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Does the slippery granite or the lauryl sulfate do it for you more? 🧼🚿
A Different Animal is streaming now on @PrimeVideo!
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Tour Training Update: the upside of forgetting leggings is i get to do an underwear in-room pilates work out. Tried it in the gym for a minute… no complaints.
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Millennials walked so Gen Z could run. My new special, Iliza Shlesinger: A Different Animal, arrives March 11.
@PrimeVideo @AmazonMGMStudio
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He’s here and we are so excited. Introducing our son (🥹) Ethan Lyons Galuten, who entered the world on Friday night at 2/23! He’s so strong just like his name 🩵🤍 And he smells like syrup. He’s my little pancake man! 🥞
Read more on @people: bit.ly/IlizaEthanPeople
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Kids never look at old pics of their mother and say “mom, you were so toned, it’s so embarrassing.” So my birthday message to you is always put your good pics on the internet. You’ll never be this young again…Happy to be healthy, this is 42 🎈
📸: monica baddar
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This #InternationalWomensDay I’m here to inform you that no woman WANTS to be a bitch.
My brand new special, Iliza Shlesinger: #ADifferentAnimal, premieres on TUESDAY on @PrimeVideo 🦍⚡️🦭
#IWD #IWD2025
@AmazonMGMStudio
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If the world were less weird we would show her face! But it isn’t! I hope you have a non-weird Valentine’s Day lol 💗 #valentinesday
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One of the days I'm most thankful to have married a chef 👨🍳 Happy #thanksgiving from our family to yours!!
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You’ll never look at a bra the same way again.
#HotForever, my 6th @Netflix special, streams October 11! 🫧💜🔥
@NetflixIsAJoke
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Six seconds well done 🤝
#ADifferentAnimal is streaming NOW on @PrimeVideo!
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When you look a little like the grinch and you're Jewish but you also love Christmas 🎄
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WE’RE SO EXCITED… that no one had to die when we made the announcement! 🌎 Remember, save the planet, our kids have to live here.
🩵 Can’t wait to welcome our baby boy in February 2024! Sierra and Tian Fu are waiting with so many toys!
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What does pizza in a pool have to do with anything? 🍕 absolutely nothing. But now that I have your attention... do you have tickets to see me on tour next year?! Get yours: bit.ly/ILIZATOUR ❤️🔥
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“It's what you do in the dark that puts you in the light.” - A quote I wish was from a real person but is actually from an Under Armour commercial. 🕎 #hanukkah
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Last birthday ➡️ this birthday
I love each birthday for what it is! And this one… is very big. 🦧
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In light of the recent (but also ongoing forever) anti semitic events in our country, I’ve made a list of just SOME of the life changing inventions/industries pioneered by Jews:
The Internet, The Teddy Bear, Ballpoint Pen, Google, Lasers, Pacemakers, Stainless Steel...
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DENVER! ball. so. hard. 🏀⛹️♀️
I’m coming to @BallArenaDenver on my #hardfeelingstour & just had to give you a crash course on @nuggets basketball before game 3 tonight!
#bringitin #nuggets #denvernuggets #MileHighBasketball #nba #NBAPlayoffs #NBAConferenceFinals
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What algorithm-friendly buzzwords did I miss?? 🦶🦶👣🐾 Come see me on tour!
#influencersinthewild
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✨ glitter speak ✨
#HotForever has been out for ONE WEEK! Watch on @netflix today to celebrate.
@NetflixIsAJoke
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Now that’s what I call comedy! Hope this artwork captures all of your elder millennial nostalgia dreams. #HotForever will be out on @netflix 10/11 ❤️🔥 Have I mentioned that my BOOK will be out that day, too?!? DOUBLE DOSE FOR YA! 🫧🌊🍬✨ @NetflixIsAJoke
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Standing for an hour at a time requires physical dedication! Stay hard ain’t gotta get hard 💪 My #hardfeelingstour kicks off in 73 days and I’m doing low weight, high rep! Get tickets for all shows: bit.ly/ILIZATOUR
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Let’s all remember the main reason to have a baby this Mother’s Day weekend…. BABY LEG!
