Prince Lectern Guy | Sovereign of the sacred lectern, monarch of magnificent monologues, chastiser of the unchastised.
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For this photo, they gave me
-75 days in federal prison
-$5,000 fine
-200 hours of community service
-1 year of supervised release
But what I took from them was their pride. I'd take that deal every time.
Happy Patriots Day.
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Well today has certainly not been boring. My youngest kid just got suspended from school for 3 days.
The reason?
Another child sexually assaulted his girlfriend so my kid did what he has been instructed to do to men who do those things.
I got called in for a conference to discuss it with two middle-aged white women and my son. They tried to tell me my child did it unprovoked even though they admitted the incident occured. They then cited video evidence of my kid hunting the other kid down for 9 minutes throughout the school before finding him and choking, sweeping, and submitting him.
I laughed at them and told them my son would be rewarded because this day he proved he was becoming a good man.
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I can't believe I served more time in federal prison for moving a lectern than any of Epstein's clients.
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Sir, I did not plead guilty to either one of those things. I would like a retraction and an apology.
Jan. 6 rioter Adam Christian Johnson, who pleaded guilty to storming the Capitol and posing with Rep. Pelosi's lectern, has posted a photo with @SenFettermanPA today.
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The same people who cheered on the government rounding up people for trespassing into a building are mad the government is rounding up people for trespassing into our country.
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Throwback to the time I brought America to its knees by moving furniture tens of feet and became king.
Kanye was right.
"No one man should have all that power."
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The FBI, when determining how to define things.
UNREAL: FBI special agent says the New Orleans 'event' is not a 'terrorist event'.
Sure seems like an "event."
Paging @Kash_Patel to the scene, please.
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Trump, in 2016, tried to do something outside of his comfort zone. Play politics.
Trump, in 2024, is doing what he was built for. A hostile takeover of a bankrupt and failing business.
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I'm asking Rand Paul to pull off a 30-hour fillibuster so we can see this dudes beard grow in over the day.
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Remember when Nancy Pelosi broke Covid rules to get a haircut while your loved ones died alone in the hospital and the nurses danced while it happened?
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Hi Mike. I didn't take it. I moved it a few feet for a photo with it and left it there.
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A local journalist thinks he can call me an insurrectionist after my presidential pardon.
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
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The left: we are so sad to see what happened today. This is awful.
Also the left:
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"This is bizarre"
This is bizarre.
The US military is the best fighting force in the world. It’s not weak or broken.
Our democratic traditions—our inclusiveness—is part of the unmatched fighting effectiveness of our forces.
Hegseth sounds more like an online bro than a real military leader.
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Meet the guy who prosecuted me in Tampa for walking in a building on January 6th.
My crimes were so egregious that he demanded I wear an ankle monitor, be drugged tested at random, surrender my passports, be restricted to middle district of Florida, and given a nightly curfew.
What restrictions do you think he should get for stabbing a man repeatedly in public?
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These LA riots are weak. Let me know when they become an actual threat to democracy.
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Don't worry, a mask is all the protection he needs.
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Here's a photo of me and all the FBI agents who worked on January 6th cases that will have jobs by the end of the week.
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Saw this in Seaworld yesterday and alerted the FBI. No one should have to live in a world like this.
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My good friend Mike got me a suite as a pardon gift. This room is ridiculous.
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How it ended.
Adam Johnson, the man seen carrying House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's lectern during the Capitol siege, has been arrested in Florida cnn.it/2MPb0m0
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So it turns out the government has been stealing our money for decades.
I wonder if they would steal an election, too or if that's where they draw the line.
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At the beach, listening to everyone's Bluetooth speakers drown out the ocean waves.
They all have to go.
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Upon hearing this shocking revelation, I complied a list of demands for the pain and suffering I went through.
1. I want Nancy Pelosi to hand deliver my lectern back to me.
2. I want to drive the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile on the Daytona track for 5 laps.
3. I want a shrubbery.
4. I want front row tickets to a Taylor Swift concert where I can sing all the wrong words for 3 hours.
5. Make Pluto a planet again.
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The government shutdown is just two groups of people arguing over how they will spend the money they stole from you.
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I was charged and in jail within 48 hours of J6. Over 1600 more arrests came after.
Its been 5 years since the pipe bomber story came out.
It only makes sense that anyone not named or prosecuted was or is an asset on that day or now.
Has anyone ever pointed out that the J6 pipebomb looks almost identical to the ones the FBI uses in training?
