Owner of Sneaky Fox Vodka... Instagram is Magee18 . 2013 @mls MVP for my hometown team the @chicagofire@mls cup champ @lagalaxy@lottosport athlete

Chicago, IL
@LAGalaxy @MLS @ChicagoFire @NewYorkRedBulls The last 14 years will keep a smile on my face forever #ThankYou
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Sorry @landondonovan 😂
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I’ve tried every trick in the book to get my daughter to play soccer. Never pushed her but she simply didn’t want to play. She’s out kicking a ball against the wall by herself. Not because of me. Because of you @USWNT. Thank you.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA DONOVAN HAHAHAHAHA I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HE BROKE THE MLS GOAL SCORING RECORD UNTIL MY PHONE NOTIFIED ME 😂😂😂 HAHA #LegenD
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My favorite things in order. 1) My daughter. 2) This game. 3) My son.
No goalkeeper? No problem! @magee18 to the rescue 😅🧤 OTD 2011 | @kinecta
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Replying to @pulisic
6'4 when you stand on your wallet
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And a whole generation of girls think they can do anything because the @USWNT did. That is their legacy . Thank you!
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Replying to @TimbersFC
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Not sure if I’m more scared of Coronavirus or what was said to our @USWNT . One’s killing our grandparents and parents and the other is killing our women. I’m sorry to compare the 2 but watching my daughter read she’s lesser than a man is disgusting. I hope everyone is ok ♥️
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Haven’t seen a @LAGalaxy team play with that much heart in a long time. Love it.
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Dear @MLS Give us the MLS is Back tournament again please.
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Robbie Keane is the greatest @MLS player of all time.
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Tell people you fucking love them.
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An exact replica of the Sounders stadium is being built in Heaven right now and it’s Seattle vs LA for eternity. Rest In Peace Legend.
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Seeing David Beckham tear up as his kids congratulated him during his statue unveiling is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.
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The American heart never fails to amaze me. Thanks for the ride #USMNT
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I knocked you out in the semis 2-1. I’d imagine that motivated you to become the Legend you are. You’re welcome. @SockersChicago
#tbt to the Dallas Cup in 1999 🤣🏆 Happy to be back and looking forward to facing @FCDallas tonight 👍🏼
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Replying to @newyorkcityfc
What is this a banner for ants? It needs to be at least 3 times bigger than that.
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At the 26 second mark I was trying to punch Lenhart in the head but accidentally hit the ball 😢
Hey @magee18, when are you coming out of retirement to play goalkeeper?
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Dear @Cubs You're the coolest Love, My friends and I
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I don’t work for the @ChicagoFire. This isn’t an ad. This club has had a piece of my heart since 1998 and I couldn’t be more excited about bringing my kids to Soldier Field.
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Ref yesterday asked me what the girl in Vancouver said to me so I told him word for word #PutTheRedToBed #ItWasASetUp
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Bingham reminds me of me
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Da savior 🇺🇸
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If they aren't the best brother sister combo in history I don't know who is.. #HappyNationalSiblingDay
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This man used his body to stop bullets from hitting children. Aaron Feis is my hero.
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If you want to win an MLS Cup and you’re not quite sure how to do it pay close attention. Hire Robbie Keane as your manger. You’re welcome.
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Replying to @LAFC
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I wish my @LAGalaxy teams got to play this tournament at peak fitness in Nov/Dec instead of 3 weeks into preseason. Made zero sense.
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Ghana so Klose yet so far.. See what I did there? 😉
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Replying to @landondonovan
I’m dying 😂😂
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LETS all put our differences aside and root for the black and GOld vs TIGRES
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Why does my gut tell me most of the world will know about @HogeFinance by the end of June...
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Textbook what?! 😂 @stuholden
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Give Messi the Beckham franchise fee discount post retirement and let’s play some soccer.
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I'd like to apologize to the world for another Mike Magee #LoveAtFirstSight
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112 more shutouts and I'm tied with @NickRimando
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Respectfully, I don't need to wait for the results of any report. Bruce Arena is one of the most loyal, caring humans (and coach) I've ever met. In a world where most don’t give a shit about anyone anymore, this man cares. If somebody can cancel Bruce then we're all fucked.
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Replying to @LAGalaxy
My favorite memory was every fucking time I put that jersey on
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For once can we skip the part where everyone argues about politics and the color of the shooters skin and find a way to protect our fucking children.
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Dear @NERevolution Hire Bruce Arena as the boss of everything and Pat Noonan as the head coach. He doesn’t have an accent but he’s ready. You’re welcome. (Drink Sneaky Fox Vodka please)
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Dear teams I told to draft Chris Mueller that didn’t. I told you so.
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2 legends @Omar4Gonzalez and @sydneyleroux just chillen in the shade. Nothin to worry about...
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I’d run through a cement fucking wall for Pablo Mastroeni.
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See below.
If you want to win an MLS Cup and you’re not quite sure how to do it pay close attention. Hire Robbie Keane as your manger. You’re welcome.
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Beyond grateful to @MLS and @ChicagoFire for this. I've wanted to be on the same team as @BMcBride20 since I was a kid. Dreams come true!
