I just want to play video games. he/him
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ALT Leslie and Brianne are passed out in their living room, surrounded by empty beer cans and bottles. Light passing through the window wakes up a hungover Leslie. She looks at the TV. An "Are you still watching "Monk"?" screen is displayed. Leslie hurls a beer bottle at the TV while yelling, "Yes, I'm still watching fucking Monk!"
ALT Brianne sees a sign that says, "VOTE HERE TODAY | VOTE AQUI HOY" outside of a building. She runs into the building, and writes in "Aqui Hoy" for President on a ballot.
ALT Leslie is wearing the "Paggi outfit meme" that was popular a few months ago. LESLIE: Brianne, this outfit isn't even trendy anymore! BRIANNE: That's, ah... how I was able to buy it at such a di$count!
ALT Brianne and Leslie are attempting to get seated at a restaurant, but the waiter at the front has some bad news. WAITER: I'm sorry, but we don't have any tables available. Brianne turns to Leslie and starts pulling a piece of paper out of her shirt. BRIANNE: Don't worry babe, I got this. Brianne places the paper down on the waiter's podium thing and slides it towards him. BRIANNE: Perhaps THIS will change your mind? The waiter lifts up the paper to reveal that it has the words, "1 (ONE) FREE D-WORD PASS" written on it. Brianne looks confident and smug awaiting his response. WAITER: Ma'am, that isn't even one of the fun ones to say.
ALT Leslie is lighting up a cigarette on the stove. Behind her, Brianne is bending backwards from her hips up. BRIANNE: Hey Leslie, check it out, I'm reverse bowing! This is how they flip people off in Japan.
ALT Brianne attempts to show Leslie her cool trick to get all of the sodas into the fridge at once, but she fucks it up and all of the soda cans wind up on the floor.
ALT Super Mario is at a Subway sandwich shop and he jumps into a framed bread picture on the wall like it's a Mario 64 painting.
ALT Leslie and Brianne are doing the Pokemon Concierge job and that lady tells them to find a Pokemon and make them happy, so they offer a child to a Drifloon.
ALT MS-Paint doodle comparing Samus' face from Metroid Prime 1 to Metroid Prime 3.
ALT Some guy asks Leslie and Brianne which one is the goofy one and which one is the straight man, and Brianne explains that they are both gay women.
ALT Brianne is reading her phone in bed next to a sleeping Leslie. A loud ad from Brianne's phone awakens the sleepy Leslie, and Brianne assures her that she is still sleeping, and should go back to sleep.
