Emotional Baller

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1958 painting of plesiosaurs by Maurice Wilson
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A yucky stinking tooth
me having the opposite of a sweet tooth
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Jk just kidding and joking. I love cheese and olifes
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Replying to @I_listen_to_npr
WHAT the HELL ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT 😡😡😡
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Why does he look legit asf in this
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Replying to @facetedcarapace
I think theyre tasty but i would eat a piece of paper if it had a bit of salt on it
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Replying to @yugiohmachinim2
Third images made me laugh out loud
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Maybe these pics are better
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Sips my potion
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I just want to rub my feet on someones chest
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I think itll be okay.
not to be the friend thats too woke but having kind in your @ and shitting on other people for their eating habits is insanity like this is actually a reason people develop eating disorders and im not reaching
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A group of individuals at the gay bar did not enjoy my retelling of a norm macdonald joke and i was asked to leave the table. Listening and learning.
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I thought i was special
That’s how it’s done
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Replying to @MILF_gaming
Get jobs both of you
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Stood up again
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Im gay i like men how many time i have to say it..
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Turned them into this
The lady at the fruit stand gave me all these for $10 😭❤️
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Amazing puppy i saw
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I would be in any movie it doesnt even matter
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I want 1000 followers / fans. And a boyfriend
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Why is cruelty so popular now
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I fucking did it and it went pretty damn good.
Also how did you come out to your parents? Im working on this concept because its weighing heavily on me.
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The anti trans stuff is depressing me.
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Does anyone even want a boyfriend who kind of looks like a girl anymore
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Im very flattered by all the trans girls following me but im not a trans woman 🙌 love yall though
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I got a raise

ALT confused jimmy fallon GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

One of the worst days at work of all time today
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Missing this unemployed vibe so bad right now
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I need a lover..
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Take his dick and twist it
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I got the job 💯 goodbye unemployment
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Welcome to ronnies room........
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Schools when it snows too much:
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Im soooooo sorry ?!??!??!!??!?!!?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I like when someone loves me.
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