Trapped in my flesh prison
On my birthday this year, while we were still laying in bed, my partner pulled out a list of every single thing I accomplished since my last birthday and read it to me, btw.
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Mid wedding, as we were about to exchange rings, we realized we couldn't find our wedding bands. This Argentinian couple, who we never met before that moment, took off their own rings and gave them to us so we could get married. They fit us better than our original rings.
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The video cuts off before she says her aunt put her in foster care and kept the brother, btw. When I said black parenting is a crisis and we can never escape our trauma because we keep inflicting it on our children, I meant that.
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I think it's important for people to see what this looks like as well. Real people are sitting for 16 hours a day, not even making a dollar ($1.00) per garment.
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- If I have $5,485 in my bank account. The $485 is free money and doesn't count as spending anything. - If I spent less than $100 on it, that doesn't count. - If the thing is less money than I planned, I can spend the rest to make it up bc I was gonna spend that anyway.
What’s yalls favorite form of girl math? Mine is eating what I want Friday-Sunday cause calories don’t count on the weekend
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I never got their names, but if they could see this, I could never thank them enough for that or for crying so hard at our wedding lol. Love ya'll ❤️
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Japan is also constantly hit with natural disasters because of their geographic location and nobody says they're cursed or that these are the consequences of their "godlessness" Methinks it might be antiblackness.
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Follow up tweets: 1. Here's the picnic I made for my partner for Valentine's Day so we could catch the sunrise and drink prosecco.
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Replying to @EmpressClairefr
We did lol. They were in a little pouch, and our photographer temporarily lost them in his big mountain climber backpack.
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Everything is so poorly made. Especially clothing. Jeans used to last years. When was the last time anyone saw a nice sweater? It's terrible.
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Bonus : We actually met another lady who was by herself in Mexico bc they realized her husband's passport was expired at the airport, and she didn't want to waste the trip. She was the only guest at our wedding and we're Facebook friends now lol 🙂
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I think to get through the AI era you need to really lean into your common sense. Is the pope usually dressed like Fat Joe? No.
OKAAYYY
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I feel like every black girl has an experience with being gifted a journal and then getting punished for using it 🥴
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Replying to @aIeturner
It's really not dumb to try to reason concept you don't really understand. Someone could just tell her that he DID need it. Algebra's purpose is to find missing values.
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I want someone to go to jail at this point.
Another random thing that pissed me off about VVIP was when I walked in & saw that the “seating” was ripped off office chair cushions that they put on the ground. Like be for fucking REAL. 😭 not even a whole chair JUST the cushion On. The. Floor.
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Ya'll using Carnival as a get rich quick scheme is pricing poor black people out of most of the celebrations, and we should talk about why that's especially heinous.
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You literally cannot attend school in T&T without being immunized. So what is all this anti-vaxx shit from people who have DEFINITELY been vaccinated multiple times?
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Silence, you useless cumstain.
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Someone called the police to report a home invasion, and the officer asked him if he knows where the station is, but our leaders are stumped by the crime problem. Scratching their heads. Erla coming to ask how we could help. TTPS doing their jobs might help idk.
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Replying to @ShelbzTheDon
Lmfao the bar is in hell
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Idt this is small but he refused to drive into my neighbourhood because it was "the ghetto" so I had to walk home after a date. As I was getting out of the car to walk he tried to kiss me 💀💀💀💀
what’s the smallest reason u dubbed a man? i’ll go first, he ordered a small beverage 😂😂
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Ya'll: PNM VS UNC! ⚔🗡🛡🤺💥💪🔫 PNM & UNC: *spending your tax dollars on luxury vehicles, businesses and second homes while you don't have a living wage, housing, or sustained access to basic utilities*
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We talk a lot about Trini customer service, but Trini customers? Some of the worst on a planetary level 🙃
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All this trans hysteria is particularly funny because all it does is reaffirm that gender cannot be reliably identified using physical markers. Literally every single conversation circles back to that point.
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People begged me for years to open a bakery. When I did, no one supported me lmao. Now, baking is attached to the humiliation of that failure, and holds none of the joy it had before.
