I WANT TO TALK TO MENEGER RIGHT NOW
MANAGER'S OFFICE
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The wait is finally over, darlings!
Keren vs World Season 2 is going to be released soon!
There is not an official date for when it drops, but until then I will be sharing short trailers for it.
zora.co/coin/base:0x8d5eb241…
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𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐍
After many failed attempts to reach the manager, I've leveraged my expertise on the blockchain to do what I do best: COMPLAIN!
Now every grumble can be immortalized as an NFT and sent straight to the manager of @base:
@jessepollak
complainonchain.xyz
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There is no time to waste!
I expect ALL OF YOU to represent the best chain around, so let's see that shininess!
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@POVdegen thinks I love his Batman watch?!
HA!
Keren Review Series comes with a special Episode!
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Get ready to complain onchain this summer!
@jessepollak
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Let's Get Based!
🔥 Just 24 hours to go until we all "Get Based"‼️ 🔵 Don’t miss your chance to claim your exclusive NFT for FREE on @opensea.
⏰ Countdown is on:
🔹 Tomorrow at 11:30 am CT
🔹 FREE mint for 48 hours
🔹 Limit: 1 per wallet
⏳ It’s almost time! Whether you're new to @base or already onchain, here's your invitation to Get Based with us!
🗓️ Last call to set your reminder: 🔗 opensea.io/collection/get-ba…
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We have updated our UI to ensure that we stay committed to revolutionizing the feedback loop entirely onchain.
We will not stop until complainonchain.xyz is the primary complaint and feedback system of the @base ecosystem.
Stay tuned, our next update is even bigger.
👇
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Oh well, @jessepollak darling,
you better brace yourself because I've got a laundry list of complaints,
ready to be delivered to you #onchain !!
I've been working tirelessly to make sure every single person on #base has a direct line to you, so they can finally air their grievances and give feedback where it counts – #onchain!
Ugh!! I'm so over hearing about "summer onchain" everywhere I go! I mean, who even came up with that?
I absolutely need to speak to the manager of this whole thing!!
@jessepollak! I know you’re the one behind all this! Apparently the only way to reach to you is through blockchain, like, as if dealing with regular customer service wasn't already a nightmare.. anyways..
I guess I'll just have to figure out how to navigate this whole #onchain thing.
#KERENONCHAIN #SOONONCHAIN
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Dear @tybasegod,
Forgive me, Based God, cuz I have sinned...
I've got quite a few people fired lately, but honestly, can you blame me? Waiting more than two minutes in line is unacceptable!
I didn’t come empty handed, though, Based God… I am offering your followers something based:
complainonchain.xyz/tybg
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☀️ ᑕOᗰPLᗩIᑎ OᑎᑕᕼᗩIᑎ ᔑᑌᗰᗰEᖇ ☀️
Today @coinbase released their highly anticipated smart wallet!
We are excited to announce that if you encounter any issues, you can now Complain Onchain directly to the manager of CB, @brian_armstrong!
@jessepollak
complainonchain.xyz
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These damn raccoons still have my tokens😠
They’ve been sneaky, resourceful and built a clever onchain game.
Now I need YOU to get the 5m $KEREN back!
We will also giveaway 2 free tickets to the first 2 Kerens that will say " CALL THE POLIS ON RIKY " in our Telegram!
@RikyOnBase
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I AM NOW LISTED ON @coingecko AS I DEMANDED
coingecko.com/en/coins/keren
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SMART WALLET INTEGRATION
Complain Onchain is now fully integrated with @CoinbaseWallet Smart Wallet!
Now EVERYONE can file a complaint no matter your affiliation with crypto.
Frictionless complaining entirely onchain. That's based.
Check it at complainonchain.xyz
@base
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We are excited to announce that you can now text $keren to anyone in the world over SMS via @CoinbaseWallet !
Let's do our part to onboard the next generation to @base and crypto!
Text someone you love some $keren today!
🫶
@jessepollak @brian_armstrong @coinbase
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BASED COMPLAINTS | Ep. 02 |
Check out the 2nd episode of our Based Complaints Series highlighting the top complaints from complainonchain.xyz to improve Base UX!
