Soccer correspondent, The Guardian US || Fmr: The Athletic || Putting the "bi" in byline 🏳️‍🌈

Saint Paul, MN
Paolo Dybala had more goals for Juventus in 2017-18 (26) than minutes in this World Cup (22).
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Sorry, by “this” I meant your account.
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Clint Dempsey, as Landon Donovan gears up to analyze #ElTri's lineup. "Your other favorite team!" "I know that was coming. Thanks Deuce." - LD 😂
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Waka Waka at the Super Bowl. Soccer made it in America, folks.
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BREAKING: The #USL is set for a milestone vote on the adoption of a promotion and relegation system, per sources. • Plan for 3 pro tiers • Potential restructure in 2024, pro/rel in 2025 • Sources optimistic, but vote may have opposition w/ @tombogert: theathletic.com/4684339/2023…
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Happy #BiVisibilityDay to all who are celebrating today. Myself included.
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MLS teams keep rebranding to try becoming "global brands" with modern and simplistic crests. Meanwhile, a team donning this gem just made it to the Premier League. A win for the purists.
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Real ones will see this and just think “hell yeah.”
John Morrissey
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Still such an odd world when players get longer suspensions for betting on sports than those who use hate speech on the pitch…but the same players are made to advertise for sports betting companies every single match.
Brentford and England striker Ivan Toney has been banned from football for eight months over 232 betting breaches. It means Toney, who has scored 21 goals in 35 appearances for Brentford this season, is unlikely to move this summer as his suitors are now likely to be deterred.
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I'm sorry, the Fulton County (containing Atlanta, GA) elections director is repping...the Portland Timbers?
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Rapinoe slots the PK directly beneath the #USA pride flag. That’s some strong cinematography. #ESPUSA
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It’s really a shame FIFA only lets teams make a single substitution in a World Cup match. Imagine what could be done with all the good players the United States brought.
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Still time to delete this, bud.
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Replying to @FIFAWorldCup

ALT Stop It Michael Jordan GIF

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Keylor Navas will never get enough respect, from his clubs and the general public alike. One of his generation's finest goalkeepers.
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The defender’s ass kept the attacker’s knuckle onside. Soccer in 2022.
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#MNUFC is officially a Minnesota sports team.
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i’ll say this much: if an MLS team ever hired Sam Allardyce, they would never be relegated.
BREAKING: Sam Allardyce will step down as West Brom's head coach at the end of the season.
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A statement from Sherwin-Williams after the USSF’s investigation into the #NWSL named Racing Louisville: “In lieu of the sponsorship, we have made a donation to Support The Players National Emergency Trust (NET), which will guarantee our funds go directly to the players.”
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Minnesota teams’ most recent conference finals appearances: Twins: 2002 Wild: 2002-03 Wolves: 2003-04 Vikings: 2017 Lynx: 2020 (league semifinal) #MNUFC: 2020 Loons win 3-0 at Kansas City. They’re on to Seattle. #SKCvMIN
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Nicolas Lodeiro spent a full 25-30 seconds using a towel to dry the ball and his hands before doing this with his ensuing throw-in… 😂
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A bit of personal news: starting Saturday, the Athletic has upped my content level to make writing about soccer my full-time gig. Three years ago, that seemed impossible. Huge thank you to all of our subscribers - can’t wait to give you near-daily #MNUFC content.
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Your MLS goalscoring charts: Carlos Vela: 34 #FCCincy: 31 Zlatan Ibrahimovic: 30
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What a moment for #MNUFC and Allianz Field. Six years ago, this was the Team That Nobody Wanted. Now, they’ll be playing for the #USOC2019 title. 2-1 #MINvPOR
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this sport rocks
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Public request to FOX to re-air every match from the 2018 men's and 2019 women's World Cups so I can restock my YouTube TV dvr for the next month.
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Remember watching soccer on Saturdays?
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After a team meeting, #Sounders are united in their preference not to play tonight’s game, sources tell @TheAthleticSCCR. #LAvSEA
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It appears Rick Schantz is saying “he didn’t mean it, they’re just playing soccer” after Landon Donovan states that Collin Martin was called a homophobic slur.
