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Replying to @RealHughJackman
please use a hashtag instead of mentioning my account. Thank you!
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@RealHughJackman please stop including my account in your Tweets. Thanks, and good luck with the film.
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Hey @CrossFitGames I just hit my first muscle up in time for 16.3. Bring it on! #CrossfitOpen
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Impressive stomp @KarlTheFog
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Omg, that movie has rendered my notifications unusable.
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Twitter from above.
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O M G! It's happening! #cityhallwedding
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There's a filter on the @CrossFitGames site that has me at the top. It's blowing my mind! #crossfitopen
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I can’t think of a better day to finally open this bottle of #fledglingwine
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Can’t believe Zucchini is a year old.
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After an amazing journey at Twitter, it's time for a new adventure.
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I am super excited to be joining @meetearnest to head up their client happiness team starting on Monday! #letsdothis
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The first bunny hop climb was soo cute I had no choice but to carry her back down and record the second
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This is happening. Welcome, Zucchini!
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Good thing I heard the news in time to coordinate my outfit.
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Still getting used to lunch out in the real world.
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Awesome job Twitter! #fittertwitter
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I dressed as Logan Intl Airport for Halloween. (Yes, there are planes suspended from wire hangers.)
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Thanks for the messages. Our first dog, Pumpkin, is 12 and still young at heart.
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It's time. The @US_FDA needs to work with organizations like @RedCross to lift the ban on blood donations from gay men. #bloodisblood
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Feeling the New Year's fitness bug, so I signed up for a marathon, a spartan race, a tough mudder and a duathalon.
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Awesome! Homer in the 10th to win the game! Way to go @SFGiants !!
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Oh, and I grew a pretty sweet beard. #burningman2015
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Thank you for pushing me to put heavier weights on my barbell. #ThankYouDickC #crossfit #fittertwitter
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Happy Father's Day and huge thank you to my amazing mom for doing double duty!
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This is going to be awesome! Thank you @MeetEarnest for the awesome swag. #makeithappen
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Proof #crossfitgames #15point4 happened. Not pretty, but it happened!
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I’m just catching up and wow, big day. Wish I was in the room where it happened.
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Happy sixth birthday, Pumpkin!
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Wow, Missy Elliot just liked my Tweet!
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Nailed it!
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Replying to @ral1 @CrossFitGames
will 100% go RX next year!
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We made it. We are here! This place is legit! #fittertwitter
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Happy Halloween from two pirates and the Pacific Ocean trash island.
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The memorial castle was built in Petaluma. #burningman2015
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This was one of the most stressful and rewarding things I’ve done in a long time.
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100 burpees in 5:41. (The first time I tried to do 100 burpees 2+ years ago, I didn't finish!) #crossfit #fittertwitter
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And done. We binge watched the ENTIRE season of Stranger Things in 16 hours. I refused to walk the dog after dark and slept with a light on.
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Walking past the @twoffice, @SecurityGeorge gave me a fist bump and wished me a happy Monday. Thanks, George.
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Just had Christmas carolers outside my front door! I froze. Didn't know how to respond. Gave them all our halloween candy. #regift
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Overnight 2020 really out 2020ed itself.
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guess who's going to burning man. ...this guy! #bucketlist
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On my way to a city hall wedding!
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Me: @Gideon can you take our photo? Him: sure
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gay blood can save lives, too. #bloodisblood
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@LenaRockerHall was freaking awesome as Hedwig. Totally nailed it.
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Thank you to my colleagues. I am fortunate and honored to have worked with such an inspiring and passionate group of people.
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Making progress.
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Random fun times at the @twoffice
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Machu Picchu through the clouds.
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Totally unexpected, but why not?
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Fall has arrived.
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Trump has one day left to set the record for the shortest presidency ever.
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Educated was great! Will check out the others. Thanks!
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The outdoor fountain game in Salt Lake City is on point! This one is set to music and shoots fire!
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Walked to the @TwitterDublin office with no map and no umbrella. #likealocal
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What? WHAT? We won the scaled team series - all ages, world wide!! #CrossFitTeamSeries @CrossFitGames
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Great way to spend an overcast morning. Thank you @SpartanRace
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First time burners! #burningman2015
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Welcome to California!! @Monik @anab_moran
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My colleagues @MeetEarnest inspire me every day. #SheInspiresMe #intlwomensday #proud
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I am not an airport.
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St Patrick's day reminds me of building teams for @TwitterDublin and @google Dublin. We interviewed, trained and collaborated with soo many inspiring people! Soo proud of what we accomplished. A true highlight for me. Room temp Guinness - less so.
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Today in NYC, Donald Trump and Mark Burnett are holding an open casting call for a new reality competition show called The Cabinet.
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My night to "cook."
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#madeitmyself, for less than the cost of a blue bottle latte!
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Number 99 and 100. Umm.. I think I owe someone a pull-up.
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Here we go! #Hamilton @shnsf
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Made it all myself! Picked the greens from our yard. And... It tastes good! #homeecsurvivor
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Offsite confession: I have taken a painting class or two.
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Wow! The lightning right now is unreal.
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Now we are ready for burning man
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... Currently looking up housing prices in Quebec City.
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Finally found the earthquake kit. Added a dog leash, rain poncho and sneakers. Replaced flashlight batteries, water and locally sourced organic fresh produce. 😁 Still need figure out how to turn off our gas line.
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Crossfit icebreaker: favorite scary movie. @gideon "Scream Queens" @logan "The Notebook"
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Wow! I thought I had seen all the ways in which a person could die. I was wrong. #got
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Can I have a Christmas cookie?
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In the air!
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Happy 5th birthday, Pumpkin. May your day be filled with squirrel sightings, tasty kibbles and hours of belly rubs.
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#got speechless
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happy #sfpride weekend everyone!
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Now trying all things that will for sure put me to sleep. First up, camomile tea + The Economist
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We are going to stand .. for 3 hours! #frugal #sfballet #frankenstein
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387 as of 9:22pm
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Loved having team boomerang in the house! Awesome job, guys!! @ListanaJ @benstah @Christian_Ting @heydirk
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I left it all on the floor for #15point3, Including the @CrossfitDublin T-shirt logo! #CrossFitGames
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Binge watching Stranger Things and trying to get the Christmas tree to respond.
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#15point4 OMG! #CrossFitGames handstand pushups and cleans at more than my body weight!
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Riding the rails.
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Can I go eat your shoes now?
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Happy holidays from our stove!
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Happy birthday @verena and @lad
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Nice sunset!
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