He/him Video gamer Testament Main.

I send a man to losers 3-0. He asks me for advice and i give it to him, then he proceeds to 3-1 me in losers finals. Am I the goat advice giver or am I just stupid?

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Which one of you motherfuckers did this
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>check guilty gear twitch tab >find random 1 viewer twitch channel >they are challenging celestial >boot up >deny them celestial >go to bed
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Someone gotta teach the tik tok sins how to kara super lmao
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A tournament set but every time Slayer gets a hit I cut to the next round.
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Let it be known to the non guilty gear players that this situation right here is a 4 way mixup that leads to >50% damage if you guess wrong
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Respectfully, my colorblind ass can NOT see this shit.
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A girl at the venue walked up to me and told me she thought I was handsome and I said thanks and she walked away. Crazy how at every major I go to I am reminded that I still have many more interactions to lab.
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Guilty Gear Tier list based off how well they can ball.
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Breaking: Joe Biden mistakenly refers to Sol’s Night Raid Vortex (GGST) as Grand Viper (GGXRD)
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Tetament
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A 4 frame normal is stronger than a meterless invincible reversal in season 4 of Guilty Gear Strive.
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New player: “I was playing online and I seem to have a pretty good handle on this game, but man I played against this one Zato character and that guy seems like he’s really str- “ Me: “-uggling to play in almost every matchup? Yeah I know.”
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This is literally the reason online FGs die. Game hasn't even released & they’re already tryharding to their fullest potential That they’re actively on stream, optimising the fun out of it all for everyone else lucky enough to get access who just wanted to play something new
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Yall Mfs really play this game for money
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Fun fact! Daigo happens to be the only person to win Evo for guilty gear 2 times in a row. The only other GG player to win 2 evos (non consecutively) is Omito.
Replying to @ItsTimeThis
Has Tokido, Arslan, Knee, and other big names done anything outside of their respective games? The only one that comes to mind is Punk 🤷🏽‍♂️
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"This combo seems to do a lot of damage but I'll probably try to hold burst to gold burst my next wakeu-"
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Bro was CRAMMING
It might be all over. Idom doesn’t know what asuka does and it’s druice in grands lmao
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Probably still low tier but at least we have sauce #GGST_TE
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SEND ALL THE LEO PLAYERS TO JAPAN
現ver.ワイの結論や…。 ママどうして…。
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I found probably the most fucked up mixup testament has. Check the input display. #GGST_TE
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One of the greatest dopamine hits is watching people react to the cool setups you lab.
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Lmao
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That shoryuken anti air was kinda clean tho
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Replying to @SidTheAbyssWal
That’s bc ppl ask you for advice and ur like “idk bruh play more”
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I tend to check 1 viewer stream to gep new players learn the game because I love this game and I like to include new people in it, especially when the skill floor for the game is very high for beginners. You have to understand that I was simply possessed by hater energy.
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Yeah so basically when a stained opponent holds up forward at you, 6ping them kinda spaces them out and has variable plus frames depending on how high you are, but if I do 5k dash cancel as an anti air here, I'm curiously a very consistent +15 in their face, which is preferable.
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THERE’S A PRE RELEASE SETUP AT DRAGONCON???????
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Replying to @CrescendoFlow
I know but I like to yap
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Replying to @catdiscducks
Thank you for reminding me that this is not the first occurence of this phenomenon. I have readied many a player to fight me
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Let's go gambling!
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Rushed to make this and not good at editing but the Johnny in the white alt returns. Congrats to Kshue for winning!
Play your cards right and you may just leave a Champion. Congratulations to Kshuewhatdamoo for winning Guilty Gear -Strive- at #Evo2025.
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#ggst_te The Testament vortex intensifies. Getting these to safejump is possible but manually timed
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Every arcsys announcement bruh
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"Hey I'm a New York Strive player, and I think I've been getting better! TNS is happening today, but I think I'll go to this small 11 entrant local, no need to hit the big leagues yet. I've been grinding quite a bit so I think I'll do quite we..."
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Apparently the zoomers will find it funny that a combo dealing 67 damage leaves you at +67 which is the number required for IAD 214k button to safejump.
