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i think i’m top 3 funniest on everybody i know list
w out being biased, do u think ur funny?
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i don’t understand how euphoria isn’t the song that did it
Kendrick Lamar's 'Not Like Us' is now the fastest hip-hop song in history to reach 300M Spotify streams 📈 It took only 35 days for the song to achieve this.
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Replying to @BelovedBone
am i tweakin but isn’t euphoria’s chorus the “i hate the way you talk..” part he said it multiple throughout the song
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Replying to @big_croner
i fear this would relate more to my point, no?
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istg the song is horrible 😭😭
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kanye was deep in his bag with this album
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I speak for everyone when I say Joel Embiid just had a legacy game
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just glad this season can be put to rest
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Who is the best one-hit wonder of all time?
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it really ain’t even that deep dawg
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Replying to @big_business_
bro couldn’t even turn around to throw the ball back in bounds spo not seeing the pearly gates
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fish in that hoe like this😂
Idk how I thought they put fish in a lake but this wasn’t it 😳
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s/o the mexicans
Derek Chauvin has been transferred to a new federal prison after getting stabbed by a Mexican Inmate
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live representation 😭
Drake: Your feet are small 🤣 Kendrick: God has chosen me alone as His instrument to strike you down. Your pride has landed you in a den of snakes where your most trusted advisors are plotting your downfall and when that inevitable moment strikes, you will deserve it.
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Replying to @big_business_
ad avoiding slander because he had the bubble guts i respect it
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if the SPOT eval isn’t extra credit i’m not doing it
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if she got me out here wearing flights she the one bruh no cap
This is what being in a relationship is all about nitter.app/hneybrownnsugah/status…
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the fact george zimmerman out here free living life still bothers me to this day
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if you rocking with dudes you know assaulted a woman you part of the problem my guy
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reaching the age that your parents had you and realizing you not even close to having kids is crazy
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we used to be build pyramids yo
Terry Reloded turns his viral TikTok sound into a song titled “Jayda Wayda.” 😭 @Terryreloadedd
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the way people act like slavery didn’t happen and millions died
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Replying to @big_business_
its smoke for philly
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ngl man i love being black
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Me in public: My Headphones:
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ima be a mad mf if i’m in college wasting my time on a degree and the world ends
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normal uzi versus him standing on the money
That height difference 🤯
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y’all really be eating water roaches
😩😩Crawfish Season Wya ????
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bro really living the dream he spider-man and bagged zendaya, i’m 100% hating
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on dark clouds vory basically said i’m making all this bread and you went and chose an amazon employee?
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it’s always sex with you people 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Replying to @big_business_
im a player hater i wanted him to fumble in the worst ways
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ALT Gbesav Ll Cool J GIF

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unt it’s been real man ✌🏽
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this don’t justify an assault..
WAIT! This the chic y'all caping for, huh?? FOH
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Replying to @big_business_
duke said if you don’t vote for him you’re not black, it was nasty agendas from the jump
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i’m rolling in this hoe solo at this point
'Big Tex' went up this morning ahead of State Fair of Texas next week. kxan.com/news/texas/big-tex-…
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look at our generation bro went from eating tide pods and suffocating on cinnamon to demanding change so inspirational
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All 3 of them need to make a project together
travis scott's autotune to the way young thug came out the phonebooth to the way quavo walked the aisle. legendary nitter.app/RealDJBJ/status/783581…
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there’s more to like than football bro this game not even that serious (depressed giants fan)
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Replying to @queasyyogurt
fuck up
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buddy walked in the function and didn’t even get settled in😭😭😭
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idk seeing teachers have to buy school supplies out of their own pockets then on the flip side seeing police get brand new cars doesn’t really make a lot of sense to me, i could be trippin though
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boot kickers be saying “white people get killed by the cops too” as if police brutality just gets canceled out like it’s pemdas or some shit
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my granny washed 💔
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dawg i’m literally sitting like this rn
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if they don’t like the results they can just simply leave
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i remember one time i bought a matte black helicopter and took it to my beach home in Cancun
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 19th TO MEEEEEEE❤️❤️❤️
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s/o to the black demographic for the past 23 years of my life but i’m out
y’all think yalll can outdo y’all mother in sucking dick ??? 😂😂😂
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do y’all think the eagles can match the 9ers physicality in the championship game? i got philly winning it
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y’all remember when i donated a quarter billion???
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the man upstairs been blessing me
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no rubber bullets, no tear gas, just vibes?
BREAKING: Protesters have breached the U.S. Capitol
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the yt dmv worker with the same last name as me that told me we might be cousins is going to be my villain origin story when december 21st comes around
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Replying to @big_business_
jalen rose said ja morant gonna resign on a live broadcast im pretty sure he has zero idea on his contract negotiations🤣🤣
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when angel reese fly me out to chicago and put me courtside>>>>>
Man when the WNBA players start getting $100m’s and tricking off and flyin niggas out on the road>>>
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when you like your major school actually be interesting
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i promise them celebrities don’t know you
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watching people brawl during power hour
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if a nigga ever tell me “you got a good one” i’m flipping everything over
Showing up to her birthday as “the fun nigga” when she gets a man
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y’all personalities be ugly
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carter V dropped there’s no time for sleep
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one of my caucasian coworkers said “my nigga” casually, he was fired later that day moral of the story.......you love to see it
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they gonna have the toughest ball handle in the world
China's kindergarten game: Cooperation.
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he mad 24/7, like for what
i just don’t like Eminem, his flow annoys me
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i learned SOOO many valuable lessons this year
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back of the line bozo
Drake wanted to have kids with Rihanna nyp.st/2yL41Qc
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Your mcm just got skipped in the barbershop line and didn’t say anything
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this nigga might possibly be having the nastiest 4-5 week stretch an individual has had since 2023 daniel jones
Lil Yachty goes off on KARRAHBOOO via IG 😬 "Tell people how you verbally abuse people..." "I've given you a career and time and time you just disrespect me, I wrote every f*cking verse you've done, I dressed you"
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Y’all homeboys don’t be cooking y’all...I guess it’s just mine nitter.app/jabezvillx/status/1021…
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"My momma said no", truth is I never asked
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Yo this fr pissed me off
top 10 anime betrayals
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the energy it takes to wake up miserable and negative every single day has to be exhausting
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Replying to @big_business_
rich the kid needs to start hosting seminars on the science of networking this is ridiculous
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It’s always a rose tattoo too💀
Bitches get one tattoo on their right shoulder and start including that hoe in every single picture
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me walking into the union when my flex re-up next semester
All the feels. (via @trailblazers)
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ain’t no way you enjoyed listening to that hot pack of ass
wow this new carti tuff idk what y’all talm bout
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microwave for a smooth 10 seconds
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Replying to @NBAPaint1
his “2nd option” might be a 1st option on 80% of the league tbf
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i got feelings for shakira
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15 minutes can save you 15% or more on ca...
me trying to get rid of all the hate, negativity, and drama in my life
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yo slides and jeans gotta be the worst combination ever
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gonna dip a mango in benbrook lake
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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there’s no way the russians are making jokes about ww3 like we are😭😭😭😭😭😭this country is cooked
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am i the only person that feels people’s auras
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i bet my lil bby that’s not my lil bby looked great today
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announcing when you’re off social media gotta be some of the most self centered shit💀
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