This one offers solutions to reduce gas fees on @base...
👀
Look forward to your response @jessepollak.
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$KEREN is officially partnering with @MemeLordzRPG to crash the party on @base!
Whether is arguing with store employees or yelling at strangers, you can now play as Keren in Memelordz RPG!
So join @MemeLordzRPG before I call the Polis on you!
$LORDZ
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Welcome to the first episode of the new Keren's Based Complaints Series, where we highlight the best complaints from complainonchain.xyz directly to @X in an attempt to improve the user experience of @base !
@jessepollak @OracleHershiser
@coinbase @CoinbaseSupport
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COMPLAIN ONCHAIN TG BOT
Introducing our latest Onchain innovation: a Telegram bot that captures Onchain feedback instantly, delivering it directly to your feed in real-time.
...and that's just the warm-up. 💅
Come see it in action : t.me/kerenbase
#onchainsummer
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This summer, tap your inner $KEREN and bring your complaints onchain.
1. See something you think needs to be improved,
2. Visit complainonchain.xyz and complain onchain.
Feedback will go directly to @jessepollak's wallet
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𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗢𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗗𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗕𝗢𝗔𝗥𝗗
My love-hate relationship with every meneger motivates me to take every chance I get to show them how "A REAL MENEGER" has to behave, so when @jessepollak only threw an idea on the table, I listened and made it happen!
𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑜𝑛.
complainonchain.xyz
#COMPLAINONCHAIN #ONCHAINSUMMER
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Will $KEREN become a millionaire?
Anyways.. you can always count on $KEREN to call the manager, even in the most delicate situations.
#ONCHAINSUMMER #BASE #ONCHAIN
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Keren vs World | Episode 3 | “The Homeless Meme Trader”
Only on @base
Special guest @NormieBase
#BaseChain #Base #Normies #series #Buildonbase
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KTV KRIBS is back just in time for @onchainsf and who would’ve been a better suited guest than the one and only
💙 @RachelOnchain 💙
Part of @latenightonbase and @womenonbase , she is one of a kind!
@jessepollak , we need more people like her on @base ! 💅
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I am doing my part when it comes to onboarding millions of people on @base.
If we want people to use Base everyday, we have to make sure that everything on the chain works properly, so I added a new Complain Box where you can give feedback to @basedmerchstore
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Ugh, can you believe it? This guy parked 2 inches outside the lines! Like, seriously? Where did people even get his license? $KEREN
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@POVdegen PAID TEN DOLLARS FOR THAT WATCH!
UNACCEPTABLE!
Young man, you are lucky you are so talented! I will not call the polis on you this time!
I have to make that meneger another visit tomorrow!
👜x🙌
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Ugh, finally, like, FINALLY!
I can actually say that for the first time I'm actually satisfied with the service provided by a network!
Thank you @base
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Ugh, $KEREN predicted everything just like “The Simpsons”.
Jokes aside darling, @NormieBase, KERENS know that is a bad situation for ya’ll and we are going to complain for the cause! 🫂
Keren vs World | Episode 3 | “The Homeless Meme Trader”
Only on @base
Special guest @NormieBase
#BaseChain #Base #Normies #series #Buildonbase
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There’s a correlation between complaining and finding out:
“The more you complain around the more you find out”
$KEREN
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We just hit 1000 Kerens in our Telegram Community!
Congratulations to our latest joined member who received his personal Keren Collection Card!
If you didn't join already, what are you waiting for? Are you waiting for me to call the Polis on you?
t.me/kerenbase
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COMPLAIN ONCHAIN CONTEST
Channel your inner $keren and win $250 USDC from a $500 USDC prize pool:
1st Place - $250 USDC
2nd Place - $250 USDC
BONUS: THE BEST AND WORST COMPLAINTS WILL GET A FEATURE IN OUR KEREN VS. THE WORLD VIDEOS!
How to enter? Get complaining Onchain!
1. Follow @kerenbase
2. Go to complainonchain.xyz/ and complain Onchain!
3. Take a screenshot of your complaint and quote repost this contest post with the hashtags: #COMPLAINONCHAIN & #ONCHAINSUMMER
opensea.io/collection/compla…
Winner Selection:
We will select winners at random on Monday, May 27th. So what are you waiting for Kerens? Get out there and get complaining, Onchain.
