friends >>>>>
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i dare you to post a random mirror selfie 😍
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maybe the alcohol addicted to me y’all ever think of that
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Idc if the whole room disagree with me I said wtf I said😭
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Do you guys ever just lose clothes? Inside ur house ?
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Before you can love someone else you have to love yourself
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You will be a future millionaire
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Everybody cool with disrespecting you until you react then it’s confusion.. now it’s you doing too much & now they’re the victim
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women be so fine then BOOM an unhealthy obsession with astrology
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Universe be like β€œdid you learn or we gonna have to do this again?”
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"fuck this job" *goes to work*
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Mama: You ❀️ noodles… You gone turn into a noodle 🍜 Me:
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Dear me in 6 months I’m going to make you so damn proud !!!
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Everybody cool with disrespecting you until you react then it’s confusion.. now it’s you doing too much & now they’re the victim
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Once I say β€œthat’s crazy” twice during a conversation, wrap tf up.
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If she’s sad send her $5,000
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When I am blocked but I have a second account
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relationships are really not hard, some of y’all just wanna be kids forever...
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Once you cross that line you gotta stay there
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They could never… So they hate you for it.
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I love when someone returns my effort, that is so rare.
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Understanding is attractive as fuck.
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β€œWyd after work?” Going to bed bro I ain’t no super hero
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Follow me 4 more relatable tweets ifb
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One day it’s going to look like it happened overnight.
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NORMALIZE SUPPORTING YOUR FRIENDS LIKE YOU DO CELEBRITIES YOU DONT KNOW!
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People dont defend whats right anymore, they defend who they like ⚠️ I said it🀌🏾
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My problem is I HEAR what you SAYING but I SEE how you MOVING
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