For 67 damage, you TOO can be funny and loop safejump left rights on testament
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One can look at Guilty Gear Strive's season 4 patch and be reminded of Ronald Reagan's economic policy in that Arcsys is buffing the top tiers and hoping that the viability trickles down the tier list.
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Throw pops stain btw
This game is so ass. #GGST
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Respectfully if yall dizzy players take me to a stage with a remotely blue background imma alt f4
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MARVELO OVER ZANDO??? MJ OVER UMISHO??? PAPPLE OVER SLASH??? DARU OVER RANG??? THE JOBBERS ARE TAKING OVER!!!
Omfg just beat Zando 3-1 with Chipp. One more match for top 24 in winners.
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Me when Leo does 214S and might run unlimited block pressure but I'm just a chill They/them
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Our fans need new content? Announce 7 characters in one day.
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For 67 damage, you TOO can be funny and loop safejump left rights on testament
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This clip was nice but it didn't add the part where I actually won the game so here it is!
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Ayo wtf they doin at the local?
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Guys I think this might be a little bit good but I think it distracts from the major issue that testament is able to pop stain with throw now.
抗う手段が少ない一部キャラ向けの”読み合い”
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All is possible through the power of dandy step
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For reference, I made this post bc the absurdity of the situation is funny, not necessarily as a balance complaint. I do think his mix is strong, but it’s not what I’d complain about the character if I wanted to seriously discuss Slayer’s balance
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#GGST_TE After Getting a successful anti air 6p, you can do S grave reaper then TP immediately after to be + in their face with a succubus next to them
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FUCK YOU MILLIA #ggst_te #ggst_na
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In order to fight the “doesn’t play the game” allegations, lil bro posted a “sick ass setup” that’s literally worse than a bnb I can find on dustloop. These people are fictional lmao
Replying to @outoflamps
That wasn't me, that was King Of Traps. I actually did post a sickass setup I recorded when I used to play.
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An alarming amount of people seem to actually think the purpose of this post was to complain about balance
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I can't wait to pop stain with throw in this mu
Babe wake up, new max range CH 5hs combos are here #GGST_RA
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Based on physical abilities only, so no abilities, teleporting, double jumping, airdashing, RC, puppets, etc.
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Whenever I try new characters, I always inevitably come back.
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#GGST_VE Off of throw, venom can do a very standard safejump with backdash IAD JH
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"What does it mean to be World Champion?" "I don't know"
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#GGST_TE A little bit of Testament counterplay here, because IAd JH JD vs JH 2K is a 2 frame fuzzy, you actually have the ability to just neutral block the JD hit and IB the 2k hit, and it allows you to auto fuzzy the JD, and throw 2k-236H and 2k-2D. FD makes 6p(gapless) whiff.
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Thoughts on the current patch, unordered. It's so unacceptable that we went from a patch where every char (except zato) was playable and could reasonably do well in bracket to this patch where there is literally no point to playing >30% of the cast.
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I have been informed recently that Jobber doesn’t mean someone with a job. It might be over
MARVELO OVER ZANDO??? MJ OVER UMISHO??? PAPPLE OVER SLASH??? DARU OVER RANG??? THE JOBBERS ARE TAKING OVER!!!
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FUCK YOU NAGO #ggst_NA #ggst_TE
FUCK YOU MILLIA #ggst_te #ggst_na
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I'd rather get washed 100-0 against a player who understands my character and interacts with them properly than drop a round to a bum who clearly doesn't know anything about what my char does and just forces their own gameplan.
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#ggst_te the most bizzare safejump setup known to man. If we could get +67 a little closer this could be a left right
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The Great Filter
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Wait so why is no one talking about the faust change? Is it not potentially insane that he gets access to a move with this hitbox at 8 startup 8 active? Imagine he clean hits you in a combo???
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Tempest is the last bastion of North America
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#ggst_te this doesn't work on sol, ky, anji, chaos.
I have to find stain hard nockdown setups starting stain throw without any resource. #ggst_te
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Don't let the doomer quote tweets distract from the fact that we finally saw @FubukiVr participate in a tournament and top 8 their very first event! For non-testament players, Fubuki (also known as Phaxy), has been a very prominent Testament that's never gone to events.
