I got to see Wonder Woman by myself weeks ago so shut up there's already been a man-only screening.
Oh and it's a godddamn delight.
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Stan Lee created a universe where, if a character was beloved enough, they could never really die.
Now THAT’S thinking ahead.
Thanks for so much of my life. You’ll never not be in it.
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i don't trust Hillary i say LOCK HER UP in a room with NO CORNERS, a sort of oval room, then HARD LABOR running things for YEARS, maybe 8
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As the father of a young girl, I am deeply upset by how far I have to drive to her soccer games. As a human person, trump said fuckin' WHAT?
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The first time I met Luke Perry we talked about what kind of movie we wanted “Buffy” to be. I asked if he’d ever seen “Near Dark” and he gave me a look of HOW DARE YOU SIR and I knew we’d get along. Funny, committed, and always gracious. He shouldn’t be gone.
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Hey Far Right:
Gonna beat you.
Not gonna start a war, not gonna shoot you, run you over, threaten your kids.
Gonna beat you with passionate compassion. With journalism, activism, the Law.
With v o t e s.
Your rage is fear.
Our rage is love.
Our state is united.
Happy 4th.
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You know, I think people are just pissed they're rebooting the Clinton administration with a female lead
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Excited for the literally anything else that Laurie Metcalf and John Goodman will do now
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INDIANA JONES
(looks down and sees:)
"Nazis."
(to Elsa)
"Let's hear their side, I mean I've been violent too, and that economic insecurity
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He got there with grace, humor & enormous heart. He was, among so many other things, my Shepherd. Raise, appropriately, a glass. Rest, Ron.
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To everyone who keeps saying "Go back to making jokes/films/etc", WHAT DO YOU THINK WE WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING
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gf: you forgot to buy milk again
me: FAKE NEWS
gf: I asked three times for
me: PAID PROTESTER
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"A Thousand Suns" got me through a horribly dark time. I'm indebted. Thank you and RIP Chester Bennington, wish you were here
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When Trump threatens N. Korea he's threatening N. Koreans. With genocide. @twitter, DELETE HIS ACCOUNT. It's literally the least you can do.
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If the first book about @realDonaldTrump's impeachment isn't called "Unpresidented" I will be super pissed
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How hilarious would it be if every person shouting "we will not be replaced" got to their jobs Monday and, well...
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Hey! Did I miss anything? Lol jk the world is on fire 😂 here's a thing I made savetheday.vote
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Ivanka legitimized trump by being pretty & seeming sane, & libs created a (kinda sexist) Rapunzel narrative that she was ‘trapped’. She’s from a crime family, she married into a crime family, she’s a grown up. She will do as much damage as she can get away with. Sam was too kind.
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Just got called a "mega cuck" in my replies and NICE TRY, the correct term is cucknado
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Getting Bannon out of the White House won't solve the problem. Neither will one sip of water in the desert but thank you yes I'll drink that
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I would buy her ice cream
every day forever nitter.app/toddstarnes/status/966…
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Trump's signature move is accusing people of things he's doing or going to do. So when he mentions Nazi Germany, I'd go ahead & be TERRIFIED
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Wait, was anyone else in the running?
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Barack Obama is President today.
Tomorrow the devil's clown car opens and millions will suffer.
But today is for gratitude and pride.
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Rejecting DeVos was the GOP's easiest way to say "Mr Prez, let's take this slow, we got 4 yrs". Instead they declared war on our children.
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white supremacy is the only American export Trump can take any credit for. He is a burden on the world.
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We don't need a special prosecutor. We need an Auror. @jk_rowling
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Here’s the thing: @TaikaWaititi has made a modern masterpiece. Epic, hilarious, gorgeous, heartfelt, and hilarious. I’m SO HAPPY #hilarious
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Okay, I finally watched FLEABAG, it was fine I guess but I have an issue, minor spoilers - at the end, how do I watch anything else or make anything else or live my life or breathe or feel or care or walk or fly did I fly am I here is it me do I live though this now what how but
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Can we take rage shifts? Can we timeshare? I have a used “are you fucking kidding me”, will trade for a “dear god no” or best offer
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Just remember that originally whoever lost the presidential race became Vice President so things could be actually literally worse
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THIS IS HOW YOU TALK ABOUT FASCISTS. This is how you remind the country that the most corrupt, racist, traitorous government in America’s history is going down, hard, SOON. #FuckTrump
Here's video of DeNiro swearing at Trump on #TonyAwards
Australian feed didnt censor it.
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I'm absolutely for progress and inclusiveness but it is fair to worry when almost every ep of Doctor Who revolved around his big ol' dick
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"Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated." @realDonaldTrump
*grinds teeth for 25 years*
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I think Trump definitely read biographies of Hitler and Mussolini, but that he maybe didnt get to the end.
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And I need you to say it 💕
Wow. #20YearsOfBuffy
@joss What can I possibly say to thank you? No really, what can I say?!? I need YOU to write it!!!
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Trump's favorite catchphrase is "maybe there's something going on", which I think is literally the sum total of his acquired knowledge
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I’m excited for when trump finds out there ISN’T special place in hell for him. He’s gonna be in the public fire-lake with everybody else and OOH that’ll burn. (And YEAH it’s an integrated fire-lake you desiccated taintballoon)
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Feminism taps into a frustration that’s been ignored for all of history. Step the fuck back, you incel-courting fishwrapper
Hate on Jordan Peterson all you want, but he's tapping into frustration that feminists shouldn't ignore. If feminists don’t like his message, maybe they should offer a better one. lat.ms/2ssMx8c (via @latimesopinion)
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If some kindly network doesn’t #SaveBrooklyn99, my kids and I lose OUR show - and the epic, timeless romance of Jake Peralta and Doug Judy
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History will remember President Obama as better than he was because of YOU, @realDonaldTrump. Your desperate need to expunge Obama’s legacy has helped ensure it. This makes me laugh when little else does.