Look at the end cap and timer
Sent in to Human Events from a source
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Hey @FBIDirectorKash I found the spokesperson for Antifa
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Here is the video of me, The Podium Guy/The Lectern Guy/Via Getty, with the lectern on January 6th.
It should be known that this is the first time I have seen this video.
It's been over three years, and they had this the day it happened.
Never-the-less, they allowed the media to call me a thief without retraction, charge me with felony theft when the lectern never left the building, and send me to prison for embarrassing them.
Understand this isn't just about me. If they lied about me, who else from January 6th are they lying about?
How many people have been falsely imprisoned or charged with things they never did?
If you've made it this far, share this.
Send this message out so the actual theives and liars that remain in the Capitol understand that we see them and will continue to expose them for the traitors they are.
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They're coming for us.
“Free speech” was, and is, an unmitigated disaster.
I know it sounds inflammatory, but every piece of evidence points to the fact that we need really aggressive government regulation of speech platforms. The free market doesn’t work and it never will. theatlantic.com/technology/a…
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How is it that even when I'm buying a car outright, it still takes 3 hours at the dealership?
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Meet Esther Jacabo, the Director of Citrus Family Care Network in Florida, a 501c3 in charge of the welfare of children.
Her company has received a billion dollar contract from the State of Florida.
After the assassination of Charlie Kirk, she took to Facebook, saying she was sickened by how many of her friends were supportive of Charlie and went on to claim Charlie was praised by white supremacists and a man lacking good character.
She is free to say whatever she pleases, but the State of Florida also has a right to choose who they do business with, and more importantly, they have a responsibility to ensure that Florida's children aren't in the care of a vile woman like this.
I'm calling for her contract to be withdrawn and for Florida to do business with better people.
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This is the face of a man who is proud of what he did and how he'll be remembered.
That is what concerns me.
He looks like an NPC. Blends right in. Hygiene kept enough to look normal. He probably makes a bland potato salad and tells the same 3 jokes over and over.
Right now every liberal out here is running cover and trying to downplay what happened... again.
Then, in 24 hours, they'll start changing the story and planting seeds of doubt.
Give it a week, the "literally hitler" rhetoric will continue.
Give it a month, they'll try again.
The left won't stop. They encourage this behavior. They consider this man a hero.
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Teach your children to do unlicensed electrical work when they are young, so they understand that state licensing is just a tax to work to pay more taxes.
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Who wants to take a Captiol tour with me on inauguration day?
I know my way around.
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It's been 6 days since Congressman Bowman pulled a fire alarm obstructing an official proceeding. A felony that has landed dozens in prison.
6 days after January 6th, I had already been arrested, thrown in isolation all weekend, and appeared in court with a prosecutor that would later be arrested for stabbing a motorist several times in broad daylight.
Justice at its finest.
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Today, my inital prosecutor in the video below, who deemed me to be a threat to my community, ordering me to wear an ankle monitor, a nightly curfew, and drug screenings, will be standing before a judge claiming he left his vehicle, broke the window of a strangers car with a knife, and repeatedly stabbed a man in self defense on video in broad daylight in front of witnesses.
Everything I have seen and heard in this case makes me believe the judge will let him walk today.
I'm hoping I'm wrong, but what I've seen of our justice system doesn't give me much hope.
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This is my first prosecutor after J6. He's been charged and will be spending a significant amount of time in jail when he is convicted. What is frustrating is his lack of restrictions compared to what he thought I needed because I was a "threat" to my community for smiling and waving.
I received an ankle monitor, nightly curfew, travel restrictions, and I was forced to submit to drug tests for a non-violent non drug related crimes.
He gets a pass.
There are no journalists swarming his home, no death threats in his mailbox, and he doesn't have to live in fear that someone will harm his family.
Welcome to second-class citizenship. There is a club and you aren't in it.
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They could release a video of Clinton and Gates performing a devils triangle on a 12 year old, and the FBI would still go after people who walked in a building instead.
Bill Clinton to be unmasked as ‘Doe 36’ and identified more than 50 times in Jeffrey Epstein doc dump trib.al/oHONp9d
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First, they take my street cred with a pardon, and now they take my SSSS from my ticket. Am I even a terrorist anymore??
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Confession time.
After my ordeal a few years ago, I managed to keep my life together through the grace and love of my God, my family, and my friends, but behind the scenes I was hurting every day and used alcohol to numb it. I wasn't abusive or mean or anything.