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Replying to @kelpieTH
Tetament
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Replying to @ScrimbusMcBimbs
Tbh I probably shouldn't have been mashing throw
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#ggst_te when doing Jh Jd J236H, if you hit the JH, confirming into 6h crow will not HKD. However, if only the JD hits (they get mixed by it), you can do 6h crow and it does full HKD.
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Replying to @BonbonFGC
blind
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GUILTY GEAR STRIVE: DUAL RULERS【Main Visual】 Featuring many familiar faces from the series! Get ready for a brand-new chapter in Guilty Gear! #GGSTDR #GUILTYGEAR
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#ggst_TE We can set a H crow and safejump after a FS stained hit.
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#ggst_te Due to how Baiken's tether interacts with Testament, You can actually pretty consistently combo off Both arbiters when tethered (same combo works off S arbiter)
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If a sf player says they won't play strive bc "the damage is too high" imma show them this clip.
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Replying to @sushliconsumer
I completely agree
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Replying to @wakeupkacho
If the casual player can understand the concept of gatlings and roman cancels a casual player can spend like, 5 minutes in the training range. Sin’s combos aren’t that hard
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This is what happens when a Testament player has to skip the local for 1 week.
After running the Baiken Gauntlet, @SidTheAbyssWal claims @4o4esports FNAN this week! 🥈 @Xerker252 🥉 @bozo_ssb 🐬 Tripp 🏅 @gncfosho & @cpaplove 🏅 @zamirstills & @UmKellan Hope to see everyone next week 🦦 #FGC #GGST #TOP8
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Replying to @SidTheAbyssWal
Well usually the question comes baked with the assumption that they will play more, they’re asking specifically for direction in which to improve while playing or concepts that they can apply
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I'M DYING MAN LMAOOO
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Replying to @B_Hop69
Just so yall know Bhop literally threw a round bc he couldn’t land HMC and this guy still got 10-0’ed.
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My bad
just have the stats i'll make a better post later
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Replying to @4magDrung
I want you to find a top sol player, ft10 them, then post the replay here.
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Throw pops stain btw
#GGST Somehow, Goldlewis minigun combos do more damage now due to the higher bullet count. 15 RISC gauge TOD.
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Replying to @ividboy
This mf doesn’t realize that you can do Backdash 2H to call out any possible way that I can react to that.
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Replying to @SidTheAbyssWal
The testament pulled out the mind control tech to prevent bridget from doing roger super
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FUCK JAYCE ALL THE HOMIES HATE JAYCE WHAT THE FUCK WHY #arcanes2spoilers
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Actually I looked at your profile and you appear to play goldlewis so you probably can take the risk reward of mashing on sol pressure. My bad
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Replying to @JLF_Snow
You know what, I’m glad that yall mfs don’t only exist in strive. I respect it.
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Still works lmao
#GGST_TE A little bit of Testament counterplay here, because IAd JH JD vs JH 2K is a 2 frame fuzzy, you actually have the ability to just neutral block the JD hit and IB the 2k hit, and it allows you to auto fuzzy the JD, and throw 2k-236H and 2k-2D. FD makes 6p(gapless) whiff.
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Testament can do more damage but it's even more unrealistic.
Johnny's is pretty reasonable to pull off in matches. Millia's is technically viable but 100 meter with her is hard. Testament's is unrealistic. Please correct me if there's better 👀
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#ggst_te To all testament players who are looking to level up your game, I think something you should practice (as I am right now) is 1 framing the gap between 2h and 236H. It drastically improves the RPS on 2H and leads to massive damage if correct.
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Replying to @L_Uomoletto
Ok first off, his hands are way too large to be able to realistically handle a ball. Like you pass to him, how’s he going to catch it? Bro rolls around on the ground how is he supposed to not travel. Also bro fires off an error and gets called for a Technical
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Replying to @royceybrackets
Jack about to pull up and ruin ur life bro
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Replying to @EspiaDimon1s
Yeah, and for reference he has a command grab that buffs his next hit to deal 30% more damage with a guaranteed counterhit slowdown effect.
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I got 25th at TNS! It's my highest placing yet! Double eliminated by A.B.A but I'm really happy with my performance.
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