generally woke with a classical education

your phone
the previous residents absolutely fucked this bit
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*american sees fresh fruit for sale instead of burger* "This is disgusting, and tragic, and sad."
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mahmoud ahmedinejad walks out on stage with an aged but recognisable tupac
BREAKING: Iranian state media claims there will be a surprise tonight that the 'world will remember for centuries'
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you can tell the internet has gotten worse because if this were ten years ago there would already be a flash game where you play as trump and you have to hurl burgers at secret service officers blocking your way to the capitol
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andrew cuomo is properly a david lynch villain
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the channel tunnel right now
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this is kind of crazy to watch. like a guy who stepped out of a portal from 2006 bumping into a zoomer tiktokker
Thought he had an easy target. Didn’t realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful… nitter.app/JediNabber/status/1734…
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U.S president Trump isn’t staying in any old hospital room. Walter Reed Hospital has a six-room presidential suite just for the commander in chief that includes an intensive care unit, a kitchen, a living room, a bedroom, & a dining room with a crystal chandelier.
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inca empire was the size of the western roman empire, all on foot and in mountains...
Blackpill on all stimulants is South Americans had cocaine for 10,000 years and didn’t conquer the globe
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Every lib/leftist has their favorite right-wing theorists, so I’m asking you friends: what are yours?
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a one star review of my local Italian restaurant, and their response
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personally i would have gone for some bundles of sticks and a smashed mirror
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your bread is causing you to go mad is exactly what a schizophrenic might think
Bread and pasta may be to blame for your depression and fatigue — and could even cause schizophrenia trib.al/fdrRRz7
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the great secret of the universe is no one really cares about looks all that much
Pakistani men have some unexplainable earnestness rizz going on for them. Because there is no possible explanation for why Lady Diana was diabolically down bad for this?
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"for all you assholes out there: i have fallen off the roof" is perfect dril
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wow a 9-6 schedule with an hour for lunch, daily gym visits, mysterious 1 hour gaps, etc, how does she do it
I'm 30 years old. And I run a $200M portfolio of businesses. This is my daily routine:
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unfathomably based
Replying to @MarlonEttinger
"If you're born in France, you're French," Mélenchon says, and calls for birthright citizenship to be added to the constitution, to applause.
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would nancy reagan still be the throat goat by 2021 standards
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just imagine eating that teaspoon of pure coronavirus
World's Covid almost fits on a TEASPOON: Total volume of coronavirus infecting more than 53million people is just 0.2 fl oz trib.al/OPN3JCz
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Replying to @nkulw
the pentagram is even the "nice" way up!
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extremely funny post and replies
This weekend I met a guy who exited his company around 2010, made $200M and retired (mid 30s). 15 years later, he’s still retired and happy doing nothing. Total head scratcher to me and goes against all the patterns and beliefs I have about founders 🤷🏼‍♀️
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the official bulgaria ig account is going off
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the fact theres always a chinese guy who looks just like any given guy never fails to kill me
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He takes raw ebony from the mines. He does not tell anyone. He pays no tax on it. He steals it from the mine, and avoids the tax. So when he sells it to smugglers, he makes a very fine profit indeed. No costs. All profit.
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thank you wheatus
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meanwhile we have actual video of israelis using sexual violence as part of a genocidal strategy
Hamas used sexual violence as part of 'genocidal strategy', Israeli experts say bbc.in/4nCyqYA
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it's totally insane to me that this is possible with a money transfer app lmao
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College Student Completes Assigned Work One Night Before Deadline; Given Keys To Kingdom
Replying to @aidan_mclau
Let me tell you something about Akash. During a project at Berkeley, I accidentally deleted our entire codebase 2 days before the deadline. I panicked. Akash just stared at the screen, shrugged, and rewrote everything from scratch in one night—better than before. We submitted early and got first in the class. Many such stories. I trust him with everything I own.