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Replying to @brfootball
Figure out a way to win like all the other good/great coaches have in MLS then talk all the shit you want Mr Friedel.
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If you emptied out @SFranklin5’s pockets you’d find most of the best left mids in @MLS history. Congrats on an amazing carreer brother and thank you for helping me become a 2 time MLS Cup champion. Wouldn’t be it without you. (you know where this ball ended up right? 😂)
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The thought of having to fight for players who bled for and built MLS to simply get paid what they're worth is embarrassing #FreeAgency
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Dear @NashvilleSC If you don’t stick up for your teammates I think your MLS Cup odds go to zero. Number 55. Write that down 🖊️ #NSHvMIA
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Bring back the refs immediately.
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If I don’t see you at the @chiredstarsPR game today we’re no longer friends.
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Germany or Argentina will win this game
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Replying to @aaronfox__
LOVE IS LOUDER “@aaronfox72: @magee9 great penalty faggot, GO UNION”
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Chicago believes that we will win #1N1T
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We could tie a pair of velcro shoes #cf97
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I’d like to nominate myself to decide the exact location for Robbie Keane’s statue. I’m going to pick the spot tomorrow before kickoff. I won’t let the fans, @LAGalaxy or King Keano down. Can somebody bring me a drink?
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I hope everyone has a great day today. Especially my @HogeFinance family.
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Happy 4th from #PlaneBae and I 🇺🇸 @EuanHolden 😂
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Replying to @BigAfrika88
Fuck Katai 🤜🏿🤛🏼
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Come on @LAGalaxy !!!!
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Maradona is my favorite psychopath by a landslide
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If you’re complaining more about a team that has too many DPs than teams that aren’t using all of theirs I’d like you to strongly reconsider your stance #InterMiamiCF
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Replying to @JeffreyCarlisle
Leave bro.
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I don't have Instagram so I'll just tell you what I saw today. Cars. Couple trees. I think a bird. The tv. My teammates. Girl in yoga pants.
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Replying to @Mathieu_Era
NFL should write you a check for this.
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If you watched that game but can’t tip your hat to Berhalter I’m not sure what to say to you…
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It’s 2003. I’m 18. Score my first professional goal in @CrewStadium then fly to Chicago for my senior prom. Don’t blink youngsters. One days they’ll be knocking down the stadiums you played in too. @MLS @NewYorkRedBulls @ColumbusCrew
22 years. Memories we'll 𝐚𝐥𝐥 cherish forever. Thank you, @CrewStadium.
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Everyone deserves a day off once in a while #SaveMagee piped.video/TfI4_Ay_Cxc
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Suarez on that Mike Tyson diet
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heroes get remembered but LegenDs never die
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I wouldn't trade (😉) our friendship for the world. Happy birthday @robbierogers !!
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Replying to @AJD_20
Miami defender cutting the passing lane first. Chivas USA defender not so much.
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Soccer is fun.
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I hope for all young girls Instagram stays down forever.
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Replying to @NickRimando
I'd have 100 goals if it weren't for you. Just retire. Happy birthday.
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Don’t tell my son but I wanted him to be a girl #GirlDadAtHeart
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A lot of people just saw my homie @SeanJohnGK win MLS Cup MVP. What they didn’t see was how hard he worked every single day to be a better player. Not many if any more deserving. Enjoy it brother. That’s etched in stone.
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Galaxy I know doesn’t laugh after loses.
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I wanted to punch @KyleBeckerman in his face every time I played against him. No better compliment. He’s a true legend. Congrats on a brilliant career and the ultimate opponent.
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This is the best tweet I’ve ever seen that got zero likes.
Mike Magee will put the keeper's jersey on for #LAGalaxy
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@ChicagoFire Trying to play soccer on our $h1+ field is like trying to play hockey with a football.
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Wow. Confused. Hurting for my boy.
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Replying to @MLS
I miss you MLS. I miss this day. I miss the @LAGalaxy. I even miss you @SJEarthquakes.
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Replying to @MixDiskerud
@MixDiskerud Lay off the crack bro
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Sign @Omar4Gonzalez if you like to win.
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Replying to @JozyAltidore @MLS
Love Giovinco but if you put him, Keano and an MLS Cup in a phone booth the King is coming out with it.
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What’s wrong with you 😂 @BarstoolSam
CLEAN UP NEEDED IN AISLE MY PANTS
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I hereby grant Dez Bryant the absolute and irrevocable right and permission to go ape shit
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Replying to @DelmyBarillas
Not as much as I do. I’m literally fighting back tears.
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Somebody tried to sit in my seat but @sjohn25 saved it
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Timmy Howard is like a warm blanket on a cold night
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Replying to @SportsCenter
Praising the PR department #Class
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Don't get Devin Hester a Christmas present. He'll just return it.
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Crazy to me how little Patrick Nyarko @pattyberron is mentioned. Maybe its because hes so humble. Or how easy he made assists look. Maybe he wasted too much energy defending for his teammates instead of saving it to get more stats for himself. I was never an MVP without him #cf97
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Now is as good a time as ever to share my list on how to enjoy Minnesota 1) Move to Chicago #MNU2MLS
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This Pirlo guy has this soccer thing down
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