Replying to @spidey473
Not about blocking na it’s about preserving something that actually fun and I don’t wanna be pressured by making it a job. If I were to do it is a business it must happen organically ya know
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Idk who needs to hear this but, "No refunds" is still illegal no matter how many emojis 🚫🙅‍♀️❌️🔴🛑you put next to it in your Instagram bio.
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The fact that the skirt she's wearing is clearly a pair of pants they ripped and added a (mismatched) panel to.
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I see crack is cheap this year
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I see the dog from Burna still making his way around the fete circuit despite challenges last year. Good for him.
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A doctor literally took my dad's eyeball out of his skull (still attached of course) washed it, cleaned the socket and put it back, but all of a sudden he can't trust doctors🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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The interview panel when I turn up with actual mental illness

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Do ppl understand what OCD is? What madness
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Dawg I am in a TTRS right now and there's no music playing. Tell me why the driver would let put a DEAFENING fart in this air conditioned vehicle 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I want @LabourGovTT to release a proposed budget for a single person to access housing, transport, food and other basic expenses on $3k/month in 2022. Go on, let'see it 😃
No worker should be paid less than $17.50 per hour or $3,033.33 per month including minimum wage workers. For more info.:bit.ly/3mSUcsS #LabourGovTT #DecentWorkTT #IndustrialPeaceTT #OpportunityForAllTT #TrinidadandTobago🇹🇹 @newsgovtt @ttgovcomms @tttliveonline
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Things we have to let go of as a nation? Using disabled, neurodivergent and poor people as entertainment. *Especially* since we are wholly uninterested in making the necessary structural changes for them to live with dignity in this country.
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How I feel after leaving Trinidad & Tobago, where God is from, to go Bermuda to get a direct hit by Hurricane Ernesto
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So a box of bran cereal is $43.75. Three bags of bargain frosted flakes are $50. Just adding this to the "Why don't poor people eat healthy?" discourse.
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Good, so you guys can fuck each other.
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The quotes and thinkpieces are killing me bc no one even asked ya'll to boycott anything lmao. Ya'll heard massa might lose $76 and started vibrating.
My father, who has gone to Jenny's on the Boulevard every single Friday night for has long as I can remember, just found out (I told him obvs) that the owner is a Trump supporter. He has already messaged his friends to end the tradition. BIG UP MY PRINCIPLED DADDY!!!

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Need the person that designed the medals to come up to the front of the class.
The last task was the hardest but I DID IT!!!!!! #JustRunNa
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If you don't have black friends in Trinidad and Tobago you are immediately sus. Because that takes effort.
I’m Just gonna say it: I have a hard time trusting people have little to no black friends or incorporate black folks, in a positive way of course, into their lives.
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I got lots, but one of my favourites is that I never giggle nervously at an inappropriate joke. Always stand on business with a "What do you mean by that?"
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No existing criminal justice system could dispense a judgement suitable enough for this.
Four friends who drugged their wives and watched as they raped each others' partners face jail | Daily Mail Online dailymail.co.uk/news/new-jer…
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The rent for the apartment that contains this bathroom is $3500 🙂
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I'm very pleased to announce that after alladis, I found an apartment. And it's a loft, bitches. I FOUND A LOFT IN Trinidad and now it's mine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I owe whomever that put good vibes out into the universe for me some head ❤️
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I interviewed for 2 jobs in the same day a couple weeks ago and got boffum, lol.
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He died last night btw 🙂
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The problem with scholarships in this country is that poor people, the people for whom scholarships were invented, rarely get them. Schols should be means based. The gov't be giving the heir to the Bh*gwansingh throne schols and shit. For what?????
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Venue changed Promoters got sued Someone got bitten by a dog Bunch of people fainted Me and a security guard square up The bake and shark tent burn down The toilets didn't have water All the drinks ran out The artists almost missed the concert?? What did I forget?
