restaurant chef, home baker. french toast reigns. i tweet for the girls who take their bras off & swing em round their heads just like a helicopter.
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This is exactly what I would expect from the idiots that put him in office.
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Stress and anxiety is HORRIBLE on the digestive system and we don’t discuss that enough.
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The purse in hand for the reveal is SICK
… janelle …
janelle monae wears custom thom browne for the 2025 met gala.
brought to life with oscar-winning costume designer paul tazewell, janelle’s look is a deconstructed, then reconstructed take on the tuxedo… a transformation from the familiar to the surreal.
janelle wears a thirties-inspired, oversized trompe l’oeil suit cape half realized in 3-ply mohair with white radial stitch grosgrain tipping, and half finished in embroidered pinstripe intarsia into red double duchess silk, with embroidered radial outlines in grosgrain ribbons.
time ticks… ticks… a motorized monocle on janelle’s left eye moves another second with each step she takes.
beneath the overcoat, janelle wears a deconstructed bi-color sportcoat and skirt in pinstripe suiting and red wool crepe, with exposed facing and shoulder pads in white silk faille, finished with tailoring basting, cross and marking stitches. the bi-color ensemble is worn over a corset in black silk faille with white binding, a white cotton oxford shirt and black, white and red striped seamed intarsia tie. her shoes are the 4-bar spectator platforms.
@JanelleMonae @metmuseum
#thombrowne #janellemonae #metgala
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You know… CPS should’ve gotten involved with Kevin. How your parents lose you TWO Christmases in a row???
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I— When chris brown is breaking up a fight… you gotta look at everybody else extra sideways
Diddy's Sons Attempted to Fight Ray J, Broken Up by Chris Brown | Click to read more tmz.com/2024/10/29/diddy-son…
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this lil girl came in the spot I’m at, 7 year old, ordered a whole pizza, mozzarella cheese sticks, and a drink… pulled out $4 and a bunch of change. When they told her she didn’t have enough she yelled “IM ONLY 7!!” 💀
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It’s the little cute things like this… if I walked over and saw my baby laying like this watching Tarzan? Oh, whole day cancelled. WE LAYING DOWN. 🥹
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This is actually how it feels at about 1pm for naptime. Real nappers know!
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You know who I wish would’ve done a pandemic themed special? The Office. Like, that zoom call would’ve been a hot damn MESS!
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What Rihanna does with her fruit in Barbados does not apply to everybody everywhere. Dipping apples in Myrtle Beach or orange slices in Carolina Beach water may have your throat itching for days.
Go sit down.
Every tradition/ritual isn’t meant to be a trend.
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I think too many people overlook the fact that you really need to LIKE your partner. I find liking them to be a step more important than loving them.
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I mean, taking pics of her child without permission, especially when her first born was always discussed negatively for the longest, this comes as no surprise.
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I’ll be honest. Celibacy has been easier than expected. lololol you niggas are UGLY.
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Baby, if you were in the fitting room, why you ain’t just leave out with them jeans on your ass?
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her mama came in here and said she sent her in here to get ONE slice of pizza!
She got a bag of food 💀 kids are FUNNY
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thank you, Usher.
“Romance is the young man’s game,” @Usher tells The Times.
“If you give that romance she will flower for you. She’ll look more gorgeous and beautiful and feel amazing and she will be the shining star in the representation of herself.” latimes.com/entertainment-ar…
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soul food.
bbq ribs, black eyed peas, collard greens, yams, mac n cheese, cornbread.
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“You can’t drown no alligator! They live in water, this they habitat!” - Bow Wow 2004
Crocodiles in Indonesia have learned to “pretend to drown” in order to lure humans in to the water to eat them 🤯🐊
Community note
Not true. Crocodiles do not pretend to drown.
au.news.yahoo.com/eerie-crocodil
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thick cut brioche french toast, buttermilk fried chicken, sriracha vanilla bean syrup.
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Also, since when kids started ordering buffalo chicken pizzas? Pepperoni, cheese or sausage used to be the only options we got. She was really loving it up on $4 and some pocket change 💀
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I mean if a nigga gonna be in Paris, he might as well perform Niggas in Paris because the niggas do be in Paris.
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shrimp ‘n’ grits.
poblano cheddar grits, blackened shrimp, charred onion cream sauce, garnished with green onions and cilantro.
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this is my first time making gumbo and while I have my own critiques (so I don’t need yours), it’s freaking delicious!
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I just found over 20 packs of braiding hair in my closet. About 12 packs haven’t even been opened yet.
Black girls who can relate, lemme hear ya! lol
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Please teach y’all sons how to cook and clean for the sake of knowing how to perform basic life skills.
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Sometimes we think we’ve loss out on things until the full picture is revealed. What a relief it is to not be tied to what’s not for you.
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We had D’Angelo playing at the restaurant last week and one of the regulars complained “don’t wanna here gospel music” so guess what hoe? I looked on OpenTable and I see she’s back this week, D’Angelo will be back on again that night and we’re turning the speakers up!!!
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Ima just say it..... those massage chairs at the nail salon HURT. If you wanna beat my ass, just say that.
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