he/him👨🏾‍✈️•pitch for airspeed, power for altitude• Opinions expressed are solely my own and do not reflect the views of my employer or family.

Somewhere in the clouds ☁️
He was 25, she was 19. Her blood was on his shirt. She had bruising on her neck. She also had vaginal bruising. He initially denied but when they told him there was evidence, he said it was consensual. He admitted to strangling her.
A Kobe Bryant biopic is in development at Warner Bros. (via DEADLINE)
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The woman he’s married to
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Men are not logical, they just lack empathy. This false dichotomy is successful because somehow men repackaged anger like it’s not an emotion.
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Politics are real life issues. It doesn’t get more real than politics.
Y’all argue about politics like you have no real life issues, lol.
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No 🫶🏽
Today is National Forgiveness Day.
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Because they likely already have the logical solutions to the problem. They’re not venting to you for solutions. They want someone to listen to them complain and provide comfort. Guys it’s really not that hard.
Why do girls hate it when you give them logical solutions instead of babying them ?
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Anyway small reminder.
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The divas are not falling for this child bearing propaganda and I love it!
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If the only time you mention male victims of sexual assault is when a conversation about women is happening, you don’t actually care about male victims. You only care to silence women.
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The “songs I’d play if…” trend on TikTok is killing me 😂😂😂😂😂
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With what money Emirates? With what money? 😭
When in doubt, fly out! ✈️🌤️
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Scans showed the fetus had a lot of defects. Under the new law doctors couldn’t terminate the pregnancy. Her water broke and even then they couldn’t do anything. They had to “wait for the baby to die” before taking it out. The woman died of septic shock. But pro life I guess.
Death of pregnant woman ignites debate about abortion ban in Poland reut.rs/3kahR7b
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Most Africans love Trump because they’re conservative at the core. It doesn’t matter if Trump thinks black people are a subclass of human beings. Africans will love him because he will cosplay as a religious person who hates gay people and abortion. That’s enough 🙂‍↕️
Many Africans tell me that they love Donald Trump more than Kamala Harris. Why do they support a man who reportedly called them "shithole countries" over a Black woman with African roots?
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Replying to @Raycheal43
Yup! I also wasn’t aware of this case until now. It happened in 2003.
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Nanti you people don’t like women. We’ve been telling you. You’re just attracted to them but you actually like men. Everything that pertains to romance and companionship, you reserve for men naye you get angry when we tell you 🙂‍↔️
When you finally smash her, and now her existence annoys you.
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Replying to @Cr7Godbrand
Aren’t he/him your pronouns too? If they aren’t please tell us your correct pronouns so that we address you properly 🙂
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The men on this tweet are doing a very good job showing us that men are in fact not emotional 🙂
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Refusing to hold older people accountable is the reason this country is the way it is.
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You’re not powerful if you need a woman to shrink herself to accommodate you. You’re just a little boy.
Don’t allow yourself to be with a woman who's earning more than you when you start a relationship, you’ll thank me later, A man’s gotta be the powerful one.
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Replying to @tastefullysaucy
These guys know how to protest!!
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It wasn’t giving.
What’s the weirdest reason that has made you resign from a job?
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I actually like streaks with my friends. They be showing me what’s going on in their lives at work, abroad etc. It’s like a little window into their lives 😭
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Noah Schnapp went on TikTok to explain himself and how he’s been learning a lot about this “very complex conflict”. Lmao there’s nothing complex about this. The Stranger Things team just told him to say something 😂😭
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Me! Now what?
But who will marry such girls?
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The only thing white people fear is black people.
Bro playing dangerous games…
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Once again I ask, do you people know that you don’t have to get married??
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His growth as a solo artist has been incredible to watch. Harry’s House was an insane album and it deserved that AOTY award.
Replying to @AboutMusicYT
Post your opinions on Harry Styles:
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She participated in armed rebellion, she’s an aeronautical engineer, she was ED of Oxfam International, co-chaired the World Economic Forum, director of the Gender Team at the Bureau for Development Policy at UNDP and is now the ED of UNAIDS! Are you people okay?
The real fumble is missing out on being a wife to a president !
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CPL bagged 👨🏾‍✈️
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Elon Musk is the son of a white South African Emerald mine owner. He was born into wealth. If you guys are going to kiss his ass, fine go ahead but save us the ‘started from the bottom now we’re here’ think pieces.
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Well well, the community note 🙂‍↔️
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Replying to @Raycheal43
No because I’m not understanding 😂😂
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What was embarrassing was you guys posting a video of your employee giving your boss a lap dance on his birthday. So let me spell it for you since you’re confused. Lap dances at a concert are fine. Lap dances by employees to their bosses in a work place are not!
“Girls at the Ya Levis concert, thank you for embarrassing the entire country. - @PrimAsiimwe 🙌🏽 #NRGRadioUG || #NRGBreakfastClubUG
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Then there’s you, a straight man looking and gorgeous women and thinking of gay men.
And someone's son adopt to be come a gay?? 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♀️
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I never want to hear anyone in a position of power in this country talking about protecting children from sexual predators. Y’all are a bunch of hypocrites.
The High court in Kampala has set free a 75 year old man Sozi Godfrey after he asked for forgiveness and pleaded guilty to charges of aggrevated defilement of a 7 year old neighbour's daughter. Mzee Sozi who was unable to walk and was just carried to court by his fellow inmate asked Highcourt Judge Margret Tibulya to have mercy on him and release him to go and die from home. Court documents show that Sozi suffers from HIV / AIDs. #CapitalNewsDesk
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Buy a personality.
what is a 23 year old supposed to do with all this money ? 😩
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Nekilala, weren’t you aware of a girl that was kidnapped and raped by someone during lockdown and you withheld this information for years until the perpetrator owed you money? You don’t condemn rape. You condone it! You enable it and protect rapists.
I condemn rape so much but with the many forged rape cases on celebrities I have to think twice before I defend or believe someone who claims to have been raped
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Someone said you used to think bulls were stupid for chasing red flags now here you are. 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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1. False rape accusations are rare and you are more likely to be raped than be accused of rape. 2. You’re presented with a choice between a rapist and a liar and you choose a rapist?