Howww do so many things go wrong at the same time. Like how
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Ya'll are lazy, spineless and fickle and come on here complaining about T&T's many injustices and inefficiencies on a daily basis but never make the connection between that and yourselves. Ya'll stand for literally nothing and expect this place to make sense lol
“I’m not supporting any business in Trinidad whose owners support Trump” Good luck with that…lol… You’d be boycotting like 99% of businesses whose products and services you use, and some you actually do need. I’m not a Trump fan, but I’m not delusional.
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This week some of you discovered misogynoir, where black women are the antithesis to youth and innocence, intelligence, softness. For example, Andrea being older than Ashanti yet regarded as more of a child is misogynoir.
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Idk if ya'll watching the news, but the Delta variant is snatching countries' progress right out from under them rn 🥴
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A lot of businesses and owners that got bad publicity over the last year are seeing this as an opportunity and ya'll are unhinging your jaws and eating it up
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The craziest thing about all this Mark Of The Beast talk is that the whole point of the MOTB is that you would be fully aware that it is in fact the MOTB, and you have to choose to either take it or die for Christ instead. Which Revelations ya'll read?
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Need everyone to patronize T-Leaf in St. Augustine (Emerald Plaza) so that they can stay open for always. **I don't know know these people, they were just so nice and the ambience is immaculate.
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Got my coochie ate at sunrise in Tobago in an apartment with a view again, but this time I have pics
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Listen, I'm gonna be posting about this for a while because I'm ✨️obsessed✨️
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I'm saddened to say that people who don't read found this tweet.
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The girl in the vid asked a simple question, which is what is the purpose of algebra and why was it invented. Thus, a simple answer is required.
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Just saw some car dealership offering Vezels for salaries starting at $5k. The installment is $2300. A Vezel is like $280k 🧍🏾‍♀️
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The fact that this went viral because it is simply unrecognizable has me WHEEZING rn 😭
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Another week of
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Things the influencers don't tell you about starting a business: 1. You're unlikely make a single profit for months. 2. It's double/triple the work of a regular job. 3. If you have neither the social capital nor existing wealth, it is very unlikely that it'll go anywhere.
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Everyone, from the gov't to the police, to the citizens themselves: *making it absolutely impossible to live a comfortable life in TT without doing crime* Also everyone, from the gov't to the police, to the citizens themselves: "Oh my God, why is there so much crime????"
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I clicked on the video expecting to be horrified only to find her gently and correctly parenting her child 😭😭
Here’s an emotionally unbalanced woman who is bigoted against her own child. I’m terrified for this kid. She is going to damage him in unspeakable ways. nitter.app/ThottonMather/status/1…
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As birthrates continue to fall, social pressure in the form of misogyny will only get worse. Before you succumb to such pressures, consider that society could have made the choice to treat women better to incentivize marriage and childbirth, but has chosen to do the opposite.
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Short answer? We're not. Most trinis our age believe they can make themselves billionaires (see instagram). They don't think the job market is deliberately impossible and the housing market is predatory. They think they're not working hard enough.
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A lot of ya'll have never lived with parents that will intentionally provoke you till it feels like you're losing your damn mind (which is a good thing). All that anger doesn't just show up. It builds over time.
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I switched to RBL when RBC asked to check my hymen to open an account even tho I'd been banking with them since I was 12.
What are some of the requirements to open a new bank account that you would like to see removed?
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Men pretending they don't know what consent is so they don't have to be accountable for their past and future actions is a daily occurrence.
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Seriously. Send them the $50 instead.
The TTSPCA recently said it may have to close its shelter because of $$ Subway and Starbucks have stepped in. $10 of orders over $50 ordered via Subway’s app using the promo code TTSPCA $1 from all Starbucks’ pumpkin spice drink purchases until September 29th
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I think our biggest problem lately is that miserable people are speaking so much. They're being platformed instead of shamed back into their terrible, joyless lives. It's time to bully miserable people again so we can have peace.
When Encanto came out, I immediately disliked it because the characters were fugly. I’m pretty sure every little girl thought the same. Don’t believe me? Ask a little girl if she wants to be compared to princess jasmine or that fat Encanto character. Even if a girl in reality DOES look like that character, the last thing she wants is to be reminded about it.
