Collider Extras
idc how much $ i make i could never date a rich girl who thinks going to nobu on a weekday is a casual night out when i grew up thinking olive garden was the definition of fine dining
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ready to lay on the couch for the next two days and do nothin but eat cookies
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hey @dualipa u in london? i’m 3 pints deep and not afraid of rejection, let’s collab
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if djs got drug tested like normal jobs every festival would just be kaskade open to close
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me trying to figure out what tf to mix in next while jesse is chopping riddim on 3 of the 4 decks
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got stopped by a group of girls at the airport for a selfie and i asked if they were at my show and they go “u do music?? we just know u from that tiktok” 😭😭 please kill me now
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not the new york post telling everyone where i live 😭 and with a pic of me from burning man hahahaha
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lost a few hundred followers since i announced im playing a gay pride party lmfao peace out u insecure homophobes
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gave my last bit of energy to pride now it’s time i hibernate 😇 thank u new york for an unbelievable week
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hey guys doing drugs isn’t cool.
u know what is cool? filing ur individual income tax return by midnight to meet the IRS approved deadline to avoid any future penalties
-John Summit, CPA
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every miami girl calling themselves a model no ur just unemployed with an instagram
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unfortunately for my haters i will once again be living my best life this weekend
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after careful consideration i have decided that i will once again be for the streets this summer thank u
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flight attendant: r u ready and able to assist in the event of an emergency?
me sitting in the exit row drunk off 5 beers, a qb and 0 hours of sleep: yes
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not this old hag sitting next to me on my flight asking what i do for a living and when i said dj she responded “always good to try things when ur young before getting a real job” 😭😭
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new song alert 🥶 not gonna lie don’t even know what to call this genre.. hard house speed garage sex tech idk who cares
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where you are but make it dubstep 😈 @griz
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told my mom not to go thru my stuff when i moved out and this is what she sends me
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told a girl i was a leo at the club last night and she goes “oh so ur a greedy sociopathic narcissist” nah bitch that’s just means i was born in july relax 💀
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does anyone have justin bieber’s number im tryin to get bro out of his funk and back into dance music
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rip ike profile pic era.. may be over but the memories will last a lifetime ❤️
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couldn’t help but cry my eyes out on stage last night.. goin from being a dumb accountant from the chicago suburbs to headlining a festival in my hometown was such a dream come true i am forever grateful for this crazy life i live 😭❤️
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was flirtin w the flight attendant thinking we were hittin it off and she just carded me when i asked for wine 😭😭 never been more humbled in my life
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two years ago i yelled miami how tf we feelin baby mid black out after playing the same song twice in a row and now this year im headlining ultra #growth
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the amount of girls that dm me and i go to their profiles and they in full ass relationships 😭 it's a rough life out here fellas
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can't wait for edm twitter to cancel me once they find out i've been 7 years sober and the 1942 bottle was just water the whole time
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music went out during my set and i got on the mic and said “sorry we’re having techno difficulties” and no one laughed not even a single chuckle
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idk what yall were taking at edc bc nothin has ever made me do some of the shit yall were doin in the crowd 💀💀 lmfaooo
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i want to go b2b w diesel just to hear him yell mosh pit while i play a minimal house track
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has anyone seen avatar not on shrooms yet lmaoo everyone ik has been seeing that shit dosed up like it’s edc las vegas
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yall need to leave my fanbase alone 😤 we’re just non problematic hot ppl w stomach problems & squishmallow addictions
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the amount of chicago ppl complaining about my 1am start time being too late is making me lose soooo much respect for my home city.. miami would never
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this old quote by @chrislake is still as relevant as ever. i used to be such a genre snob myself but now i truly love and appreciate them all
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reading about these diddy freak offs really make our afters that consist of goin nonverbal while we circle around a portable speaker seem pretty innocent
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fuckin insane 🤯
Zedd’s Ultra intro was a remix of John Summit’s ‘Where You Are’😨
This is a straight banger
@johnsummit | @Zedd
(🎥: @UMFTV)
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can’t believe i got named in this years forbes 30 under 30 😭 to be the only dj listed is crazy to me.. hope i finally made my biz professors proud lol
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