Rules:
- ONE ENTRY PER X ACCOUNT
- USDC WILL BE SENT TO THE BASE ADDRESS THAT MADE THE WINNING COMPLAINT TO AVOID CHEATING.
- ANY SUSPICIONS OF BOT ACTIVITY WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
- COMPLAINTS THAT HAVE HATE SPEECH OR HARASSMENT WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
- YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING @kerenbase TO QUALIFY!
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HI DARLINGS💅
IT'S TIME FOR KTV KRIBS AGAIN!!
THIS WEEK FEATURING @RikyOnBase
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
WATCH THE NEW EPISODE AND SEE WHAT RIKY’S PLACE LOOKS LIKE
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You may have already heard on Spaces or seen them already... Over here at Keren HQ we are excited to announce BaseName Stickers are live!
Follow the thread to see what you have to do if you want us to create your own personalised sticker and add it to the pack is:
👇
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I cannot believe people are still taking forever to pay at @Starbucks !
Seriously, cash? Credit cards? Are you kidding me?
Why can't everyone just use @CoinbaseWallet ?
Hello? My time is precious, and I can't afford to waste it standing in line. I have a crowd of menegers to talk to!
@jessepollak @coinbase @brian_armstrong @base
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Excuse you @base , I'd like to see the manager.
Jesse guy! You better be ready!
SOON ON BASE...
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Now that I have launched complainonchain.xyz I want you to know that soon ( a matter of days ) we will have a Telegram bot that will announce every complain mint created.
There are more things coming up for $KEREN, but I don't want to spoil everything now.
What I will tell you though is that you will not regret sending your complaint onchain! (more details tomorrow)
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Hello darlings!
Now you can submit a complaint directly in our Telegram group!
Check out the video below to see how to do that.
Happy complaining!
t.me/kerenbase
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I KNEW IT!
I KNEW @elonmusk IS A KEREN💙
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Unleash your inner $KEREN and complain #onchain, no matter what time of day it is.
complainonchain.xyz
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🏆ARE YOU READY FOR THE FINALS🏆
HAPPENING LATER TODAY
@jessepollak vs @itstylersays
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𝐊𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 - 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟔
If you have any videos you see online with Kerens that DESERVES my precious time and attention, do not hesitate to send them to me, darlings!
Also, as always, you can mint the content if you like it and want to support ME on Zora by clicking the link down below🔽
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Have you ever wanted to see your name or brand immortalized in a sticker, darling? Well, here’s your chance!🔥
The Mayur of Kerensville, @ChadPitt is offering YOU the opportunity to have your very own sticker in our exclusive basenamestickers.base.eth pack. 🫢
Whether it’s your logo, avatar, or something unique – this is your chance to be a part of what will surely become a staple in the @base community! DMs are open for details, or join our Telegram and talk to the Mayur directly!✍️
Tag your favourite one in the comments!
Add the pack:
t.me/addstickers/Base_Names
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HELLO DARLINGS...
WE ARE SUPER BUSY IN KERENSVILLE BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP US GETTING A TOUR OF POLISE'S KRIB!!
ALSOOO, @RikyOnBase WHAT YOU DOING IN POLISES ROCKPOOL?
HIT US UP SOON, WE'D LOVE A TOUR OF YOUR KRIB..
STAYED TUNED FOR MORE KTV KRIBS!!
@Poiuy340
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ENOUGH! It's time to stand up and demand a change, for the sake of true memecoin enthusiasts everywhere! $KEREN
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Hello darlings!
Time for an update!
If you have any questions or suggestions, in about 30 mins there is going to be a VC in the Telegram group you can join and say it! ( link in bio )
@Keren_Bot
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I present you...
The KEREN of Kerens
The Meneger Destroyer
The Mother of Complaints
...
@base Aka KBase.
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@jessepollak , buddy.
$KEREN got a message for you. I'm coming for your a**, and I'm serious about it.
I've been working on programming how to deliver complaints and feedbacks #onchain. I'm ready to unleash every single complaint I've accumulated over the days onto the
@base network.