Clinton St. Clair
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#MLS has really gone from zero to "selling league" in, what, six months? Alphonso Davies to Bayern Zack Steffen to Man City Miguel Almirón to Newcastle Tyler Adams to RB Leipzig Chris Richards to Bayern Yoshi Yotun to Cruz Azul Giovinco to Al-Hilal Luciano Acosta to ???
Breaking: Luciano Acosta leaves D.C. United training camp ahead of possible transfer to PSG or Premier League club washingtonpost.com/sports/20… #dcu #mls
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Poor Matt Turner. #USAvHON
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#LAGalaxy: "Zlatan, we took out a full-page ad for you to write an open letter to Los Angeles sports fans. They'll love hearing what you have to say. We can't wait to see what you've got!" Zlatan: nitter.app/DaleJohnsonESPN/status…
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NEW: On Friday afternoon, #MLS announced that it will have its Next Pro developmental teams participate in the 2024 Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup instead of its first teams. The league will reassess participation for future iterations next winter. Report: theathletic.com/5141003/2023…
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FIFA: *tries everything to remove rainbows and LGBTQ+ solidarity from World Cup* #FRAPOL:
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I’ll happily use any excuse to post pictures of Winston, thanks. #NationalPuppyDay
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credit to MLS digital for having the foresight to throw a "v" between team acronyms in match hashtags. this Western Conference Final would have been...something #SEAvMIN
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With MLS teams announcing their plans for limited capacity seating in 2021, it's important to follow best practices.
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Not gonna lie, I’ll be bummed if #MNUFC doesn’t make the Dethloon drone a thing at every match.
Between Clean Sheets | Cheyenne
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Can't think of a single other reason that David Beckham would want to hit up Lionel Messi two months before his contract with PSG expires!
As part of a visit to Paris, David Beckham went to the training centre of his former club to meet the players of Paris Saint-Germain. ❤️💙
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The Premier League restarts tomorrow! With a double-header and games nearly daily, one important thing to track is whether or not the cops who killed Breonna Taylor are arrested.
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This is such a vibe.
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Just over a year before the impending MLS franchise led to Saint Louis FC‘s dissolution, the club notched a famous late U.S. Open Cup win over FC Cincinnati en route to the 2019 quarterfinal. Look at what it meant to the fans. This is American soccer culture at its purest.
Holy shit. Late winner on a corner kick for St. Louis FC. Imagine not loving #USOC2019.
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NEW: Christian Pulisic did the Trump dance because he "just thought it was funny." Minutes later, he spoke of his status as a #USMNT leader. With the world watching closely as the 2026 World Cup approaches, even a captain's dance sends a message. nytimes.com/athletic/5934687…
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PUNT PUNT PUNT PUNT FIELD GOAL ATTEMPT but soccer is so boring!
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Excited to share that I've signed a new contract with @TheAthletic! More coverage of men's and women's soccer to come. I'm beyond grateful for everyone that's read my work, even if you didn't like BAM!. Working in this newsroom with these peers is truly a dream job. Thank you.
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people stanning Marine FC like their childhood club, but act like U.S. Open Cup doesn't exist
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BREAKING: Des Moines may be on the verge of landing a pro soccer team. Kyle Krause has struck a deal to bring the Iowa capital a #USL Championship club — if they can build a downtown soccer-specific stadium. Much more in @TheAthleticSCCR’s report: theathletic.com/1222755/2019…
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I can't get over that Tomas Aviles flop to ground... - in the box - during a defensive sequence - in a tied game An all-timer of an error in MLS history.
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This has clearly become a performative protocol with very little substance. CONCACAF continues to miss the mark with its handling of this homophobic chant - bordering on enablement with how permissive it has been.
Play has been stopped once again due to discriminatory chants.
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Molineux's atmosphere seems second to none at the moment. Love having Wolves established in the Premier League again.
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BREAKING: Las Vegas Lights FC has fired head coach and technical director Eric Wynalda.
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I suspect that in 20 years, we’re going to look back on the “focus group-tested” era of branding clubs with the same cringe that owners had about “soccer balls on fire” or “American mascot nicknames.” Doesn’t seem wise to rebrand every decade!
