To our poetry lovers.
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Israel Adesanya's parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Never seen Nigerian parents so happy to see their child fight 🤣
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You want American taxes to fund your healthcare while your taxes fund VP mansions and private jets 😂
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President for 8 years but couldn’t even die in a hospital you built in your country. Useless goat
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This is too funny. We have two accounts about Jesus. One from people who were literally with him and followed him everywhere he went. Another from a man who was born some 600 years after Jesus in a land Jesus never stepped foot in. So which is closer to the “Truth?”
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Real thief in Hijab vs Fictional thief in Hijab.
Which one are you mad about?
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Tinubu really said “a dead fish cannot be sweet inside soup.” And people clapped. Which angel sent me to Nigeria 😭
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This is why feminism is important. Imagine you’ve been MD operations of World Bank, 2 time minister, served on the board of Twitter and current DG of WTO and people think you should become VP to…El Rufai. El freaking Rufai? Jeez 😭
This will be an amazing ticket. Thorough technocrats with a track record of delivering, the only ticket that'll personally excite me.
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Have I met you people before? Do you people know me before?
Let me tell you people how Tinubu’s tenure will go. It’s so easy to predict.
1. In June, subsidy will be removed. This will trigger inflation never seen in Nigeria before. I see people refer to transportation costs (for humans), but it’s a lot more than that.
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This diva. More balls than every Nigerian politician combined. Reasonable people are proud of you.
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Rome was also not built by fools. Just saying.
"Rome Wasn’t Built in One Day" – Rev Esther Ajayi Says Nigeria Transforming Under Tinubu parallelfactsnews.com/esther…
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How many times have you pretended to collapse when going to court to account for your crimes? Human national grid.
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Usually, politicians are liars. But when you see a politician being so brazenly honest about his corruption like this, know that he no longer needs you to stay in power
I bought a Rolls-Royce, so what? Nobody gave me - FCT Minister Nyesom Wike.
#CTVTweets
#PoliticsToday
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Let me tell you people how Tinubu’s tenure will go. It’s so easy to predict.
1. In June, subsidy will be removed. This will trigger inflation never seen in Nigeria before. I see people refer to transportation costs (for humans), but it’s a lot more than that.
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I wonder why this is always the goal. Dominance. This sounds more like a political ideology than a religion because the goal of a religion should be your personal salvation.
Let them keep hating, you are indeed a strong woman. a day will come Islam will dominate the world. 💪
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I don’t know what it is about this man’s face, but you can just tell he’s foolish by looking at him.
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Here is the funny thing. This lizard is too stupid to even understand that a privately owned brewery is more economically beneficial than a state owned stadium.
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Probably unimportant. But why does he have two of the same exact picture on the wall?
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If I ever become president, immediately after my swearing in, I’ll travel to Kogi by myself and burn this place to the ground.
Reviving Ajaokuta steel mill to cost Nigeria between $2 to $5 billion- Minister - nairametrics.com/2024/02/29/…
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I went to Aba once to see a friend many years ago. Told her her city is the most disgusting place I’ve ever stepped foot in. She didn’t get offended. She didn’t tell me I was disrespectful to her tribe cuz I’m not Igbo. She agreed with me and joined in cussing the useless politicians in her state. In 2023, Abia people said they have had enough and they voted for a change. Now their city is being cleaned up.
Food for thought for those that enjoying the sweet aroma of Lagos state.
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1st year - Give Buhari time.
2nd year - Give Buhari time.
3rd year - Give Buhari time.
4th year - Give Buhari 4 more years.
5th year - Give Buhari time.
6th year - Give Buhari time.
7th year - Give Buhari time.
8th year - Buhari has done well.
1st year - Actually, Buhari didn’t do well. Give Tinubu time 🤣
APC people, una dull! 🤣
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Do Nigerian politicians know that if Nigeria gets better and we are all successful, there will be more money to steal?
Forgotten in an IDP camp just 6 months ago in Adamawa, to winning a silver medal+100 dollars at the Chess and community conference in Athens, Georgia 🇺🇸.
