Having a bad day and living in the Midwest is so funny like oh wow I’m having a bad day and it’s still 2004 outside
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Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life
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been following this one girl for 3 years now wallahi she hasn’t had a single good day
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Receiving a selfie from a man you don’t love can be traumatic sometimes
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Even at my most evil I’m considerate
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Some days just require a wife bro
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Crying on my walk and a 17 year old told me im bad as hell… auntie will kill herself in front of you neph
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Bikini & heels are a perfect outfit… I wish men didn’t exist
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Every time I dream of someone I wake up to a call/text from them… I get why they used to burn witches
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I lovebomb everyone but I’m sincere
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That one reply guy who lowkey watched you become a woman
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Deleted the baby names from my notes app cause that isn’t even me anymore
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5am can’t sleep so I literally removed over half my following on insta because it’s absolutely not normal to have strangers & so many ppl from ur past up to date with your day to day omg 😭
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Summer should hurry back so I can do this again
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Replying to @ladidaix
This comment section is not a safe space for YOU!
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Men are so beautiful when they look exhausted
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They keep calling me a man and saying that I should make her day….I’m a bitch TOO!!!!!!
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You give a man the middest three months and develop a stalker for life
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Replying to @mcfNBA
least he gets paid bruh she’s miserable for free
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Saving that CDMX trip for marriage
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Love getting older and my features becoming more womanly like now I can apply nothing but lip liner and be like wooooooooow ur so breathtaking bae
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Replying to @firetruh
On a good day
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I <3 the Indian Ocean
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Sometimes responding to one DM can set you back years
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Replying to @Ariellex1_
U gotta act like they died when it gets to this point baby
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Need a nigga as stupid as Future on Use Me
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Before you DM me I’m built like this: 😁
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It’s niggas born and raised in NORTH DAKOTA saying my tweet makes no sense 😭 you didn’t stand a chance bud
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Replying to @ch6lsey @chels6y
Hope he gets everything he wants out of life except me fr 💯
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I hope my braider lives a 1000 years
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All I want for my birthday this year is to be held for 8 hours straight
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Maybe we are having an evil women epidemic. Yaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!
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That one white boy who got u through 2024 music.apple.com/us/album/i-w…
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Replying to @fentanylsoup
You can have both.
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Maybe y’all were right about digital cameras
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Hope this day is included in my last 7 minutes of life recap 😪
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Globalization has actually gone too far last night I was at a Brazilian funk party in the Middle East watching an Egyptian and Nigerian go toe to toe
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Miss her (summer)
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Apologies for the vanity I just felt very pretty the other night
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I miss this time last year when my screen time was under an hour and I was asexual
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No one validates my feelings like the Flo app
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What bottle DM
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No amount of preventative Botox could do shit for a real giggler real grinner like me
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Replying to @missmiyakee
Think she’s the devil on our left shoulder atp
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This isn’t even funny I’m literally scared to cross the street
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First day of my mid twenties nothings funny anymore
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Replying to @ksh101o1
Hope you put a few dollars away for that incoming deast infection 💔
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Somebody pls start making clothes for grown women I’m sooooo tired of everything being cut out/mesh/cropped
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I’m really no better than a man I will disappear on you if I don’t feel good about myself
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Likeeeee
Being darkskin with a red undertone in the summer makes me feel like the chosen one
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Replying to @ninimazara
Ur so pretty please have a good day
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Punching holes in walls as a man must feel good as fuck
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Replying to @l031100
All men are ugly when you don’t love them so it’s all the same 💔
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Replying to @ifeelurcries
Save your sympathy for someone who deserves it she’s just insufferable
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Replying to @ketbush
So scary just watching for years
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Replying to @missmiyakee
Right like as if going through your camera roll doesn’t give you the courage to live & love another day…
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Bro anytime Somalis congregate I understand why we need a dictatorship
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Replying to @churrible
What can I do to fix this baeeee😣 Also if it helps I’ve had a horrendous year as well but this shorty wakes up EVERYDAY a victim gahdamn
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🧸
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Thank u everyone in these comments as a Leo I really needed this 🙏🏾
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Please don’t remind me of the brands you wear I do not care + let it speak for itself + im normal
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Replying to @solayaismail
Can I come over and watch
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I fucking love when women have strong features
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I love my quiet simple boring life and everyone in it so much
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THESE HOES FOR THE EARTH 😫🌏❤️
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You draw the line at Christian?
ummm....... why are my tax dollars going towards bombing Christian hospitals in the middle east?
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Who fw 25 year old women that are mediocre at everything
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I have all my friends cities on my weather app to see what kind of day they’re having
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Alhamdulilah im a nobody cause if I was ever asked my opinion on everything going on I’d probably disenfranchise the next 3 generations of my offspring
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Replying to @throwawaypt2
It’s fun but then again I’m 25 🚶🏿‍♀️
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There’s no irony and it isn’t poetic. Hope that helps
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Replying to @ijustbluemyself
You been waiting your whole life to use this huh
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Having to switch up my walk routes cause if you treat men with basic human decency and have a fat butt you will develop stalkers
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Really enjoy expressing every positive emotion the very moment I feel it. I love you and I’m very happy to be here right now
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MJs using the Sierra Leone emoji is where I draw the line
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My instagram notifications are genuinely none of my business
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I can’t believe y’all been accusing Moroccans of not claiming Africa baselessly all week when the real culprits are Egyptians
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Silent treatment is the opposite of a punishment for me. Thank you sooooo much
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My finsta a masterpiece
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Replying to @Qasabaxi
I love this tweet it means a lot to me
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When I like someone I gotta solve all their problems by yesterday why didn’t god just make me a man this is extremely unladylike
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I’m definitely like top 3 most loved women
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Even during the hardest times Allah SWT is so good to us🥲
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Replying to @GURUJAHRA
Especially when it’s a woman you know like no way the thirst overtook your critical thinking…
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