🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇵🇸 / i live to punish god / board certified gayguy
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Earlier a coworker said she had been considering the name “Pearl” for her daughter, “but,” she said, “that’s the name of the daughter in…” and we both said “the scarlet letter” as my other coworker said “spongebob.”
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I want target to know that any time they lock up a product I start buying it somewhere else that doesn’t
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my coworker told me her favorite movie growing up was the Lego movie (2014) and that she would watch it on the iPad whenever she could and I was like
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I’d trade you for him in a heartbeat you racist stick of butter
Paula Deen slams Anthony Bourdain 7 years after his suicide: ‘He didn’t like anybody, not even himself’ trib.al/HLlk9LV
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after wearing masks 8-10 hours a day five days a week for two years, i don’t really have the patience for people throwing a tantrum because they have to wear one for fifteen minutes
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I need everyone to know that escape rooms are always just run by some guy and they have cameras EVERYWHERE
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do conservatives not realize a lot of leftists were raised conservative? like this is how you make more leftists…
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found out my roommate has been planting a space heater on the garage and our electric bill has doubled lol
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it’s Time
Meta sparks privacy fears after unveiling $299 Smart Glasses with hidden cameras: ‘You can now film everyone without them knowing’ trib.al/6UQSYSW
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person from 1976: so you’re telling me the price of everything on this list has increased by almost 10x?
me: yup.
1976: but that’s fine because you’re making 160k a year right?
me: 😬😬
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his reaction is so fucking funny, you can SEE the light leave his eyes
KAMALA HARRIS: "It is never satisfying to say we've gotta be incremental - and I'm not advocating incrementalism - but until we win back majorities in the Senate and the House and take the White House, that may just be where we are."
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a lot of people claim to want a friendly cat but are unprepared for her to wake you up at 3am because she got lonely and started missing you
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this asshole beat his 18 year old wife and died in a police standoff, transgenders stay vindicated
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if you got an apartment for $1250/mo you wouldn’t have anything left for food, transportation, or any other expenses
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wow, so it’s almost like making more rules doesn’t stop cops from breaking the rules
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i’ve seen some truly cursed shit on this website but this just might be top ten tier
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got message from my dr’s office that they have been “using” “a tool” to “help take notes”
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they LITERALLY did this themselves. this school district send out a notice to remove ALL books that had ever been challenged and that list happened include the bible
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she took a 13 minute flight instead of a 30 minute drive. the wealthy don’t give a fuck they’re cooking us all to death.
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scorsese got a taste for it and now he's about to piss off the second most annoying fanbase out there
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this is why so many dudes were pissed off by this: they hate seeing proof that women find them physically attractive because that means it’s their personality that’s repellant.
Women. Aren't. Lying. To. You.
The MEN who tell you that you need to be RIPPED and rich and tall to get women are, and have been, lying to you for GENERATIONS to get rich off of your insecurity.
Women aren't dating you b/c your PERSONALITY SUCKS, not b/c you have a tummy.
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Name a character who absolutely COULD NOT have been played by any other actor. I'll start:
ALT Ruby Rhod from Fifth Element, played by Chris Tucker
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I don’t think people know what a white elephant gift is anymore, either that or i’m misinformed. I got an invitation to a “white elephant gift exchange” that had a $25 limit and I was baffled—I thought white elephants were weird items you already had on hand?
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this is worse than the person who was like “what if the chili neighbors don’t own bowls and spoons”
Friendly reminder saying, “You should own physical media,” to someone who can’t watch something on a streaming service is like telling a person who rents to just “buy a house.” It’s a HUGE upfront cost and many can’t afford it. It’s not a helpful suggestion
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for one thing, they made big promises about chat gpt 5 but it was a big disappointment. then i heard meta announced they were scaling back ai investment and other rats started jumping ship. love to see it!
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when I saw how tamely liberals accepted the overturn of roe v wade I knew we were cooked
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there are people out there who still think this apartheid emerald trust fund failson is some kind of messianic genius
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sometimes I wonder why I can’t fall asleep and I realize i’ve got like four brain apps running in the background
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it’s pretty crazy how a 12 pack of Coca-Cola went from $3.99 to $10.99 in just a couple years
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can we talk about how she sent trans women to men’s prisons and denied them healthcare, but now that she needs our votes she’s rebranding as a trans ally
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"surely it WASNT the space heater running full blast in a plywood shack in 40 degree weather for 8 hours a day, surely it was the time you watched a movie on your tiny tv or maybe that time you ran the dishwasher"
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they set up a sewing space out in the garage even though there's lots of room in the house and apparently running a space heater for 8 hours makes more sense to them than moving their stuff inside for a couple months lol
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*wokely* “if you’re a c!s man delivering my little treat I’m calling the cops”
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imagine being so mad about trans people that you randomly start raging at a cishet couple lmao
Daniel Radcliffe's girlfriend is expecting. I wonder if this came as a shock to him, seeing as he doesn't actually know what a woman is - did he think there was a 50/50 chance his partner was male, or does he actually know exactly what a woman is when it comes to where to poke his pecker? 🙄
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haha that’s cool I used to watch the shadows on the wall of my cave every night
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dude that was in the 90s, college kids from today weren’t even alive then. that was YOUR chance to protest and you’re telling us you failed.
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if raising your kid to be a conservative means hiding them away and lying to them 24/7 it's simply not going to hold up once they're free of you
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at my friend’s escape room there are multiple tracks and the facilitator is watching from a secret room. if a group seems dumb the facilitator will switch them to the easy track so they’ll be more likely to finish lol
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was rewatching twin peaks and realized that Denise was the first positively-portrayed trans character I saw in tv or movies.
ALT david duchovny as denise bryson in season 2 of twin peaks (1991)
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I know someone who works at one and their stories made me so uncomfortable I swore to never do an escape room lol
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it’s so fucking annoying that mainstream libs think they can gotcha their way out of a dictatorship
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lots of right wingers and centrists in the comments rightfully saying “am I crazy for thinking that’s not that much?!” lol
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we went from “millennials can’t buy homes because they go out to eat too often” to “millennials are killing the restaurant industry by being too frugal”
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