This is what dreams are made of❤️
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I’m shocked this makes you angry Bashir. You were aide to Buhari and you worked with a lot of thieves in Hijab for 8 years. You weren’t mad about real thieves in Hijab but it’s fictional thieves in Hijab that’s vexing you?
I join my brothers and sisters to strongly protest the use of the Hijab (Niqab) in an upcoming Nigerian movie produced by one Ms. Bolanle Ayo. The Hijab is an outfit deeply attributed to Muslim women that symbolizes respect, modesty, and religious devotion. And, I believe it should not be used as a mere costume in a movie, especially when the scenes it portrays are clearly associated with negative moral vices.
Using the Hijab in such scenes is a profound disrespect to our mothers, sisters, and daughters. This garment is a symbol of respect, and portraying it in a manner that suggests otherwise is offensive to those who wear it for religious purposes.
The producers of this movie should have considered alternative costumes, such as balaclavas or masks, for such scenes. For us, the Hijab (Niqab) is not worn by our women to hide their identity to commit crimes but to respect, follow, and abide by the teachings of our religion.
I join well-meaning Nigerians in calling on the producers of this movie to respect our religion and remove all the scenes where the Hijab is portrayed negatively. We also urge the National Film and Video Censors Board (@nfvcbng) to censor these hurtful scenes to protect the dignity of those who wear the Hijab.
We hope that our concerns will be addressed promptly and appropriately.
Cc:
@hanneymusawa, @alinuhu
Shaibu Husseini, PhD @igalaman
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May God punish every church that allows politicians climb the alter of God to talk politics.
“Peter Obi can never be president again; his time has passed. He’s now saying that democracy is no longer working in Nigeria because he’s no longer in power, but when he was Governor of Anambra, democracy was working.”
-Wike continues to lament today in church over the ADC coalition😭🫵
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The eight years you were with Buhari, why didn’t you show him this video?
This is a tomato farm in The Netherlands.
The Netherlands is a global leader in tomato production despite its small geographical size. The country employs innovative agricultural techniques. It extensively uses greenhouse technology for tomato farming.
🍅🍅🍅
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He’s doing something alright. Turning your mothers to beggars.
God punish you and your ancestors if you say president Bola Ahmed Tinubu is doing nothing .
@officialABAT
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People that wonder what Tinubu will campaign on for second term underestimate the stupidly of APC slaves. I know exactly what he’s going to say.
“We have used the first four years to lay the foundation. Now it’s time to reap the reward.”
And the fools will buy it 🤣
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This is the dream of every political errand boy. Take pictures/videos with politicians and post online. I’m happy for you bro
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It’s funny nobody knows what he goes to France to do every time. We fund the trips but don’t know. Democracy!
JUST IN: Tinubu heads to France today for two-week ‘working visit’ | TheCable thecable.ng/just-in-tinubu-h…
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There is a video of a reporter asking Tinubu about the exchange rate during Buhari’s administration and Tinubu replied, “why are you worried about the exchange rate? Are you paid in dollars?”
That’s the dullard some of you voted into Aso Rock
Wed 31 Jan, 2024 • 10:36 AM
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💷 1 GBP ⇛ ₦1,884.665
💶 1 EUR ⇛ ₦1,607.136
💶 1 CAD ⇛ ₦1,070.197
v1.1.4
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I served in Kebbi state and kids literally eat burnt bread from a dustbin.
Kebbi State Govt. Awards Contract for Renovation of 97 Mosques ait.live/kebbi-state-govt-aw…
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GRV is a graduate of MIT and has worked with Franklin Ellis Architects in the UK. He is currently one of the most influential men in Nigeria at the age of 41. Seyi, you will lucky if any of your children were like him.
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No we don’t. I’m not rich, but I’m safe. I have access to good healthcare. I can travel 5 different cities the same day and return home because the roads are great and the trains work fine. I have constant electricity which makes me able to work anytime I want. The emergency service works perfectly in case of fire or an accident. You on the other hand, with all your money, you are one disaster away from your grave. Keep supporting the government that’s denying you access to all these basic amenities. Moron.