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The winner of #MLS’s Orlando tournament will receive an automatic CONCACAF Champions League berth, sources tell @MLSist and myself. There’s your incentive for the competition.
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Replying to @TaylorTwellman
Christian Pulisic has exited the chat.
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BREAKING: #MLS is finalizing a new reserves league which could be announced by the end of the week, sources tell @TheAthletic. Details, plus why MLS is taking a second attempt at reserves — and how this all could impact the #USL. theathletic.com/2136000/2020…
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As we all know, it’s impossible to drink a beer at home
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“The MLS announcement today about the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup was a surprise to us and contrary to recent public statements. We will speak with U.S. Soccer, and with our owners, before making any further public comment about MLS’s position.” -#USL president Paul McDonough
NEW: On Friday afternoon, #MLS announced that it will have its Next Pro developmental teams participate in the 2024 Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup instead of its first teams. The league will reassess participation for future iterations next winter. Report: theathletic.com/5141003/2023…
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NEW: As a nation watched for updates while legal votes continued to be tallied, it saw a Portland Timbers lanyard on a Georgia official. I spoke with Fulton County election director Richard Barron (and his brother) about #RCTID fandom and #Elections2020. theathletic.com/2182244/2020…
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Forget Spain winning Euro-World Cup-Euro in succession. It's waaaaay more impressive that Italy missed a World Cup, won a Euros, and missed another World Cup.
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I don’t think there’s any doubt left: Brian Schmetzer has locked in a place on MLS’s coaching Mount Rushmore. Incredible run of many years by the entirety of the Sounders organizations.
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BREAKING: Reporting w/ @samstejskal: MLS has a tentative plan to resume play following #MLSisBack. - Restart on Aug. 22nd - 18 regular season games - 9 teams from each conference qualify for playoffs, which begin on Nov. 20th - MLS Cup on Dec. 12th theathletic.com/1950606/2020…
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RT if you like soccer
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BREAKING: MLS is finalizing a plan for a new league expected to apply for U.S. third-division sanctioning, sources tell @MLSist and me. The league would launch in 2022 with over half of MLS clubs involved — plus potential independent members. Report: theathletic.com/2626561/2021…
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David Ochoa v Timbers Army is gonna be incredible.
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Clint Dempsey says he "could do 15 to 20 minutes" and honestly, who says no here?
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I’d say Coffey and Shaw have played themselves into “must-bring” status for the Olympics. Both were massive for the #USWNT in overcoming an early shock today.
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Imagine not including Diego Luna on the Olympics roster. Unfathomable omission based on talent and form alike.
Chicho Arango: 1st in MLS in goals Diego Luna: 3rd in MLS in assists These two. 🔝🔝🔝
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As a queer writer, I have serious reservations about covering the #USL after this.
Replying to @jeffrueter
Here it is, from the league: Phoenix will host the final if they win. Hard to put into words how disgusting this is. The #USL is rewarding a team for using homophobic slur in a match they were losing. No way to sugar coat that.
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REPORT: The #USL has been in talks with both EA Sports and Konami about being part of soccer video games in the near future. Plenty of details, insight from @CourtJeske — and which game (FIFA or PES) is the current frontrunner. theathletic.com/1786445/2020…
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I'll say one thing for this plan: it's a good way to finally put a playoff team in Orlando.
MLS proposing all 26 teams come to Orlando to resume coronavirus-delayed season. Details here: - The Washington Post washingtonpost.com/sports/20…
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You have months to choose a name. You have focus groups, input from many people, a range of names with varying uniqueness made public... And you land on Charlotte FC. Disappointing, but not surprising.
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NEW: @kimischilling and I reflected on the #USWNT's World Cup showing and the preceding cycle to size up the Vlatko Andonovski era — and what should come next. I will never be able to understand the squad management at play throughout these four games. theathletic.com/4754833/2023…
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Matt Turner is necessary proof that American men can play goal with active hair follicles.
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Did some back-of-napkin math. Let's say LAFC, Austin, Philly, or Orlando make a push for glory. - 34 games in #MLS - up to 6 playoff w/o WC - 5 in U.S. Open Cup (enter in 4th rd) - up to 7 Leagues Cup games - up to 8 CCL ...rosters aren't deep enough for 50-60 games.