I condemn rape so much but with the many forged rape cases on celebrities I have to think twice before I defend or believe someone who claims to have been raped
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Literally any receptionist in Uganda when you walk in:
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If you’re working through throughout the holiday season. I’m thinking of you. Especially service workers, medical workers, domestic workers, transport workers and other essential workers. Shout out to y’all! We thank you 🫶🏾
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Me: cooks rice and there’s maybe a stone or two Mom taking a bite into a stone: Why didn’t you just cook the stones separately and we mix for ourselves?
A Ugandan mother once said ?
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Bambi in this life please be teachable. Regardless of age, profession, experience and social class. Be teachable! Allow your opinion to change when you’re presented with new information.
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Who are these divas? 🙂‍↕️
Market women chase pastor away and seize his equipments, after he kept insulting them in his preachings.
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You abused your 3 year old because of the natural curiosity of a child and their desire to understand the world around them. You people are sick!
Saw my 3yr old son applying his mother's lipstick on his lips this morning. I had to activate a moderate loud slap on him. That's how, Bobrisky, James Brown, Eniola and "Emeka the feminists defender" started. That rubbish can't happen in my lineage.
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♥️♥️
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You cannot have dialogue with the people who set this system up and enable it! Stop it!
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Those guys really aren’t competing with you if we’re being honest 💀
When my competition drums for people on their birthdays 🤗 #ItsFingerLickinGood
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They really don’t tell you about this part 😭😭
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Many of them actually didn’t. They took it out on their kids, domestic workers, parents, subordinates at work etc.
Guys, how did our parents do it? How did they manage to remain calm all throughout adulthood and its demands?
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Someone said this virus is taking notes from DJ Khaled coz it keeps saying “another one” 😭😭😂
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Replying to @komukyeya_
People really hate that someone can make a choice that differs from what they’ve been told they should do.
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Notice how every time two men fight on this app, one reveals that the other is a pedo. Like you were cool with him being a pedo until he pissed you off.
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God is a narcissistic bully who just needs therapy because why do you have to threaten people to like you? Seek help please 😂
What unpopular opinion can put you in this position??
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Great day with my girl @tastefullysaucy
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Why? What’s the problem? Why is help needed?
Whom are you calling for help?
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Nothing more satisfying then getting it right on the T 😌
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I swear Stanchart you will be missed 😭😭. I just opened an @AbsaUganda account online but the account is locked and they said I should go to a branch. The branch people are saying I wait till Tuesday! @StanChartUGA what do we have to do to keep you around? 😭😭
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Dear Kampala concert goers who own iPhones, go to Settings > FaceID & Passcode > scroll down to “Allow Access when Locked” and toggle off control center. If anyone steals your iPhone, they won’t be able to put it in airplane mode when it’s locked and you can track it longer.
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Omg why is this making men so angry? Are y’all okay? 😂😂
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Christianity is one big book club of members who did not read the book 🙂‍↔️
There’s no way this is happening in the Isreal we read about in the Bible .
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Daily and consistent!!! And when I ask how your day was I want details!!!
“Goodmorning babe” “How was your day” “Goodnight babe” Everyday??????????
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Happy Mother’s Day ♥️
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Ladies remember that two incomes in a household are better than one. So make sure your man has two jobs. Don’t settle.
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Y’all are killing people?
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Is “dia” a joke to you?
“Babe” and “baby” are the only terms of endearment ugandans know?
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In a car with three white people and F**kin problems starts playing and we’re all rapping and singing until the ASAP goes “coz I’m the nigga the nigga nigga” and they all shut up and I keep going 😂😂😂. Ahhh the power I felt 😌
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When someone tells me a story a second and third and fourth time not realizing they’ve told it before I usually just act like I’m hearing it for the first time coz clearly this story brings you joy and I’m just happy you want to share that with me ☺️
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Hi, pilot here. The reason why most pilots are men is not because they’re more logical. I promise ☺️
most occupations that require the highest level of logical, cognitive and intricate reasoning are done by men. I'm talking engineers, pilots, scientists, web & software developers, architects, financial analysts, investment bankers, the feds. How then are men not more logical??
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Happy Birthday to the biggest pain in my side! Please continue being disruptive ♥️🎂
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Men also overwhelmingly commit the vast majority of all violent crime in the world.
Replying to @lovvewolf
Men lack empathy? There’s nothing I won’t see on this Twitter street. Men that adopt fully grown adults; feed, house and clothe them lack empathy?
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I also know someone who was in her late 40s and had a hysterectomy because of severe fibroids. She had 3 kids. Every fact sheet on fibroids I’ve read doesn’t suggest nulliparity as a major risk factor. They all say the cause is unclear and risk factors generally misunderstood.
Replying to @WildgardenerHQ
Why do they keep pushing this narrative? My aunt developed fibroids in her 40s and she’s a mother of four. So where exactly do doctors get this idea that childbirth somehow prevents fibroids? It clearly doesn’t.
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In my culture…
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Because defining things provides structure and security. Even outside of human relations, the reason things are given a clear definition is to remove doubt and confusion. Why is that a bad thing and why would you avoid that? What are you afraid of?
Women like to define things because they love entitlement, it’s not even about whether they love you or not. If we are both comfortable with each other, why do you feel the need to define things no wonder you people call your pets babies and give plants names.
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Replying to @Amumpaire_
“Is this your first day on earth?” is a crazy but real question to ask 😂😂😭
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Primary schools forcing us to use fountain pens was very elitist. What business does a child have using a fountain pen?
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Lmao get over yourselves please no one cares.
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First of all this is done everywhere in the world. Second, moving into your own space is huge milestone for many that’s worth celebrating. It’s not a good look when you make people feel bad for being excited about something relating to personal growth🙂
People do house warming when they shift to new Rentals......this country is full of idiots man 😂😂😂😂😂🙌
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Finding out that bats are not blind is what made me question the education I received growing up.
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Me calling an ambulance for myself

