LMFAOOOOO this nigga Joe met the female version of himself & said “what .. the .. fuck”
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I’m gone choose me every single time from now on, mfs blew it coming first in my life.
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nobody : my anemic ass : damn y’all not cold ??
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Iman & Teyana so fuckin stupid 😂😂😂😂😂 they don’t ever gotta laugh that hard TOGETHER
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is it me or is life just too fucking hard?
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nigga took out his eyes & threw em back in LMAO I ain’t neva did that
the eyes got me dead 😹😹😹
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this was one of those series you watch ONE time only, can’t do it again
Only real ones know 💯 Had me in tears
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Replying to @DreamChasnMike
lmfaoo the tummy rub got me rollin, he a real 1
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that shit be fading away after some days LMAO
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better drop that shoe & pick it up reaaaaalll slow 🤣🤣🤪
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“bitch i said leave that nigga alone”
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Twitter family, I am now a CERTIFIED PHLEBOTOMIST 🥺 this was the best way to end my year off! God is good 🤞🏾
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So can we start a natural hair thread ??
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In a relationship, please don’t give up your social life just bc mfs want you to lay up under them all day. Don’t do it.
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I got a bad habit of thinking people fake fw me lol I’ve been thru so much I just make the decision for em & cut ties. Everybody turn weird eventually.
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Dej Loaf got her lil money & got on 😂
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this generation really lead us into hiding our lovers to avoid embarrassment LMAOOO what the actual fuck
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this how my break downs look in my room
Me: whatever it’s not that deep idc anymore Someone: what’s wrong you look upset? My dramatic ass:
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definition of “if i swing you swing” type of friendship, her friend a real 1
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I wonder what real love feel like
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fell in love with my body this year.
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“hg” & “friend” has too different meanings, don’t get too comfortable
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Replying to @nxssa
jhené poppin shit lmao this what a broken heart do
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this is trifling .. like y’all really advertising this type of shit during quarantine, y’all are all some animals fr ..... now where can I purchase? 💆🏾‍♀️💆🏾‍♀️💆🏾‍♀️
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I just feel like they could’ve fought harder for STAR
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This closure was everything lol Paris did her shit!
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after I stop fw someone, their existence goes unnoticed lmao i’m not checking for nobody
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This that “after a long day of being irritated with everybody” kind of sleep
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have y’all ever noticed when you comment on somebody shit & they comment back to everyone BUT you? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 like girl ??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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y’all ever peep favoritism between your friends? that shit weird
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you GOOFY you BOZO you BITCH MADE
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them wattpad stories will have yo ass up at 3AM like “just one more chapter then ima go to sleep i promise😫”
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I hate FT bro, please don’t FT me 😂 just text me . i don’t text back either but you get it
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can y’all like ... NOT?
Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa 'can't finish a sentence without crying': pals trib.al/4Z400D7
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i’m always on 10 when i’m in Fox Hills 😂 like ong i’m ready for anything when I walk in this mf.
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niggas treat a forever thing like a whatever thing
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what haiti babii say ? IF YOU TELL ME WHAT YA WANT, I’LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED 😏
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when y’all kissing & his hand slides down 🤣😏
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I love being a loner but damn .. one friend to myself would hit different
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2 sexy
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The Lovely Bones & Black Phone are the movies you watch one time & one time only.
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if we go to six flags, don’t ask me to get on Goliath or ima go home
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i’m so confident in myself now , i’m proud.
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people come & go, can’t even get mad about it
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LMAO I got a year to get my shit together
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not being successful, i think about that shit everyday
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can i have a guy friend that doesn’t wanna fuck me for ONCE ??? PLEASE ??
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million dolla smile
Can I get a middle part thread? I wanna see y’all hair 👀🥺🥰
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idk why it’s so hard to find genuine people with PURE intentions
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why even argue with a Taurus fr 😂 mfs be dead wrong & still be tryna push it
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I think I perfected the slick bun, this is literally my only hair style.
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Replying to @DreamChasnMike
taurus’ better than pisces lol by a long shot
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Females with thick & natural eyebrows .. how does it feel to be God’s favorite?
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imagine your significant other retweeting “I need someone I can trust & vibe with” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i’d be embarrassed as fuck.
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I hate trippin & fussing over shit but i’m not no sit in silence type of bitch lmao
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my problem is, i expect everyone’s heart to be as pure as mine
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1 like & ima get pregnant
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can’t wait til I find a nigga that’s all about me & ONLY ME
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females call other females ugly but pulled the SAME nigga 🤣
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wasting all that money 😂😂😂😂
Start em young 🔥
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October where THE FUCK you @ ????
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can i have a wattpad nigga ?? they love they bitch
can i buy a nigga off wish ????
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fireworks must be 10 for $1
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i’ll wear crocs 7 days a week & not give a fuck
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music calms my soulllll
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periods be making me so emotional, like no i didn’t just cry over zootopia ..
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I feel like $400-$600 a good amount of money to take on a trip but it really depends on YOU on what you tryna do lol
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next nigga I fw? ain’t no leaving LMAO ima drive yo ass crazy & you gone stay
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lmaooo ong this why I don’t have anymore friends
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i’m literally always in the mood for some wings
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Replying to @BOUJEEBlTCH
but i wanted twins 😒
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inconsistency is a major turn off, I can’t fw it lol
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i click with them the most, real thoughtful & coo people.
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& y’all not scared of this nigga?????? man
Michael Jackson over the years
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i miss getting my hair done, this natural shit can only go so far
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not on no suicidal shit but i’m ready to give this nigga a baby 💯💯
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money can fasho buy my happiness rn
Sco pa tu manaa
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imagine venting to your FRIEND about how these people did you wrong & you see them comment 😍 under their pic
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i’m too much of a good person & have too much of a good heart for the shit I put up with, I know wtf I deserve.
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i’m not even gone lie to you .. i’m single as fuck & talk to no one
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wow pisces men are really built different
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why do bitches carry so much hate in their hearts lmao get it together
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giving me very much he he
Bomboclaat
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need sex, might d!e soon.
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this shit still blows me
Happy Birthday to Cameron Boyce. Today would’ve been his 22nd birthday. RIP 🖤
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Replying to @TravvyyTrav
the shoes match the bowling ball .. she did that . yup
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y’all ever be wondering who these niggas be subbing?
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we all didn’t expect that nigga to have HIV, that shit was crazy
sco pa tu manaa
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it’s OJ over Apple Juice any day
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you can tell when a bitch/nigga tryna get twitter famous . that shit irritating af like stop trying so hard lmao
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