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Hillary's lead in the polls is narrowing. Please don't become complacent. Sorry I don't have a joke.
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So this was one of the most surreal and delightful days I've spent in a while...
It’s the #BuffyReunion you’ve been waiting for! Get your first look at the Scooby Gang back together: trib.al/4JAfS7q #BuffySlays20
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“It isn’t the cinema of human beings trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human being.”
I first think of @JamesGunn, how his heart & guts are packed into GOTG. I revere Marty, & I do see his point, but...
Well there’s a reason why “I’m always angry”.
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I feel strongly that when trump goes to prison he should have to sport the old-timey, black & white striped look
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Voter suppression
Russian hacking
FBI collusion
He has the office
BUT HE IS NOT WELCOME HERE
Keep investigating
Keep protesting
#NEVERtrump
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I watch these, I keep thinking “they know we can SEE them, right?”
They know. They want us to see. It’s assault, and it’s a show. The motherfucker is PREENING. nitter.app/shaunking/status/99459…
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Spicey didn't resign cuz lying to reporters for a corrupt president was morally or legally wrong. He just wasn't very good at it. Fuck him.
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If Hillary stood in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shot somebody I would still be impressed that it took her this long to crack
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We have a racist, fascist president who’s using armed thugs in law enforcement & illegal militias to keep us cowed & hopeless & he’ll take the 2020 election by armed force & blatant, treasonous criminality & that’s us now, we’re the country with concentration camps so happy 4th
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Antisemitism in any form is appalling and unacceptable. The rise in Holocaust denial in this country is appalling and unacceptable.
The oppression and slaughter of the Palestinian people is appalling and unacceptable.
These are not opposing opinions. Evil is only ever evil.
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I'm sure this has been tweeted - I got it via the great @JohnCassaday, & so say we all.
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That's neat @SpeakerRyan, but until you act to impeach him you're just a l'il brownshirt with a nose to match
We must be clear. White supremacy is repulsive. This bigotry is counter to all this country stands for. There can be no moral ambiguity.
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Today I gratefully give my mother the gift of having been dead for 25 years and not having to see what a tub of fuckery our country's become
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Planned Parenthood has been around for 100 years. Here’s to fighting for the next 100. Or even not having to. #StandWithPP
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NAZIS: we are nazis, definitely nazis beating people up, hate crimes right here
TRUMP TWEET: some things might be bad sort of, like clouds
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A few thoughts on screenwriting:
First off, it’s important to remember that everything you write is going to be said aloud by an actor. And those guys are dicks, so make em work. Put “fishstick schism” in a speech three times. No punctuation. Put in some welsh.
#MyMasterClass
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GOP: Well this it it. This is the straw that breaks the camel’s back!
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GOP: fresh camel please
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I know @GretaThunberg didn’t cause the impeachment inquiry, but I feel like she is the spirit of the moment and the soul of the world and also did a hex in this gif and I thank her
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TV fantasy was all fisheye lenses and purple gels. With a budget of zero dollars DP (later director) MICHAEL GERSHMAN made Buffy look grown up and gorgeous. It helped define the show more than people know. Great guy, great eye. R.I.P.
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No more saying "Trump became president today." He became president when we elected him. He's our president. He's our cancer. He's our fault.
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Disappointed in LAX protesters not taking up my chant:
NO WALL
NO BAN
EVERYONE HELP FIND JOSS'S CAR
But otherwise, proud & grateful
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Ted Nugent May be a little wrongheaded about those kids, but his real legacy are the songs no one remembers
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I really hope Hillary starts her acceptance speech with "AM I SMILING ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW?"
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Law was INVENTED to stop murder. Our government was CREATED to represent & safeguard the people. Don't "politicize" this? Nice fucking try.
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The U.S. president is afraid to anger Nazis. And Russians. To be fair, they ARE the people who elected him #maga #manysides #manchurian
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Some people just make you feel sane. It's a cruel trick, but I forgive them cuz they're so CUTE @AlanTudyk @NathanFillion
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This is the story of five bad-ass activists, and the salty sea captain who befriended them! #WomensMarchOnWashington #resist #unity #scrod
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TRUMP TRIGGER WORDS:
Dissent
Compassion
Emmy
Briefing
Tiffany
Small
Man that's small
Even compared to the hands, wow
Law
America
Woman
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I can't believe we have to wait a whole week to start the impeachment process #maga
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I want all the states, but sweet fuck do I want North Carolina. What's being done to the voters there feels like trump's already in power
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Trump will never get over the fact that what he won was basically the world's biggest participation trophy
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Going through old episodes of Buffy, I’m struck by two things:
The first is how weirdly topicaI I wish this show hadn’t become #Parkland #heroes #MarchForOurLives
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Trump: Why don’t people talk about crooked Hillary’s pizza murders? Did Obama get the hook for the Russian meddling ‘cause he’s an “urban”? Am I the best president, or greatest? What does Vlad call me? Best? Greatest?
Prison Laundry Supervisor: I meant questions about the job
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Co-created Wolverine & the new X-men. Co-kickstarted the modern comic book era with its most powerful metaphor. And more. RIP Len Wein.
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Congratulations to the Russo Brothers on #infintywar’s well-deserved bonkers opening wknd. And to the other Russo brothers, Christopher Marcus & Stephen McFeely. Heavy load, wonderfully light touch. I’m a proud grampa.
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Ooh! Quirrell took his turban off!
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