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CELEBRATION MODE because TOUR STARTS THIS WEEK!!! Milwaukee, Chicago, & Grand Rapids - I’ll see you IN A FEW DAYS!! Get tickets for this week’s shows (and the whole tour) here: bit.ly/ILIZATOUR 🎉 🔥 🪩🍬 #HardFeelingsTour
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I look like I took everything in the divorce…
Do you have tix for the remaining 13 shows (for now 😈) of the get ready tour??
Get tix: bit.ly/ILIZATOUR
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Netflix Is A Joke
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“If you can solve these riddles three…” HOT FOREVER DROPS AT 3AM EST! Get your bras out and your armadillos ready! @NetflixIsAJoke @netflix
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Because flying makes my nose run.
Because I love scraping off dead skin.
Because I think we know where we are filming the 7th special in 2024.
Because I like to blow bubbles.
Because I like to think Epsom salts work.
I took a fun bath and took a picture.
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Still could pass this 6.5 month belly off as just a big sandwich… we’ll see you TONIGHT in RENO and TOMORROW in SAN JOSE! 🥪❤️🔥
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What I look like in my head when I’m headlining two Vegas shows tonight & tomorrow vs. what I actually look like right now…
See you soon, sin city 🎰
@WynnLasVegas #hardfeelingstour
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#AllThingsAside is OUT NOW! I’m so proud of this book and I think you’ll agree with all of my Absolutely Correct Opinions. Get your copy today: bit.ly/allthingsaside! 💜📖 A very special shout out to the incredible @margaretcho for writing the foreword!
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All Karens are women who complain, not all women who complain are Karens! Be careful how you label other women 😘 #karensgonewild #karen @NetflixIsAJoke
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Guys, sometimes just being tall is enough for us… #HotForever @NetflixIsAJoke
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Been living out my dreams of wearing two pairs of leggings everyday ❄️ REYKJAVÍK, I’ll see you TOMORROW (Jan. 10) at Háskólabíó. There are VERY limited tickets left, so get yours: bit.ly/ilizaiceland!! Okay, back being an arctic fox! I love this place. 🇮🇸
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In case you missed it… my pants and I had big news this week. My brand new special #ADifferentAnimal is out March 11 on @PrimeVideo 💪🦍🦭
@AmazonMGMStudio
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Jacked to be back. Always check my insta stories for local sets. New tour being announced very soon. See you out there, LA ✨ ⚡️ 🔋
📸 @JenRosenstein
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HAPPY 8th BIRTHDAY TO #CONFIRMEDKILLS! 🥳🧌 Party Goblin loves you… 🍸🧈🕺🥪🤳
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Now that I have your attention… MY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE IS LIVE: bit.ly/IlizaGiftGuide 🎁 Everything from kitchen supplies to self care products to clothes!! Also did you know tickets to a show makes the very BEST gift? Shop all: bit.ly/IlizaGiftGuide!!
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It’s #NationalBestFriendsDay… and Tian Fu is mine. Go to your local shelter or rescue group to adopt your new best friend 🐾 visit bestfriends.org to learn more!!
also tell me your dog adoption stories please 🥹
@bestfriends #savethemall
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Last Saturday night as the parents of only one child.
We fully leaned into being an American suburban family of 4 by going to Costco then going for Mexican in the valley. We are so excited to be holding our little boy around this time next week 🤞
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One year ago today we brought home our perfect little dandy man. Happy first birthday, Ethan!!
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I love you all so much, new fans and especially old and ancient. 2024 tour is gonna be massive. And all the U.S. cities who felt I “skipped” them, we were just saving you. Announcing soon. SEE YOU IN EUROPE AND UK next week!
