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me getting flashbacks of fictional characters’ deaths like i knew them personally
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dare i say i have a quote for this
i just want to reach a point in my life where i'm not constantly being haunted by all the lives i'm not living
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i’m shaking my hunger games hyperfixation is soooo back (it never left but i can feel the beast emerging)
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he also once said “i hope this grief stays with me because it’s all of the unexpressed love that i didn’t get to tell her” and i think that’s so beautiful because really, what is grief if not love persevering
Andrew Garfield says people shouldn’t let the fear of grief “lock ourselves off from love, from risk & from truly living fully because it hurts to live fully.” “It hurts to love fully — it hurts to attach because of the inevitability of the loss that comes with it. But it's the only way. It's the only way to live a life of vitality and fullness and meaning, and it breaks the kind of calcified, protected, hardened versions of our heart open so we can reconnect to ourselves. So anyway, I just think grief is a really cool portal into our hearts, so then we can feel the love as well” (Source: yahoo.com/entertainment/andr…)
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characters being like “i am NOT doing that” then it cuts to them doing exactly that is my favorite cliche, like ever
rom COMs are back baby
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pausing my book to discuss it with my walls
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girl dinner
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“i didn’t know where else to go” AND THEY’RE ENEMIES >>>
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i want to read 10 books a day and consume all poetry and learn new languages and study different majors and pick up pottery and learn how to play instruments and own a bookstore and run a cafe and
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talking to someone with the same interests as you and realizing they’re a casual enjoyer while you’re deranged
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i’ve never consumed anything moderately like ever
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they should invent nights that last longer for readers
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when the male main character says he’d “burn the world down” for his love interest but the genre is contemporary romance
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getting bored when the enemies become lovers
tell me your toxic trait as a reader!
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me rejecting canon when i feel like it:
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dystopian novels be like “okay guys the plan is to overthrow the government” and they’re all like 17
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to love someone to the point of creation
fell to my knees after reading this
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fleabag was right. so much love i have for everyone i lost, i don’t know what to do with it, i don’t know where to put it now
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the true essence of the enemies to lovers trope:
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the intimacy of adapting each other's vocabularies, tones, and typings
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me in the bookstore: omg this is the book i’ve been wanting to buy for so long *puts it back on the shelf*
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my big three
Who is even the “big 3?”
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when i have so many books i wanna read and so many shows & movies i wanna watch, so i get overwhelmed and consume nothing
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“that never happened in canon” have you considered that maybe i enjoy living life in complete and utter delusion?
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what do people with no hyperfixations do
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no rizz, just poor financial decisions and the inability to stfu about my hyperfixations
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all the reading comprehension and good grasp of the english language leaving my body when i’m reading the first chapters of a fantasy book
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the “wait… are you jealous?” scene in books is gonna do it for me every single time
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sometimes a babygirl is your misunderstood fictional man with the tragic past and questionable morals
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decisions
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i said he was my favorite character, i didn’t say he was a good person
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absolutely humiliating how emotionally attached i get to fictional characters like they’re not just a figment of someone’s imagination
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when fleabag perfectly encapsulated grief
9 years ago, ‘FLEABAG’ premiered. Tell us your favorite moment from the series created and written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge.
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girls when the found family goes their separate ways towards the end after the thing that brought them together is over
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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guys i said it’s my favorite media, i didn’t say it was good
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(flirting) so i watched/ read that thing you recommended me
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when jane austen wrote “my heart is, and always will be, yours.” & when tahereh mafi wrote “my heart is yours. please don’t ever give it back to me.” & when holly black wrote “it was yours before i could admit it, and yours it shall ever remain.”
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trying to be a casual enjoyer of something when you’re deranged
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fellas why can’t i be a writer, a librarian, a ballerina, a pianist, a poet, a figure skater, a painter and a cute little bakery owner all at the same time
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self recognition through fictional characters (derogatory)
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i resonate with jane austen’s characters a lot because i, too, will stare at you intently across the room and not say a single word then go home and yearn
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me (an impatient person): i love slow burn
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is your comfort character also a sad, pretty boy with trauma and questionable morals or are you normal
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character: dies me (delusional): maybe they survived somehow
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“i would peel oranges for you” but would you bookmark the page of the book i was reading when i accidentally fall asleep?
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me trying not to rewatch and reread the same three shows and books for the 10th time nitter.app/kushbIower/status/1667…
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“this isn’t canon” i know the characters personally
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i have a quote for this
i want to write movies i want to take pictures i want to write articles i want to make music i want to write plays i want to compose scores i want to make art
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filling the void by consuming media 24/7 all by yourself beautiful?