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40% support for "defund the police" is ridiculously high. that's like gay marriage in 2008 numbers
Greg Huber (outstanding Yale poli sci) & 2 co-authors find that when protests are framed as "against police brutality" and "by Black Lives Matter," they are remarkably popular... But "Defund the Police" is a toxic, disastrous slogan. Unsurprising, but this is confirmation:
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what is the deal with israeli prop comedy at the UN
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whats funny here is palestinian refugees will often have the literal ottoman land titles to the land they or their family occupied before the nakba. it's not some abstraction, the expropriation all happened under, eg, the absentee property law of 1950
Replying to @narrenhut
Do Palestinians have righteous grievances from 1948? Absolutely. Are Israelis entitled to security in areas they’ve inhabited for generations? I think so. Idealistic arguments over which group is “indigenous” don’t solve what is fundamentally a political issue.
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Rep. Brian Mast is wearing his IDF uniform for the GOP conference meeting today. “Tlaib has her flag, I got my uniform.”
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mishima trying to commit seppuku again in the afterlife because the guy who killed abe was wearing cargo pants
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Replying to @ABC
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just looking at this for a few seconds is driving me insane
One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
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insanely funny when you find out what the jacket looks like
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so the strong dollar meant loads of americans went to europe this summer and suddenly france has a vast plague of insecticide resistant bedbugs extremely similar to the ones found all over the USA but especially in new york? wow, incredible coincidence
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what does it mean that actively maiming, blowing up, decapitating, dismembering, disemboweling, flaying, and killing people provokes one reaction but causing their starvation provokes another
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so everyone still agrees that the only actually significant pieces of AI Art are Homer Simpson - Starlight and >its wet
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sorry but the "ordeal of being known" is about as 21st century a concept as i could possibly imagine
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they never had cultural currency, it was the final failure of an attempt to make this nonsense cool that lasted ages
it’s genuinely hysterical how the Right immolated its cultural currency in less than a year, in a mere 27.6 Scaramuccis. the fascists really thought they were ascendant lmao
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let the humanities have weeder classes too
curious about what will happen when professors start requiring in-class blue book exams, students fail those exams because they’re not able to read and retain information anymore, and enrollments fall in those classes. my bet is the admin blames the profs and disciplines them
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this isnt the first time
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just getting instantly totally smoked. extremely funny. forums the peak of human discourse, it was all leading to that and now theyre gone
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Adam Curtis has put the ingredients of a documentary on the iPlayer again. Let’s hope a filmmaker can do something with them 👍
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what's most fucked up about this is that the pre-existing health problems were... literally a consequence of being born under starvation conditions 4 months ago
We have appended an Editors' Note to a story about Mohammed Zakaria al-Mutawaq, a child in Gaza who was diagnosed with severe malnutrition. After publication, The Times learned that he also had pre-existing health problems. Read more below.
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i drove myself today... to see if i still see
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is this really a zionist dog whistle lmao
Zionist dog whistle in the latest Andor. I like the show but it's not what a lot of people want it to be.
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Replying to @bo_austin_
actually we want founders with profound personality disorders
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she's beasting on you all
let's consider this seriously. possibly 1,000 times in my life I have been asked, "What is the book that changed your life?"--or-- "What is the film that changed your life?" are these serious questions? exactly how does a film change one's life? if your life is so insubstantial, so fragile & haphazard that a movie can change it then another movie, seen next week, will change it again.
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The Butlerian Jihad
Judith Butler describing the October 7 massacre as armed resistance: “We can have different views about Hamas as a political party, we can have different views about armed resistance. But [...] the uprising of October 7th was an act of armed resistance.[...] This was an uprising”
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incredibly funny how this keeps being called "gen z protests"
Former Mexican President Vicente Fox during the recent Gen-Z protests appeared wearing a strawhat pirate T-Shirt.
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and yet unlike everyone in the replies hes quite probably going to be the best darts player in history. makes you think
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Replying to @pastoralcomical
nancy reagan bedtime brew
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time to revisit a classic comments section
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its literally "todays players couldnt handle that physical 90s defence" irl
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imagine selling something this shit and useless for literally decades
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tbc, this is the basis of the "reasonable doubt" about the hospital: unknown shrapnel from an exploded rocket fell faster than free-fall, to the extent that it made a sound just like a falling israeli JDAM bomb, and caused an explosion so large that it killed hundreds of people
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cool how we're basically back to the 19th century with foreign policy as this kind of reserved section of politics kept well away from any kind of democratic process
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Replying to @rick_paulas
"I do hang out with the boys at night but I get up with the men in the morning"
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well no kids are going to get blown to bits by the irish government, no
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all my popes gone
Polymarket seems to think they know which Pope it will be. Big moves in past 30 mins.