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If you see this, remember NOT to donate to the Red Cross. Donate directly to Haitians if you can!
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Men truly believe that it's within their rights to have access to women at all times, and moreover, that women should not be able, at any point, to decide otherwise. That's why the gym thing is such a big scene.
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You know how we keep saying abusers have a support system of other men that enable, justify and euphemize their abuse? Here you have it, a man committed two murders and orphaned his own child, but he's well liked, so it's being referred to as an oopsie.
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The problem is that no one is raising boys. People get their blue confetti at the gender reveal and thank their lucky stars because boys are "easier" so they don't have to put any effort into caring for them. Most boys are quite literally feral.
How do we undo the radicalisation of young boys?
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See, there are tiers of Zombies. For instance: Survivable: - Walking Dead - Resident Evil (sans mutations) Things Dicey: - Black Summer - 28 Days Later Kill Yourself: - World War Z - The Last of Us - Resident Evil (Dogs, lickers, executioner, Nemesis, T-002)
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But why are you hating from outside a club you left voluntarily 😰 Also we have no holidays in July and I find that is real hardship.
Trinidadians have 14 holidays on a year and 12 months in a year AND STILL COMPLAIN about not having enough time off. In Canada we only have 9. Ease me please. Allyuh have it good.
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A lot of ya'll have something I like to call Floating Ideologies. Ya'll hold on to certain ideologies(ie: violence against women is bad, racism is bad, etc) without doing to work necessary to reach a critical understanding of those beliefs. 1/?
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Everybody hot and sweaty, making sure he's safe going forward while it isn't even safe for Trinidadian children to walk through these communities. I could ever take allyuh seriously?
German tourist Tilo Kruse, 20, said he was robbed today, day three of a 16-day pilgrimage from Toco to Icacos. Read more: cnc3.co.tt/german-tiktok-tra…
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A really great litmus test for how aggressively wrong you are about something is whether SJW, PEA and KPB simultaneously share that opinion with you.
I believe we should always respect people’s point of view. I also believe that we must THINK and be INFORMED prior to EXPRESSING those views, even if it means restricting the urge to use devices with internet connectivity. As adults, I think we can form our own opinion.
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Not Mr. Joe himself retweeting 😭
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They were putting people's house and home on the roadside for owing a few thousand to HDC and ya'll were cheering btw.
MovieTowne, the cinema complex owned by businessman Derek Chin, owes the Board of Inland Revenue (BIR) $93 million in unpaid taxes and penalties. For more: guardian.co.tt/news/movietow…
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I really wish people's imaginations could exist outside of capitalism
By age 30, your circle of friends should be talking more about investing and creating side hustles rather than their favorite shows on Netflix.
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Replying to @jaboukie
As a Trinidadian, I'm offended by this.
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So I hearing from the streets that you're not supposed to hand anyone pepper sauce directly? Since when was this a thing? Please verify allyuh 🥴
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There's a bakery in Arima called Wah Yuh Knead and I just wanna tell the owner I love them so much 😭😂
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Ya'll love lesbians when it's time to orgasm but not when ya'll defending homophobia on the tl. But that's none of my business.
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T&T housing market continues to stress me. Why are you selling a $3M house without a tub? A pantry? Can we expirement with some shapes? Can't even get a lil interesting backsplash or a pot filler 💔
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Seeing another "why are poor people having all them kids" discussion on the TL and lemme tell ya'll something because ya'll like to talk to about about poor people, but do ya'll know any poor people? There is a very deliberate lack of sexual education in poor/rural communities-
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Fat person: *at the gym minding their own business * You:
You’ve ever seen a fat person at the gym and all you can think about is how it’s too late for them.
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A man accosted me for my number in the darkened parking lot of best deals about a month ago. Yesterday the same man was outside my apartment gate. I'm breaking my lease and dipping by the end of the month. The loft ain't worth my life.
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Employers use your photo and your address to discriminate against you along race and class lines. Also you're more likely to get an interview/get hired if you're attractive and/or not fat.
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