yeh mera area hai aur meray area mein koi entrance nahi karna, okay? i hate me
disappointment land
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make money. invest in your looks. society is very cruel to broke women who aren’t conventionally attractive
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insta is for the rich lifestyle ppl. snapchat is for kids. facebook is for uncle/aunties. linkedin is for the overachiever successful ppl. inn sab mein twitter hi best hai. yahan koi kisi ko nahi janta par phir bhi sab mil kar rr kar rahay hain. apna apna sa feel hota hai yahan
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love is one of those things only “dumb” people get to experience in life. intelligent people overthink it, analyze it, and protect themselves out of it. love is emotional, messy, and irrational. if you’re too calculated, you’ll never know what being in love actually feels like
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one of my colleagues has been married for more than 12 years and he’s still obsessed with his wife like newly-weds. we keep a count on how many times he mentions her in a conversation & the numbers keep on increasing. it’s so cute seeing their love grow everyday mashallah
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there’s a difference between makkah and madinah. makkah breaks you to your core. you cry, pour your heart out, and leave your storm there. while madinah heals you. it softens your soul, lifts the weight off your chest, and makes you feel like your duas are already being accepted
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when will the world realize 9–5 was never designed for women?? the 40-hour workweek was made for men in the industrial era. women have shorter circadian rhythms, hormonal cycles, stronger stress responses, and quicker cognitive fatigue. it completely misaligns with our biology
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i’m convinced that men who own cats are green flags. cats are like women. they’re moody, independent, and affectionate on their terms. if he’s patient with a cat, he’ll likely be patient with a woman too. and if the cat loves him? you can tell that man’s got healing energy
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i thought nothing could beat sleeping in my mother’s lap until i took my last nap in masjid-e-nabwi before leaving madinah. i’ve never slept that peacefully in my life
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looking for a husband with no fb, no insta, no twitter, no dating app, no gfs, no exes, and no phone
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angrezon ka sahi hai, ek tou rozay nahi rakhtay ooper se saray thanday mulk bhi liye huye hain
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careem exited pakistan while indrive/yango crushed them with just one disruptive feature: user-driven pricing. i wonder why careem couldn’t adapt with better UX, pricing innovation, or a local strategy??
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chat i have a theory. ppl who live in colder, greener places are generally less aggressive, less toxic, and have better ikhlaq. maybe that’s why ppl in gilgit, hunza, skardu, and even canadians, seem nicer. garmi nahi hoti tou unka fazool mein meter bhi shaat nahi hua hota
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no one:
boys: meri ek ex thi. main uss se bohat pyaar karta tha but she cheated on me aur uske baad se i never caught feelings for anyone par pata nahi kyun tum mujhey achi lagnay lagi ho. you’re just different and i think i’m falling in love with you
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if someone puts 8 glasses of water in front of you and says 2 are poisoned, would you risk a sip? a sane person will avoid all 8. the same goes for women hearing “not all men” argument after domestic violence, rape, and abuse cases. it’s like saying “not all glasses are poisoned”
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when you go to an office or a building and find these seats, just know that your time is about to be wasted
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what if i marry a guy in an arranged setup and later when we add each other on socials, i discover he’s the same man who once sent me “hello dear yeh dp mein aap ho?” type cringe messages that i left on seen
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imam al-nawawi feared marriage because of the rights Allah gave a wife. he was afraid of falling short and being accountable. meanwhile pakistani men talk about four wives like it’s a joke. can y’all even handle the physical, emotional, and financial responsibility of one??
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this whole “who does chores vs who provides” debate is so dumb. when a man truly loves, he WANTS to provide. and when a woman feels safe in that love, she WANTS to nurture, cook, care, & build a home. you don’t force ur partner to do things, you inspire them to do it out of love
Marriage is scary. What if he needs a wife to keep his shoes, socks, belt, and underwear in the right place? I haven’t seen such a guy and pray that I won’t see such a guy .
