Killian Sundermann@killersundymann

Killian Dollar Baby 2026 Tour on Sale Now Rep @aviarytalent for live & aoifa@collabagency.com

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Joined July 2012
KILLIAN DOLLAR BABY my brand new hour of stand up is on the road next year. Tickets on sale tomorrow. Ready yourseles. Let me know where to come to below. Photographer: @ericacoburn Poster design: @duanedoogan
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Irish and German people offering things
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When two Irish people meet they have 30 seconds to find a person they have in common or both of them will die
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The average Irish person whispers "now" to themselves nearly 743 times every day
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irish and german people offering eachother cake
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Irish people being not superstitious
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A German trying to make an Irish person choose
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34 year olds in the vaccine queue with 18year olds
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I just wanted a cup of tea but then I asked if anyone else wanted tea and now I work in catering
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Trying to speak German with a German person
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new restrictions explained
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Part of being irish is saying 'I know' when you don't actually know
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RTE News do this every morning
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History according to the colonizers
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When they talk about Santa in the news
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Romantic comedy where I try seduce a pfizer employee into marrying me to get their family allocated vaccines but I end up falling in love for real along the way
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i've been reviewing my local hedges
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Today we're reviewing stone walls
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Trying to speak French with a French person
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Irish and americans answering their phones in public
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I play this funny game every month where my employer gives me money and then I give that money to my landlord and then I have no money
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If I've learned anything it's that anytime your dad asks you to make a video about Irish/German cultural differences for the Goethe Institut's 60 anniversary in Dublin, you should say yes
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Times I've had Covid: 0 Times I've thought I've had Covid: 7,851
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The main reason Dads exist is so that they can warn people about there being black ice on the road so be careful
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You sit next to a German on the bus
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Press conference after getting caught off guard trying to open a surprisingly heavy door in front of a group of people
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Government trying to tell people that this by no way means the pandemic is over
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Irish mammies talking about anything
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When you've hiked three hours for the view
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I bet they know whether it's the username or the password which is incorrect but they just want us to suffer
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Did ya hear?
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A German tries to take the last chocolate
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What's the story with refunds on lotto tickets if they don't win?
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Cinemas deciding what food to sell
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Designing humans
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A bitchy guide to ditches
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Restrictions Update Regarding Outdoor Parties
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The US election so far
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secular music approval process
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There is a way through this you know
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Offering the room a cup of tea
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When you're bitching about someone it's important to have a near panic attack and check to see if your phone spontaneously called them before continuing
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Why we can't do zero covid
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lockdown is really tough but recently some strangers on instagram have been reaching out, adding me to group chats with 13 people I don't know, sharing links, creating connections, building new relationships. This is a thing called community and it's more important now than ever
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Nutritionists board meeting
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The Angst of Stephen Donnelly
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i always write "sent from my iphone 12" at the end of my emails so that people think I have an iphone 12
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Medieval town planning committee
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The whole dab trend of 2015 was orchestrated by big pharma to teach us how to sneeze into our elbows
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Irish people hiking
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When you downgrade a t-shirt to pyjama status
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Michéal Martin is the substitute teacher of Taoiseachs.
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It hurts so good
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When your dad randomly turns on as the guest is leaving
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Elon Musk's team try to tell him he's not funny
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For wallace
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Today we review bridges
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I'm absolutely FINE!
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Newest Restrictions (sort of) Explained
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My morning Ireland sketch was on morning Ireland we have come full circle folks
Killian Sundermann@killersundymann
29 Jul 2020
RTE News do this every morning
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Press Conference after texting my friend "on my way"
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Save Grafton Quarter
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air fryer on its way to take up your entire kitchen counter
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I hate buying toilet paper in Dublin
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It's literally not a big deal at all please don't tell anyone but I made these sourdough loafs
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Job reveal!
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UK calls the EU after the brexit
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Irish government vs French government
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Update on the sandycove conflict
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Both Marvel AND Dr Oetker are suing my friend over this t-shirt he made
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Your mum bumped into someone on the street three hours ago
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Companies these days love saying "join the revolution" or "become part of the movement" but it's just a toothbrush made of bamboo
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Strong urge to climb on the roof and shout "IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?" at the sky
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Southern hemisphere vs northern hemisphere
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Despite not being a member I too have left the green party
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I do not enjoy having to scroll down to find the year I was born when inputting my DOB. I used to not have to scroll, it was just there as if I was born yesterday. Now I scroll with the rest of the weathered elderly.
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Replying to @soniafquinn
A dramatic reenactment of Bono giving your dad a talking to
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For those unfamiliar with outrage marketing: It's simple, it's smart and it works. Think of the boy who cried wolf. He managed to get the ENTIRE village out to his field. Everyone was talking about it. Haven't read the rest of the story but that result speaks for itself.
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The hackers uploaded my dad's colonoscopy to YouTube and it's gone viral I don't know how to tell him
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It's us against the world @BigDirtyFry
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Regurgitating what I heard on a podcast as if their my own original thoughts
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Buying Barbies to burn
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Back on the hedge reviews
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How's my technique?
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An Examination of Hills #NWIN
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Ireland in WW2
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Ordering vaccines like it's takeaway
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Some summer night, not long from now, fine fail, fine gael and the green party won't be in government anymore
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Takeaway pints have been taken away
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Guy who booked Kneecap for Coachella
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you don't get to decide if your reminder is friendly
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Irish government asking Apple for the 14 billion in tax that they owe
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Finding out why Irish people are the way they are
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Irish self loathing meets French self confidence
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In order to give older people their space on the footpath I walk into oncoming traffic
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I finished my thesis
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How many calories are in the vaccine?
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