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“enemies to lovers doesn’t have to involve violence” do you even understand the inherent eroticism of a knife to throat scene
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how does one move on
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my “i hate all men” leaving my body when he’s fictional
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me when a book made me emotionally unstable
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am i a person or a bunch of sylvia plath quotes glued together
fellas why can’t i be a writer, a librarian, a ballerina, a pianist, a poet, a figure skater, a painter and a cute little bakery owner all at the same time
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you consumed that media and moved on, i made it my entire personality, i spent every single moment of my day thinking & talking about it, i embraced the brainrot. we are not the same
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no one understands my favorite character like i do, not even the authors themselves. like they might have created and written this character out but i know them better & on a far deeper, personal level than they ever will
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enemies “staring at each other’s lips in the middle of an argument, visibly gulping while holding themselves back from kissing each other” to lovers
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“i was written by a woman” “i was written by a man” i was written by jane austen because all i do is yearn
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born to read, forced to zone out every 5 minutes
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you read one good book or watch one good movie and suddenly life is worth living again
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third base is when i show you the shrine i dedicated to my favorite character
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your twenties are for yearning, consuming media that leaves you empty and having 10 unfinished hobbies
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“omg that’s my favorite character too” i’m afraid there can only be one of us 😕
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& when fleabag said “i don’t know what to do with it. with all the love i have for her, i don’t know where to put it now.”
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why can’t i read my book and watch a movie and binge my show and scroll on pinterest and listen to my playlists all at the same time?
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being a murderer is not okay. unless it’s my favorite character, then it’s valid and justified. hope this helps!
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instant love pisses me off. why are they happy and in love by chapter 3? where’s the yearning? the slow burn? the angst? i need them longingly gazing at each other for at least 300 pages before they finally hold hands
what's a trope most people love but you HATE ?
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“oooh you read? what type of books do you read?” nitter.app/nandinipatell/status/1…
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when someone i know is reading a book i already read and predicts the plot twist perfectly, i shamelessly start gaslighting them
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how do i find a book that’s exactly like my favorite book but also different
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if ship not canon, why top tier
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me when sylvia plath said “i don’t know what it is like to not have deep emotions. even when i feel nothing, i feel it completely.”
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“everything i’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it.”
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missing a fictional character is so embarrassing. you literally do not exist, why do you have such a hold on me?
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i be like “they’re my found family :(“ and it’s the most traumatized group of people put together
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the sexual tension between two enemies dancing at a fancy ball is unmatched. the obvious chemistry, the eye contact as they dance intricately, the subtle glance at each other’s lips, the close proximity while they’re both trying to act unaffected but failing miserably
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no casual interests, we hyperfixate like men
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the fact that grief never truly goes away, we just grow around it makes me sick
grief is a circular staircase. i have lost you.
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“what that mouth do?” explain the entire plot of the book i’m currently reading in details even though you didn’t ask
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how do people cope with becoming older than their favorite fictional characters
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i can’t kms yet bc i have a severe case of fomo. so many songs i haven’t discovered yet, books i haven’t read, movies & shows i haven’t watched, niche pinterest boards i haven’t made
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richard siken was right. the enormity of my desire disgusts me too
How it feels to let yourself be seen wanting
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i like this book, you should read it! (this book shattered my heart and soul into pieces, it emotionally scarred me and caused me so much distress and anguish that i haven’t been able to properly move on ever since)
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“match my freak” how about match the enormity of my desire, the weight of my yearning and unwavering longing
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“touch her and i’ll kill you” bro thinks he’s in a fantasy book
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me acting shocked when the enemies become lovers when i specifically picked up the book because it’s enemies to lovers
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franz kafka was so real when he said “i think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound or stab us. if the book we're reading doesn't wake us up with a blow to the head, what are we reading for?” because yes, i too like to read books that make me wanna kms
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no more gatekeeping, i’m shoving my interests down your throat and peer pressuring you into consuming my favorite media
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“i am a mosaic of everyone i’ve ever loved.”
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“these are my favorite book quotes” then it’s a bunch of gut wrenching, heart shattering, emotionally devastating, tear dropping, therapy worthy lines
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jane austen saying “if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more.” & nizar qabbani saying “because my love for you is higher than words, i have decided to fall silent.” so in conclusion, men being unable to articulate how much they love you bc it is beyond words>>>
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constantly consuming media or else i’d go insane
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they should invent a way for me to consume 10 different medias at once. what if i wanna read a book and watch a movie and binge a show and listen to music and play a game and watch a video essay and
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it’s always “i love you” but never
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it’s always “i love her” and never “i worry, sometimes, that my love for her will expand beyond the limitations of my body, that it will one day kill me with its heft.”
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found family ★☆☆☆☆ found family but they’re all criminals ★★★★★
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