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oh @JohnStamos 🥺🥺
netflix.com/us/title/8148599…
Just stumbled upon this brilliant special from Iliza Shlesinger Very powerful, very funny She seamlessly weaves humor with incredibly valid and important social commentary.- rare to watch someone balance that line so deftly. I don't know her just a new fan
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When you see the smut… busters.
Season 3 of #therighteousgemstones continues tonight!! 💎🙏
@StreamOnMax @HBO #streamonmax
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If you ask me about my marriage or my kids, my answer is the same for both, “I’m having the absolute best time.”
I love you @galuten - you make everything better. Happy anniversary! 7 years!
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Goblin Mode origin story. It all began with a girl… and her #PartyGoblin
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follow me this way to my gingerbread house... 🎄 #freezinghot
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THREE YEARS OF TIAN FU calls for a photo dump of our dumpling. Happy gotcha day, snow peach. 🍑❄️🥟🐾
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I refuse to lose my balance just because I’m turning into a ball of jelly who can’t remember where she put her keys.
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So excited I get to celebrate #nationaldaughtersday with my mom and that I’m a mom! Celebrating frontwards and backwards!
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Praise the Lord! 🙌 Strike is over and now I can properly say how much I LOVED being on Righteous Gemstones with this incredible cast!
Also, this is actually my natural hair… and what you see me in every day is the wig.
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No matter what this industry throws at me during the day, there’s always the crowds at night to make it all better🖤
📸: @troyconrad @HollywoodImprov
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WASHINGTON DC!! The bump and I are READY to see you tonight at the DAR Constitution Hall 🏛️ Early show is sold out, but my late night Party Goblins… there are still limited tix remaining for the 9:30pm show!! COME OUT! ❤️🔥🪩🧌 TICKETS: bit.ly/iliza114late
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Just know that I ate. And if you didn’t like the outfit, you starved. Those rumblings you are hearing are just your empty stomachs.
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It’s that Toad Hole time of year 🧌 Happy Galentine’s Day ladies 💌💍 #standup @NetflixIsAJoke @netflix
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DON’T PANIC PANTRY IS HERE!! 👨🍳 I’m so proud of Noah + all of the work he put into this cookbook! It was born out of the pandemic and blossomed into SO much more!! Get your copy today everywhere cookbooks are sold (or a signed copy here: bit.ly/signeddpp)! 😋❤️🔥🍝 @galuten
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🎺 PROUD TO ANNOUNCE 🎺
I moved to @PrimeVideo and I’m taking you all with me for my 7th special. And I can finally tell you we are filming it in…
SALT LAKE CITY!
Grab your sodas and your low ABV beers! See you in November!
🍺 🥤 🦍💗🪽🎥
Read more: bit.ly/IlizaPrimeVidAnnounce
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Respectfully, listen up. Iliza Shlesinger: A Different Animal premieres March 11 on @PrimeVideo.
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🚨 FEEL MY HARD FEELINGS! NEW TOUR 🚨 #HardFeelingsTour is coming to a city near YOU this year! 14 countries, 35 cities, one me. LET’S GO. Tickets go on-sale FRIDAY, but you can get presale tix WEDNESDAY at 10am local time with code ILIZA ❤️🔥⚡️ WHO’S EXCITED?!
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Three things you didn’t know about me on tour!
1) we always stay with family when we can
2) I do my own makeup!
3) I like to wander around alone backstage to take in the sights
#hardfeelingstour
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Always an honor and privilege to perform for our troops. What an unbelievable trip so far 🇯🇵🚁🛩️🇺🇸 @The_USO
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I’m sorry I didn’t talk to you during breakfast, I was busy making this post. Happy Father’s Day Noah and double HFD because it’s your first as a father of two! I AM HAVING THE BEST TIME WITH YOU!
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Sierra’s first dentist visit was a success so she was rewarded with a cookie. And the dental cycle continues. 🦷🪥🍪
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