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Doesn’t this man know that he should be sympathising with Soludo and not the actual victims of this disaster?
I am disheartened by the sad news reports of a fatal road accident which occurred at a local market in the Abagana Community of Anambra State, where some lives, were lost, and others injured.
I encourage the Road Safety Commission to remain firm in implementing road safety measures and ensure that road users strictly obey road traffic rules and regulations.
I sincerely condole with the families who have lost loved ones, and pray for the quick recovery of those injured. -PO
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My brother in Christ, you are responsible for security and safety. Why you dey trek?
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There is no scenario where Kemi Badenoch will need Nigeria. Absolutely none. You people overestimate your importance. The only people Nigeria has helped are thieves.
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They keep testing the waters. They know exactly what they are doing.
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If your politicians don’t fear you, you are a slave.
Kenyan President Scraps Planned Pay Raises For Ministers, Lawmakers After Mass Protests | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/3W7taR7
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You now what I like about this Tinubu’s case, everything decided now will set a precedent. If the Judiciary decides to keep a criminal you like in power, one day a criminal you don’t like will use those exact rules to get into power and you won’t be able to complain.
OBIDIENTS you are still waiting for your 25% Abuja cut Abi…. Buhari don handover document and baton, make una dey play 😀😀😂🤣😂😂
FYI: you can drop your tears here 🧺
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Do you know who that person in red is? Are you people usually this stupid or do you suspend your brain when it comes to Peter Obi? Again, do you know who that person in red is?
Video showing how Peter obi was disgraced at the Vatican. He was not allowed to enter...
It took the intervention of Tinubu for him to be allowed in. That is why he had to go and greet the president and post it 😭😭😂
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There’s an entire business vacuum for restaurants dedicated only to breakfast. They’ll open 5am and close by 10am. They have their own app or integrate with Chowdeck. They have small shops across town where people can drive by and pick. Just breakfast. I usually want food at 6am
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The best thing that will happen to Nigeria is for this woman to become prime minister and continue bashing Nigerian government to the entire world.
I don't want Britain to be like 'poor' Nigeria where 'terrible government destroys lives': Kemi Badenock
gazettengr.com/i-dont-want-b…
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There is a small space on the forehead. It should be covered too. It can arouse a man.
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But it’s my posts on X that is de-marketing Nigeria. Brain-dead slaves.
Nigeria's Senate has suspended a female senator, Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan, after she accused its presiding officer of sexual harassment aje.io/84m0b9
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APC have given up on trying to make Nigeria better. They are trying to force you to love it like that.
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If Grok called you foolish, the best way to prove you are not is to go ahead and start fighting it? An AI? You are fighting AI?
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You ever see a tweet that doesn’t concern you but you just go straight to that person’s profile and block them because you never want to see any more of their thought process on your timeline?
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I read a book called “Outliers” and there was a section that talked about the constant Korean airline crashes in the 90s. Their planes were not crashing because the pilots were unqualified, or because the planes were not properly maintained. These planes were crashing because in Korean culture, you cannot disrespect or talk down on your seniors. So whenever the captain was tired and he was making mistakes, the co-pilot would rather watch the plane crash than correct his superior.
That is the story of Nigeria. We are one big airplane. But we are changing it.
"There is nobody too big for Obidients to insult, no king, no leader, everything is just so dramatically toxic"
- Segun Sowunmi, PDP Chieftain
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We have an education minister? 🤣
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Bashir hates fictional thieves in Hijab but loves real thieves in Hijab.
I join my brothers and sisters to strongly protest the use of the Hijab (Niqab) in an upcoming Nigerian movie produced by one Ms. Bolanle Ayo. The Hijab is an outfit deeply attributed to Muslim women that symbolizes respect, modesty, and religious devotion. And, I believe it should not be used as a mere costume in a movie, especially when the scenes it portrays are clearly associated with negative moral vices.
