defective netizen

💕@touchedthug
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Chance the Rapper more like ‘Pants the Crapper’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Done irreparable damage to my public image for the bit, never beating the gooner allegations now
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on Twitter just looking at the tweets
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diagnosed with terminal chillness
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Replying to @GobeldyGooner
i was just chillin fr
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enjoying a refreshing cigarette
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who bookmarked this? explain yourself
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involuntary euthanasia for you
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you used to have to buy music from a shop
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Kurtis
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Replying to @CEOofIsaacs
tf is 0 block? its O block
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no one talks about twink rebirth
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libs of xiaohongshu
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the absurdity of being
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Replying to @rogerswebpage
broo real
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Replying to @losersupport
oh
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girls just wanna have phở
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If Kanye was obsessed with Stalin no one would care
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farmers be like: where the hoes at? 😂
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he paved the way for certified munchers
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failed Spotify rapper
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picking one lucky person to be dragged into the underworld
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does peeing feel as good for girls as it does for boys? cos i have a blast draining the main vein
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2 grown adult employed men told me ‘we’re living in a simulation’ this past week…
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jester’s privilege card revoked
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damn, i hate the real me
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are you ok bro?
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the bitchiest men in the world reside on this app
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Why does no one know anything?
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everyone’s got that clairvoyant friend
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Replying to @losersupport
this is so me if i was a bug that was doing bug things and it was me and i was the bug
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pretty boy discrimination exists
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Taking note of all moots who don’t wish me a ‘Happy Birthday’ today. Your state sanctioned executions will be long and painful 😄
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I was brutally attacked by a feral cat
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they don’t do crucifixion’s like they used to
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Send that fucker my regards
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bro they hate you cos you blow major booty cheeks
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Let’s get me to 1k! i deserve this, i’m clinically insane
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I always win
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we smokin penises!!!!
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Very funny when people think i’m serious when i’m joking, and think i’m joking when i’m serious.
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#1 Senior Posture Corrector Device Is Flying Off Shelves…
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i am 94 years old, i am a work in progress
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Inari
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How The Gringo Stole Christmas
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mentally trill
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my 35-year old ipad baby gf peacefully fell asleep watching reels
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a lot of people forget they’re on the worldwide web
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Replying to @deadgomii
we coulda had this guy!
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wow… everything’s computer
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how deep is your grok?
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i just think its funny
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a few toys
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Bad day to feel like batman or halo
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painfully awkward co-worker small talk
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When you see it, you'll shit bricks
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Certified Mulder Boy? Certified X-Files
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Our brains are full of fuck
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Superman just fuckin killed me
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it’s not clocking to you that i’m standing on dog shit
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certified psyop victim
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ay wtf someone stole my virginity
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all jokes aside, i love my girlfriend
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i’m the least respected person here
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i’m a nice person and only respond negatively in retaliation
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went to funky town and no one knew u bruv
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it’s new years eve, not new years steve
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always watching
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don’t get your nutsack in a twist, bitch
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just saw a bird eating another bird, it’s rough out here
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how it feels being on here
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[relatable content]
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Every incel will be have their central nervous system removed to be put on display in a trophy room by a big-game hunting alien
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you just got outed as a humanoid
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Injected myself with a caterpillar and nothing happened, lethality only occurs upon it’s metamorphosis
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guy who likes ur retweets, just the retweets
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doing my own research, it’s very interesting
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Everyone who blocked or unfollowed me had creepy sex pest / fascist vibes anyway.
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criss angel mind frick
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broaden those horizons, gang
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dude told me his life story then unfollowed me
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Is your air fryer SPYING on you?
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The so-called “tolerant left” have been surprisingly intolerant of my racist, bigoted proclivities
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face reveal
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Do you think ur better off alone?
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smartschoolboy9 waddling across the dark corners of my frontal lobe in those black heels
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u don’t get it
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praises to the most high
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i am madly in love with my wife
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what is 7-eleven ?
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In a public space, making strangers uncomfortable
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whose weiner do i have to suck, and balls do i have to cradle while giving neck kisses to get some damn service around here? amirite?!
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