This is why we’re failing as a society: a fart video means a fart video! I hope the authorities can get to the bottom of this 😤
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He literally was being a decent human being and not talking politics until that gnome started barking like a dog.
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What kind of designer makes the skin vulnerable to cancer on exposure to the sun?
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Men realising that they didn’t marry a sex toy, but a human being with personal priorities.
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Oh, poor white girls having to witness black boys having fun while minding their business? Talk about looking for offence where there is none. 🤣
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It’s great, but just getting boring now. Also, they tend to emotionalise every song including non-ballad ones.
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Mine is always taking my mum’s side when she’s evidently wrong in front of her husband, and tell her the truth/rebuke in private.
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The £2,000 a month disposable income that this caller says is isn’t enough is the annual salary of over 50% of the UK’s. These people are funny. Who’s supposed to be moaning about salaries? Over 50% of the UK or the 1%??
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A French Female voice over:
*You want to live? We live for tomorrow.
*Mystique - Eau de Parfum
Tomorrow is calling for a different smell*.
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Stage a national rent boycotting until government starts regulating rents, empowering tenants, and scrapping section 21 notice. But it’s all airy fairy and we’re all to chicken to do so. Germany Singapore are getting something right??
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The attitude, the glare, the no eye contact, the smashing of enter key. This grandpa is in the zone 😭 Would love to read whatever he’s writing - if he indeed wrote that.
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I mean, given the rate at which I stare at the mirror daily, I should be able to picture an image of myself. But I guess some people may not have the ability to imagine as sharply, just as others don’t have inner monologues!
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Crossing the road with no sense of urgency as if the concept of an accident doesn’t exist. The audacity of cyclists and pedestrians needs to be studied.
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How do you expect an unstructured country like Nigeria not to be fun? Disorganisation breeds spontaneity, and subsequently, fun - Nigeria in a nutshell. A country where over half of the population is unemployed will surely have the time to horse about.
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Certain men value sex, the thought of sex with a woman, and a woman only during sex. Outside of sex, the value of a woman’s existence to these men is null.
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So many bisexual men posing as straight in the comments - I understand, men are irresistible.
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His nose can only grow when he knows he’s telling a lie. His nose doesn’t grow by merely saying ‘his nose is about to grow’ - saying this isn’t a lie, but a false statement, not a lie.
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Burna acknowledged her question and understood what she meant by a ‘british accent’, because Burna is Nigerian and grew up there. But you pedantic, woke know-it-alls, have a problem with a question even the recipient received with grace. How do you people cope in life, miserable?
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So, basically he says your identity is only valid as legitimised by your oppressive white ancestors who sanctioned national independence (colonialism) and annexed American states. So, your black heritage goes as far back as defined by your white oppressors - lmao.
Black Americans are goneeee 😅😭
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US senator logic: If Asian, then Chinese communist. If not communist, then repeat logic.
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I can see ya’ll miserable Nigerians crying in the comments. Please save your anguish for the coming protest.
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I think it’s just the colour difference that gives the illusion of upstaging. She also ate.
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‘But they were friends, so her reaction is valid’, nope, that’s not an expression of disappointment, that’s an expression of both disappointment and dislike. It’s okay to dislike someone, but to then expressly show your dislike just because they exist is another milestone. #Paige
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For the sake of sanity, it’s better to engage with sensible tweets and see ill-thought out tweets as toddlers’ with Twitter handles. Not everyone is doing well. Hm.
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She sounds so Brittany mama Spears. Not Brittany cunty Spears. She sounds like every caring mum, though. Parenting isn’t easy.
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