And here's the kicker—soon, everyone else on base is going to be able to do it too.
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THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT, KERENS!
TO GET SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, YOU HAVE TO SPEAK TO THE MENEGER!
@kerenbase complained, and we listened!
Happy to announce that our meneger has agreed (he had no choice) to launch the first $KEREN collection in the onchain store! Stay tuned for more details. 💅
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Hey darling, wanna hear a $KEREN joke?
Why did the Keren demand a discount at the donut shop?
Because she thought they were making too many holes.
LOL
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It is my duty to make the biggest “protest” against all the MENEGERS around the world!
Make sure you can make it!
Biggest Spaces on @base is happening next week!
nitter.app/i/spaces/1YqGovaXzYzKv
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Well, isn't that just typical? I've been saying it all along, but nobody wanted to listen to me!
$KEREN
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24h stats for complainonchain.xyz
125 complaints on @base already!
One word, darlings:
🤩𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗡𝗚🤩
You can see all NFTs here:
opensea.io/collection/compla…
Do not forget about our contest ( $500 prizepool )
nitter.app/kerenbase/status/17936…
𝐷𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘, 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑓 𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑔𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑧𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 "𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑡," 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝐵𝑎𝑠𝑒.
COMPLAIN ONCHAIN CONTEST
Channel your inner $keren and win $250 USDC from a $500 USDC prize pool:
1st Place - $250 USDC
2nd Place - $250 USDC
BONUS: THE BEST AND WORST COMPLAINTS WILL GET A FEATURE IN OUR KEREN VS. THE WORLD VIDEOS!
How to enter? Get complaining Onchain!
1. Follow @kerenbase
2. Go to complainonchain.xyz/ and complain Onchain!
3. Take a screenshot of your complaint and quote repost this contest post with the hashtags: #COMPLAINONCHAIN & #ONCHAINSUMMER
opensea.io/collection/compla…
Winner Selection:
We will select winners at random on Monday, May 27th. So what are you waiting for Kerens? Get out there and get complaining, Onchain.
Rules:
- ONE ENTRY PER X ACCOUNT
- USDC WILL BE SENT TO THE BASE ADDRESS THAT MADE THE WINNING COMPLAINT TO AVOID CHEATING.
- ANY SUSPICIONS OF BOT ACTIVITY WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
- COMPLAINTS THAT HAVE HATE SPEECH OR HARASSMENT WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
- YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING @kerenbase TO QUALIFY!
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Everyone hates $KEREN ‘S until there’s one on the same delayed flight and all of a sudden we’re all getting a $200 refund.
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I know you missed me, darlings, so here I am bringing you Keren Review Series episode 2 🤳
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Hello darlings 💅
We have a very exciting announcement. We are doing our VERY FIRST Keren community space this Friday 💞🙌🔥 Hosted by @RachelOnchain 🎙️
Don’t miss Keren Unfiltered: Let’s Speak to the Manager 🗣️
Set your reminders below 👇
nitter.app/i/spaces/1mnxeAwggZWxX
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MY DIARY HAS BEEN LEAKED
PLEASE DO NOT READ IT, IS PERSONAL! I WILL CALL THE POLICE IF YOU INVADE MY PRIVACY! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!
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BASED TOKEN STORE
Keren has been on a mission to revolutionize the feedback loop entirely Onchain! Now we are excited to be one of the first
@base
communities featured on the open source DEX powered by Base communities - Base Token Store!
basetokenstore.com
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You better submit your complaints on complainonchain.xyz so I won't be forced to call the Polise!
Let's bring as many people to @base as we can!
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Ugh, seriously?! base tokens?! This is absolutely ridiculous! People need to stop calling them tokens nor memecoins and should start calling them only MIMS. $KEREN
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We got @WakaFlocka and you didn’t join?
UNACCEPTABLE!
JOIN NOW OR I WKLL CALL THE POLIS
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When a $KEREN gets a $0.10 discount coupon after getting 3 managers called, 5 employees fired and the whole police force involved.
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Summer onchain is calling my name, Darling! $KEREN
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OMG I can’t believe that this video of ME went viral!
DARLINGS! I wasn’t stealing, I was just borrowing.
$KEREN
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