Using the Hijab in such scenes is a profound disrespect to our mothers, sisters, and daughters. This garment is a symbol of respect, and portraying it in a manner that suggests otherwise is offensive to those who wear it for religious purposes.
The producers of this movie should have considered alternative costumes, such as balaclavas or masks, for such scenes. For us, the Hijab (Niqab) is not worn by our women to hide their identity to commit crimes but to respect, follow, and abide by the teachings of our religion.
I join well-meaning Nigerians in calling on the producers of this movie to respect our religion and remove all the scenes where the Hijab is portrayed negatively. We also urge the National Film and Video Censors Board (@nfvcbng) to censor these hurtful scenes to protect the dignity of those who wear the Hijab.
We hope that our concerns will be addressed promptly and appropriately.
Cc:
@hanneymusawa, @alinuhu
Shaibu Husseini, PhD @igalaman
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I thought he will wait for Trump to serve at least year before he criticises him? White headed fraud.
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“The North Remembers” line that you people stole from Game of Thrones, do you know what The North in Game of Thrones actually did to the people oppressing them? They wiped out their entire family and fed their leader to dogs. But Spaghetti and salt will wipe your own memory. 😂
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In a way, Seun’s line of questioning proves that deep down, he knows Peter Obi is a superior leader to all the other clowns. When questioning Wike and the likes, it’s always to talk about politics and power struggle. But when it comes to Obi, it’s always real Nigerian issues.
Power supply: How I will tackle issue - Peter Obi.
#SundayPolitics
#CTVTweets
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My brother, you are the “forces of darkness” 😭
We ‘ll never yield to forces of darkness – Tinubu
vanguardngr.com/2024/05/we-l…
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Muslim-Muslim ticket never even enter Aso Rock, dem don dey call me infidel.
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Go and beg one of the men he raised to buy fuel for you. Confusing God fatherism for mentorship is a very Nigerian thing.
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Peter Obi: I have the economic plans to make Nigeria better.
Wike: Give me this power!!!!
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So in Nigeria now, if you challenge qualification of a candidate before election, the court will say it’s a party issue. If you challenge after election, the court will say its pre-election matter. My law is rusty but God punish all these judges.
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Nah. You got exactly what you ordered. When we say “if Jesus is in APC, run from him,” we mean that sh1t.
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That fat pig on TVC just yesterday said it was unconstitutional to suspend a governor. Today he’s defending it. Went 180 in 24 hours!
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“Obidients are making it harder for people to support Peter Obi.”
But hunger will make it easier for you. Give it time.
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This is what you learn in SS1 economics by the way. It’s called Scale of Preference. You have 100 naira. You can either buy food or a new toy for your child. You decide to buy a teddy bear. You are Tinubu are the same
Former presidential candidate Peter Obi has said that tackling Nigeria’s insecurity is more important than construction of the Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road ow.ly/7BiN106bnjG
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There was a time on Naija Twitter, a certain “lawyer” would have been tagged to this tweet and he will come and speak some jargons and claim his client will sue, blah blah blah. Turned out that certain “lawyer” is an estate agent 😭
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This has become outright envy. Pastor you are spending your time going through another woman’s TikTok? Don’t you have a sermon to prepare for? Don’t you have a wife that needs your attention?
This is that NYSC member called Raye...Seee how she spent N1.2Million shopping in the same Tinubu's economy....
I guess it's from the N77k too?
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Read Arabic and then goes to steal from your future and that of your children.
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Maybe I’m just dumb. But I’ve never fully understood why people get mad that other people like and want to practice your culture, whether it’s clothing, music, art or even food. Like shouldn’t you be proud that your culture is so amazing other people want to get involved?
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And he has increased our national debt by 97 trillion Naira. This is like praising your husband because he’s stopped cheating ignoring the fact he now beats you twice a day instead of once.
We’ve cleared our IMF debt. Zero balance.
Kudos to Coordinating Minister Mr Wale Edun and President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
Hard work. Smart policy. Solid results.
Nigeria is moving. Let’s stay the course.
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