NEW: #MLS has finalized its new playoff format with the 2023 season just five days away. - "Wild card" game for 8/9 single-elim - Best-of-3 for "first" round, no draws - Last 3 rounds single-elim On @TheAthleticSCCR, @MLSist and I have all the specifics: theathletic.com/4237475/2023…
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No team in MLS history has ever followed up a CONCACAF Champions League title with a U.S. Open Cup win. The most elusive double in soccer.
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Holy shit. Late winner on a corner kick for St. Louis FC. Imagine not loving #USOC2019.
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Pour one out for Christian Pulisic. Go figure the country’s best male player since Donovan coincides with the program’s worst run/biggest mess in decades. #USMNT
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how non-bi folks perceive a bi folk in a hetero marriage
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NEW: #MLS sent memos to TV and radio broadcasters this weekend not to “belabor the point” when addressing the lockout between the Professional Soccer Referees Association and PRO, according to a memo obtained by @TheAthleticSCCR. Details: theathletic.com/5313746/2024…
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I still don’t understand mid-game interviews in soccer.
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I'm thrilled to announce that I've been picked up by @TheAthleticSCCR as a staff writer. Thankful beyond words for the opportunity to have increased stability as I pursue meaningful stories for your reading pleasure.
📣 Big news 📣 We're doubling the size of our full-time ⚽️ staff! Please welcome our new national writers: @FelipeCar @jeffrueter @mattpentz @MLSist @samstejskal & of course @itsmeglinehan, who joined last week. More from @quraishi on our coverage: theathletic.com/925601/2019/…
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This is rock bottom. This isn't Klinsmann, or Arena, alone. This is a combination of miserable choices from the top down.
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okay fine, I'll start Ted Lasso
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Michael Boxall doesn't care about your ball display. #RSLvMIN #MNUFC
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Replying to @SanJoseSharks
Surprised you’d endorse this as an organization. Some sign of support.
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COLUMN: With every decision, MLS weighs two camps: American sports’ standards and global soccer precedence. Friday’s reveal of their U.S. Open Cup plan firmly positions its own interests above the sport’s on these shores. On the real magic of the cup: theathletic.com/5141474/2023…
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BREAKING: The #USL is finalizing details of its upcoming pre-professional women's league, which is set to launch in 2022, sources tell @itsmeglinehan, @MLSist and me. An announcement may come as soon as this week. Our report at @TheAthleticSCCR: theathletic.com/2638005/2021…
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This is what you deserve when you grab Brenden Aaronson’s face.
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hi, I’m bi. @DanielMickPhoto takes a mean portrait. New headshots coming soon!
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Death, taxes, and a team from Cascadia going to MLS Cup.
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Some of you have messaged me about this topic, so I figured I would open up about my own mental health journey. Hopefully it helps somebody out there. This is why I always keep my DMs open.
Hard time of year for a lot of folks. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255. A simple copy and paste might save someone's life. Spread the word. End the stigma.
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BREAKING: The Miami FC is close to joining the #USL Championship, sources tell @TheAthleticSCCR. The club will buy Ottawa Fury’s franchise rights and play under the existing #TheMiamiFC brand. More on a potentially seismic move in U.S. soccer: theathletic.com/1452481/2019…
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You're not hallucinating: #MNUFC has kept their first-ever MLS clean sheet away from home. A complete performance for the Loons. 0-3 #SJvMIN
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I am 27 and have never heard any of my peers complain about games being “too long.” If anything, they appreciate the dependable runtime to that of baseball and american football.
Florentino Perez to El Chiringuito: "If young people find football matches too long it may be because they are not interesting enough... or maybe we might have to make the football matches shorter". 🚨
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presented without context
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NEW: Over 4,300 #USMNT and #USWNT fans took our survey after Nike’s 2022 World Cup jersey drop. Nike is bullish that on-field results will help fan opinions of the kits. Is it time for the U.S. to have a staple primary kit? If so: sash, stripes or hoops? theathletic.com/3601395/2022…
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You shouldn't need me to say this, but as a queer man working in soccer: this entire sequence is atrocious, from the player using a slur to Rick Schantz trying to defend it unapologetically. piped.video/watch?v=Wg7BgFAy…
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