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the epsilon delta definition of a limit was five years old at this point. the history of analysis is the history of people banging their heads against a wall, this isn't algebra lol
Marx wasn't skilled at math. He didn't contribute anything meaningful and struggled to understand what a limit is. He wrote 100s of pages going in circles. This isn't exactly controversial.
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is there a novel with good gunfeel
Is there a video game with actual good writing? Like on par with the best cinema
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his brains been fucked by a vast array of regional urban five star hotels
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i love this world
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when the guy dressed as a friar appears it enters the realm of the sublime
cops defending coal mine get stuck in mud #Luetzerath
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Replying to @LegoRacers2
very much more britain run by german monarchs
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Project Cybersyn was a Chilean project from 1971 to 1973 during the presidency of Salvador Allende aimed at constructing a distributed decision support system to aid in the management of the national economy. The project consisted of four modules: an economic simulator, custom so
you may not like it, but this is what the ideal urinal set up looks like.
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Replying to @hexprax
"I'm made of fentanyl"
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Replying to @n0rmalguy69420
i thought the OP was exaggerating but no, it genuinely is an old forums guy
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now how many US criminal cases actually go to a jury again?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM WHAT THE FUCK
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Replying to @nise_yoshimi
he's simply a man constantly overwhelmed by events
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he wasn't even very irony poisoned. lol
New Tyler Robinson posts leaked to me tell a very different story than you've heard before: kenklippenstein.com/p/exclus…
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imagine going back in time to golden age hollywood with the accumulated sexual technique of the early 21st century
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bombing and starving the algarve... would it have worked??
The whole of Great Britain went into hyper desperation mode over a period of years to find one missing British girl - Madeleine McCann Israel has over 40 children missing - including babies - with people we know are rapists You really need to look at yourself Britain if you don’t understand Israel’s response in trying to bring back its children
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Yes I will brainlessly embrace some postmodern slop pastiche of superstition. No it won't have anything to do with the actual beliefs of the people who lived here for thousands of years
if you talk to any serious hiker they’re like yes demons are real, make sure you don’t walk along a stream for too long, sometimes a witch trails me for miles, avoid wearing bright colors, and pray being entering the forest. the ancient is still very much alive along the edges.
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Replying to @deepfates
Focused shockwave on the penis
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he's talking about ketamine. trump is talking about ketamine
Replying to @atrupar
Beyond parody -- Trump says his solution to the epidemic of veteran suicides is some new "stimulant" produced by Johnson & Johnson that he's instructed the government to buy in large quantities
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Replying to @MandelaFace
well many neighbouring and nearby cultures did it too. but that's because human sacrifice works
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It’s not here yet and the current identity politics-focused left can’t fathom it, but the stars are aligning for a left of center religious revival based on Christian morality and decency.
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hes made up a position to get mad at. palestinian refugee claims on land are claims that exist because of really quite conventional things like "legal title", not some vague idea of indigeneity
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coming up with these... dream job
At some point in Aldi you just have to concede that you don't understand trademark law.
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i mean i remember tweeting back in 2021 about how structurally israel was inevitably going to commit genocide. and i am just some guy
Comical that centrist writers are writing off early leftist warnings of Israeli genocide as “the boy who cried wolf” when our analysis was based on an analysis of Zionist political intentions that proved completely accurate.
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lol fuck this, fuck karie murphy, fuck adnan hussein, and fuck jeremy corbyn
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lord, give me chastity and continence, but not yet
started christianity and weightlifting. starting nofap in 1/2 months. wish me luck boys
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what's the matter lager boy
Replying to @colin_fraser
“A bartender pours beer from a tap into an empty glass and places the full glass down on the bar.”
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Replying to @bren1sly
i see we have an expert here
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lot of people with buyers remorse over the kind of people who make 6 hour youtube videos about posts. what did you expect exactly
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southgates been nobbled by MI5. 0-0 draw gamed out as the best result to save the union
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Replying to @ChefGruel
why are you lying
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Replying to @ZeroSuitCamus
what's really gonna bake your noodle later on is when you think about why so many straight men have sex with other straight men
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romcom film climax where male lead flies drone over airport to prevent female lead from taking her flight
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