"I really should have a tweeter account." - Dwight Schrute Instagram: lanatheesty
Florida, USA
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LOL Albert’s credit card got blocked because we ordered Uber eats too much and they thought it was fraud. I’m dead
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On an important phone call and Albert screams from the bathroom “babe where’s the toilet paper?” He’s so unaware it hurts
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I can see what music Albert is playing on his computer through spotify. This morning it was "Gary come home"
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Do you ever hear someone talk and you physically feel your IQ level dropping or is that just me
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Staying at my mom's tonight to celebrate her bday with her that's this weekend and Albert just drove 20+ minutes each way at 11 pm to bring me my charger that I forgot at home :,) love him so much
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Yesterday I fell going UP the stairs while carrying a carton of eggs and cracked 3 of them. Pure talent right there
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Emotional from all the love and support ❤️❤️ I’m going to continue to make videos as a hobby, I just needed time
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Penny got jealous that I was filming Sascha and not her so she knocked the phone out of my hand LOL I’m dying
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I am so tired of mental health being so taboo. I guarantee whatever you’re going through would be 100000 times easier with loved ones by your side. We all go through things. Talk. About. It.
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I always try to leave albert’s office before he says “lemme show you this cool thing in fortnite!” I’m not very successful....ever
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“You make me want to be a better man but really I’ve just been cleaning more so I think it’s a trap”-my bf
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One time when Albert and I were arguing he went to take a shower and I turned the lights off on him while he was in there. It was so stupid and we still laugh about it
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Albert is playing windwaker and thought his controller was broken so he said in all seriousness "please say it ain't so." Am I living with a southern grandpa?? Or??
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Today was a pretty traumatic day bc Penny ate a whole bag of chocolate chips and had her stomach pumped so I'll post a pic of my hair maybe tomorrow. Sorry guys
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Guys I think we need to get Albert some help. I was working out and my Apple Watch STOPPED MY WORKOUT because he started listening to Gary Come Home again........
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I’m patiently waiting for Fortnite to not be a thing anymore so I don’t have to hear Albert screaming at 10 year olds downstairs
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Can someone please explain to me why people are setting off fireworks almost 20 DAYS after 4th of July? Can you set yourself on fire instead
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Me: *makes JOKE about being with someone new*
Literally everyone: omg Lana you’re a terrible human being how could you do this?? You’re losing all your fans you’re going to h e dOuBlE HoCkEy StIcKs 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
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Albert is filling out paperwork and for the date he kept writing his birthday.....he’s about 4 pages deep already hahahaha
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When Albert was still in college with me my class would end an hour after his so before he’d leave for the day he’d go to my car and leave a cute little note on the window. I still have the notes and they’re the cutest things ever
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The amount of bullying and harassment I’ve gotten because I won’t change my username is out of this world. I’m seriously losing my faith in humanity
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What should Albert and I be for Halloween? We’re actually gonna get trick or treaters this year so we’re pumped
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I was too loud ONE MORNING while Albert was sleeping so he goes out and buys a 200 pack of earplugs lol so petty
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Albert’s trying to ruin my Christmas spirit by saying I can’t put up decorations since it’s not December??? Um I think I need to leave with the cats in the middle of the night and never come back
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I'm really really really getting sick of fat jokes/comments about me. I work out, eat well, and take care of myself. Idk why I have to be proving this all of the sudden. I'm not stick thin and I'll never be unless I starve myself
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Albert and I are going to look at some houses tomorrow. Hopefully we find one soon so we can keep hoarding animals
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RESPONDING TO YOUR ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME: piped.video/2bTvfLoEZ28?a via @YouTube
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Loool the more people tell me to change my name from stuff the less I want to change it sorry friends
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Okay so this is the new hair. When I tweeted that I was changing my hair I was planning on doing rose gold but changed my mind for a couple reasons! We decided to just do a smoky blonde, not sure how I feel about it yet
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Holy crap not to be dramatic but I’ve literally had the worst day of my life. My boyfriend had a stroke in my car/was unconscious etc and now he’s in the icu. Things can change so fast. I’m so grateful for him and love him so much
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Happy New Year!! I don't really like New Year's resolutions but every year I strive to be a better, kinder, and more accomplished version of myself. I hope everyone has a great year 🎉
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Earlier Albert came upstairs super interested in how I was/ what I was doing. Turns out he just wanted the chocolate croissants I promised him I would make. Typical.
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Today’s the first day in awhile that I haven’t looked like actual garbage. Here’s a selfie to prove it
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Reporting Albert to the police because he keeps buying me Reese’s when I want to be eating healthy
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hi this is Albert using Lana’s phone i had a bad dream during my nap that i got 1 shotted with a LMG on fortnite and im tired
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"Do you ever take a nap and feel like you just hatched out of an egg or something?"- @AlbertsStuff
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Albert and I just went to the store to get kitty litter and he goes “where do you think the cat poop is?” You mean litter? 🙄
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Happy Birthday to my best friend in the entire world!! Thank you for letting me spend the past four birthdays with you @AlbertsStuff
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Got my hair cut rly short today. Do I look like I'm 12 yrs old or a professional? Hard to tell
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If you comment on someone's weight grow up honestly. I don't get how people think that's okay
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This guy I really like FaceTimed me while I was on the toilet and I ACCIDENTALLY PICKED UP because I was texting so my finger hit answer omg this is why I’m single ya’ll
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Please tell me why so many guys are blessed with perfect eyebrows and clear skin without even trying??? Like I’m over here waxing and exfoliating and still don’t look as good
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Wait I can’t believe people actually think that I lie about the scary stories from subs being real just to get views. I literally said in the beginning of the video that I only look for the legit ones.
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Albert keeps watching the new Shane Dawson series without me. He has no respect for me or our relationship
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