scurrilous boy. not actually kim possible.
Kimsville, USA
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absolutely blows my mind that some people can be like “ok, time for bed now” and then just go to sleep like it’s no big deal
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legit thought queen elizabeth had been single this whole time and that prince philip was like her wacky cousin or something
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wait you tellin me an underpaid linecook receiving no hazard pay during the pandemic fried this rice?
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don’t feel too bad for the hedge fund managers. if they can’t land on their feet, they have a $1400(ish) stimulus check coming in a few months :)
worse comes to worst, they could always get a job that will pay $15/hr by 2025!
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apple pay would be a lot cooler if it let me pay for stuff with apple’s money instead of mine
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my parents at 29: let’s buy a house
me at 29: i could probably get a few hundred likes if i tweeted “clifford’s big red dong”
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me making $8/hr at a drive thru in 2011: god, this fucking sucks. i hope things are better 10 years from now.
god: i can make one of the senators bisexual i guess
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hi there! i’m a random weirdo who doesn’t follow you.
just wanted to let you know that i misinterpreted your post in a bizarrely specific way and now i am fucking furious about some shit you didn’t say.
could you spare 20 minutes or so for me to explain why this is your fault?
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this might actually be the dumbest thing i have ever seen someone get mad about on here
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not gonna spread the holiday inn worker video, but the fact that anyone can claim to care about mental health advocacy and not see the guy who recorded it as the bad guy is staggering to me
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lmao parler was using a FREE TRIAL software to store/verify all their user identity up until they terminated it yesterday. you can't make this up.
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we should probably work on providing those things for our homeless population and also adequately feed refugees from the 20 year war that we started
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cracking up at a genuine member of the taliban posting this meme and then hiding exactly one reply
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sorry, your dad and i have had consensual sex many times and he often talked about wanting to fuck lil nas x. you should be happy for him rather than claiming this is something that it just isn’t.
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steven crowder saying “looks healthy” as a dunk attempt on elliot page when this is one of his most recent photos is just incredible
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the cool thing about the scotus decision is that the vote isn’t final yet, so you can be a part of history if you want it bad enough
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eve barlow going on fox news to complain about antisemitism because people kept spamming her shitty posts with fart jokes has got to be one of the funniest things to come out of this site
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OP’s wholesome encouraging reply is so much more devastating than if they’d dunked on the other person
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i genuinely have no idea who ben garrison is mad at here, but i am in awe of this uniform
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i cannot stop laughing at these sincere replies chiding what appears to be some sort of famous cat named “jorts”
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