Malizip@malizlp

this one's for the buddies

Joined August 2023
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no toilet paper in the bathroom again
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hey Elon . train your AI off of THIS .
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i decided to add my oc to this video because i really liked it
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i slipped and almost hit my head on the water faucet trying to do this dance in the shower

ALT Oneyplays Oney Plays GIF

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someone yelled chicken jockey while i was in public today
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notice how it doesnt say "play" 🤔
malik
@immalkwalahi
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Replying to @3nmaniac
the evil fucked up and twisted book
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trees are starting to turn yellow
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i fell asleep for like 8 hours with my phone on so i watched this about 1000 times
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killed a fly by spitting phlegm at it and washing it down the sink
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this and a small town where somethings not right and everyone is butt naked
averyluna@lucky_chair
22 Aug 2025
FBI agent breakfast
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You can't miss a DAY on this app 😂😂😂
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he did this
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you genuinely fucking hate me nintendo
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The Game Awards
@thegameawards
19 Aug 2025
SAVE THE DATE. Thursday, December 11. Celebrate the best. And see what's next. @TheGameAwards streams live from Peacock Theater in LA. More details this Fall.
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its almost september dude
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Interesting AF
@interesting_aIl
9 Sep 2025
Everything just fits perfectly with Apple devices 📱
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my world? Dandy. my circus? Digital. my shows? Object. my case? Silver. my hotel? Hazbin.
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mario tech 🤖 free download
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This Post is from an account that no longer exists.
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Replying to @truetaiyou
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I can't get anything right.
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im just a chopped chud incel in a beautiful world that i cant even see
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Grok has added a new "Virtual reality" mode where you put the phone up to your face and collect coins to have fun while peeing.
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Replying to @HappyitBoi1
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nah this is lwk funny and i started laughing at the j*b part and my tummy sticks out so much that i use it as a table 😭
Bread 🍞@IHaveBread_
16 Sep 2025
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Replying to @TobermoryFelis
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nah this is like the funny meme bruh 😭😭
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its fear that gives men wings bro
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Replying to @truegenderkissr
oneyfucksaroundintheshower with friends!
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is this true i don't even fucking know anymore
Characters That Are Transphobic@TheyKnowWhatUR
22 Mar 2023
Black Baby from Black Baby is transphobic
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Replying to @blephin_
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Replying to @BigFurryBalls
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This Post is from a suspended account.
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Replying to @IsmabrosM
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Replying to @Tospsy
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Replying to @infadier
chill on kai cenat egg.
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Replying to @hotlinemiamitxt
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Replying to @blephin_
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Replying to @hoodheresies07
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Replying to @DeezsNut
i went to an american restaurant during my holidays and they genuinely had this image framed on the wall by the booth i wasw in
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IGN
@IGN
24 Sep 2025
A Deus Ex Remaster is coming to PS5 on February 5, 2026. #StateOfPlay
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Replying to @chronakey
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Replying to @ozlako
Dr. Hartman doesn't swear in the original scene and says "you've" rather than you. You're on thin ice.
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Replying to @blephin_
dying like elvis on the jojo siwa toilet
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why is this lwk cool asf.
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#replaying
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Replying to @BeauMarrow
i had a nightmare like this and instantly woke up in a cold sweat
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Replying to @blephin_
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"no more heroes is for kids" 💀💀🐈‍⬛☠️
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Replying to @megasart1
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Replying to @249Chinlene
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Replying to @seiyaposting
i like this pfp
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Replying to @me_coded
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with... friends?
HYPEX
@HYPEX
31 Oct 2025
YOU CAN SIT ON HOMER's COUCH WITH FRIENDS 😭 [VIA @HappyHappyGalTV & @ShiinaBR]
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Replying to @ZyxZXyzzy93
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Replying to @GoodReddit
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comedians in the replies
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pim apparently has guilt on par with killing your wife
Swimpedia@swimpedia
3 Nov 2025
Here's Pyramid Head in Smiling Friends, which was used with official permission from Konami Digital Entertainment themselves!
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Replying to @seiyaposting
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they cut this from delta??? wth
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Replying to @OwlLunch
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Replying to @hoodheresies07 @funnyhoodvidss
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Replying to @a_caprinesgrasp
*lets out big burp*
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i really just want this to happen to him
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Replying to @clfrsk
any character that has the waist of a pool noodle with hips and/or titties that are big compared to the rest of there body is always L jelqs
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