I just checked out and into a bottle.
It got bad.
I was still a good husband, father, and friend, but if I'm being honest the early grave I was heading toward told a different story.
There wasn't a day I didn't drink for almost 5 years. I was missing out on some of the most important parts of my life and robbing my family of a future with me. I woke up one day and realized this was unacceptable.
I am ten days sober and have no desire to go back.
I want to meet my grandchildren. I want to celebrate my 50th wedding anniversary. I want to live.
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Months spent restricted to the middle district of Florida: 29
Days monitored by the FEDs: 888
Hours spent in prison for a misdemeanor: 1,800
Trolling the government: priceless
Free at last. Free at last.
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So... an illegal criminal came here, took a prestigious job, lied about his credentials, and then was put in charge of our children.
Yikes.
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When I was interviewed by the DOJ and the FBI, one of the first questions they asked me was how many guns did I own. I listed them. The prosecutor was shocked and said, "Why do you own so many?" The FBI agent then laughed at her and said, "That's not a lot of guns."
I took that as a challenge.
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Thank God plastic straws are banned. Imagine how bad that could've been for the environment.
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Get in. We're going to ratio the ATF.
Today, we remember and honor the lives and service of ATF Special Agents Conway LeBleu, Todd McKeehan, Robert Williams, and Steven Willis, who were killed 31 years ago while attempting to execute warrants at the Branch Davidian compound. atf.gov/our-history/remember… #LODD #EOW #ATF
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A couple of weeks ago, libs of tiktok got a bunch of pushback when someone lost their job after the public comments they made were made public.
Pearl clutchers all over the internet guffawed when "the good guys" took "the low road" because they've never even stepped foot on the road.
These people like, comment, and once in a while, buy a t-shirt.
Every J6er has traveled the road.
This week, I found the person who put my family's life in danger after j6 by naming my family and where we live.
I asked her if it felt good to put women and children's lives at risk.
She doubled down.
The sad thing is, I knew her before all of this. I volunteered at her youth group . I prayed with her, helped build a youth worship band, and led Sunday school classes.
I've tried to live in a way where I was ready to forgive and still haven't ruled it out.
But what am I supposed to do when these people revel in the thought of my family being raped and murdered?
I've decided to offer the internet the same opportunity.
Currently, she is claiming to be a man and attending law school at UF.
Good luck.
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This makes sense. Someone with those flags in their comment either didn't get hugs from dad or too many.
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My mom just told me that I'm part French Canadian.
I'm going to need a moment.
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I still get asked all the time on here if I am the actual lectern/podium guy. The answer is yes, this is me.
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I went to prison for walking into a public building.
Hunter Biden is going to get a fine for illegally purchasing a gun and tax evasion.
But please regale me about your integrity.
NOW - Garland: "Some have chosen to attack the integrity of the Justice Department... This constitutes an attack on an institution that is essential to American democracy."
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Fun fact.
If you put a suit on in Vegas, you can just go to random conferences and eat and drink for free.
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Update: He chose to buy his girlfriend a bracelet as part of his reward yesterday.
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Every job taken by a foreigner is a job that American citizen loses.
The math isn't hard.
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I don't mind being approached whether it's because you like me or don't like me. I'm always open for a conversation and am willing to listen and explain my actions on J6 the best I can.
But.
If I'm with my kids and you start in with some bs in front of my family, I will drag you out for the world to see online.
If you're a man and decide to do it, I'll drag you outside first and then post about it.
Anyway. Happy January 6th Eve, everyone!
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I've seen a lot of people try and debunk George Floyd's death by recreating the knee on neck scenario.
Why hasnt anyone tried to debunk the overdose theory by taking the same amount of fentynal and amphetamines?
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I might be off here, but I'm pretty sure trying to assassinate a president might be a threat to our democracy.
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The California fires continue to wreak havoc and have now consumed a recreational center, resulting in the deaths of 76 people trapped inside, 28 of whom were children.
Community note
This is not from California it is Waco Texas.
In 1993, there were 76 Branch Davidians who died when the compound was destroyed by fire on April 19.
The exact number of child fatalities varies across sources, with some reporting 25 children among the deceased. axios.com/local/dallas/2
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In Alec's defense, he thought the gas tank was empty.
#EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Alec and Stephen Baldwin smashed their Range Rover head-first into a tree. tmz.me/aM84hjl
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