ALT Calling GIF

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So we can all agree that access to safe abortion is key for anybody who wants one? Right?
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It is incredibly unnecessary for ANY laptop to be touchscreen.
MACBOOKS SHOULD BE TOUCHSCREEN BY NOW.
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These submarine jokes are actually going to kill me! Someone said “what a great day to be poor!” 😂😂😂😂😂
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Taking myself to the hospital when I’m sick. The absolute ghetto!
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Happy Birthday @tastefullysaucy 😊♥️. It’s incredible how even if you’re 4 feet and 11 inches tall you continue being disruptive in every space you enter!
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Replying to @Jamesoflife
That part!!
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I got my second bar today. This one was particularly tough so I am really proud of it. I am an Instrument Rated Pilot ☺️
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When women are in danger, who exactly is putting them in danger? Quickly please! Is it not men?

ALT Turn It GIF

Replying to @lovvewolf
😂. Men lack empathy but when women are in danger, who do they call for help? Who rushes down, risking life & limb to help them? Urgent 2k, who is the default contact? Have a ish you need resolved who is the 1st you call? Exactly. My guy no dey pander give women. Try talk truth.
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My @SafeBoda has interesting shoe game 😂😂😂
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You know you’ve said something right when men are angry in the comments and start attacking your weight instead of countering your point 🙂‍↕️
Team telikukola mirimu✌️😂😂
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Since we got rid of DEI, dancers were only chosen based on merit I fear 😔
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That’s the…that’s the theme of my life! No wahalurrdd 😌
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This pandemic has taught me two things. 1. People are really selfish 2. People will trust anything but actual scientific data
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Replying to @ian_wilbrod
Yeah. But forgiveness is not required to heal 😂
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Anyway guys get a dog. They’re not cheap either but at least they don’t have to go to school.
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When you thought you were making a cool new friend then they bring up watoto or phaneroo 😩

ALT Ariana Grande Reaction GIF

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Do you ever get aux anxiety where you’re afraid to plug your phone into the aux because you fear being judged for your unconventional non mainstream music that no one else listens to?
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I just received an email from Netflix ati we’ve upgraded your plan to Premium for $17.99 per month as you asked. Uhm tf you mean “as you asked” ?? Which one of my parasites did this?? Mujooga!
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Who says I’m trying to beat them?
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Abortion services would be as abundant as mobile money kiosks.
Do you guys actually believe things would be different if it were men that went through menstruation and pregnancy?
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