#jamataqseem
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one of my sister’s friends has a horse and the only reason she works is to afford its care. she doesn’t want a car, house, or fancy trips. all she wants is that horse. and tbh i think that’s beautiful
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girls, always do a thorough investigation before accepting proposals of overseas pakistanis. write emails to the embassy and their company asking about their employment/visa status. if u got relatives in that country, ask them to visit the guy & ask his neighbours about him
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mama reconnected with her old school friend from canada after 30 years & she’s coming over for lunch today. she’s been cooking since last night for her friend. it’s cute. reminds me that she’s a girl too. desi moms really lose their social circle somewhere between husband & kids
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allow me to introduce y’all to the OG daddy of dry fruits. isse tou asli walay ameer hi afford kar saktay hain
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living in islamabad/pindi is all fun and games until some random protest blocks all the main roads every other day and you end up feeling like a hostage in your own city
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i saw a man at the kaaba crying his heart out at the yemeni corner. i thought if he’s complaining about someone, that person is finished. then it hit me, what if i’ve hurt someone so deeply that they cry to Allah about me? may Allah protect me from ever breaking a heart like that
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that bandana rickshaw girl went viral, got a blue tick, and probably made bank off one tweet. the way women can become overnight celebrities for literally doing nothing is insane. i think it takes real courage these days for a pretty woman not to cash in on her beauty
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chat why is islamabad so tiny?? you can’t go anywhere without running into someone you know and every new person you meet has at least 3 mutuals with you. it’s basically a group chat pretending to be a city
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i’m not saying women shouldn’t work or be financially independent. i’m saying we need a better model. one that’s sustainable for women. flexible hours, cycle-synced workloads, and rest-integrated productivity instead of the rigid 8-hour grind
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imagine the level of her deeds that Allah (swt) held back the entire world only so she could make tawaf of His sacred house alone
5 years ago today -
A woman performs Tawaf by herself.
Taken during the covid era.
#makkah
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mama: “band kar do AC, baksh do uski jaan. thak gaya ho ga bechara chal chal kar”
meanwhile fridge that’s been running non-stop for the past 19 years:
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kahin aap log bhool tou nahi gaye ke atoms having same atomic numbers but different mass numbers are called isotopes???
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just realized ke mera school assembly mein behosh ho kar girnay wala khuwaab tou kabhi poora hi nahi hua
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the pain you feel when everyone around you felt it was layla-tul-qadar but you felt nothing. you start doubting if your ibadat or your fasts were even accepted. you feel like you didn’t do enough. it is as if amongst all these pious believers, you stand nowhere<<<<
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my 1 y/o nephew swallowed my sister’s gold earring, stayed completely fine, and and then a few days later, that earring showed up in his diaper. kis mitti ka bana hai yeh bacha?? insane lore we’ll be embarrassing him with when he grows old
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fr i just wanna live in a time where people work 4 days a week, 4 hours a day. there’s so much more to life than just work
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hum ne tou “can we skip to the good part?” bola tha. 2022 ne good spring season wala part hi skip kar dia
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i'm a very private person. i'd be posting on social media all day and still live a life you don't know anything about
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a woman can't love two men at the same time. it's just not in her nature. when a woman is in love, she becomes blind to other men
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it’s experiences like these that make me believe “chand hasil ho jaye tou chand kahan lagta hai?” is all bullshit. jo hasil kar ke qadar na kar sakay, masla uske zarf ka hai
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if i’m not texting you, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t text me either, tum achay insaan ho tum tou kar saktay ho
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kisi ko tahajjud aur layla-tul-qadar mein maangnay se pehlay uss se khud bhi ek baar pooch lena. yeh na ho uska apna koi plan ho. woh kisi aur ko maang raha ho aur aap usse maang rahay hon. duaein cancel out na ho jayein
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only real ice cream eaters know hico praline is the most iconic and goated ice cream
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one minute you’re a teenager and the next minute, you’re a 27 year old senior citizen with their paon hanging by the qabar
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normalize slapping relatives who ask “aur batao, degree ke baad kya plans hain?” at every gathering
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nikkah ki lalach de kar aurat ki izzat se khelnay wala mard iska qarz apnay ghar se adaa karay ga
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i went for umrah, came back with a tan & acne scars from the desert sun. when i returned, the first thing some of my relatives said to me was “kitni dark ho gayi ho. shakal ka bera gharak ho gya. get some whitening injections warna nobody will marry you”🤡🤡🤡
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Allah se maango, phir maango, maangtay raho. Woh dega, wohi dega, kyunke wohi de sakta hai
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3 earthquakes and a hailstorm in just one week. it’s actually terrifying. feels like a wake-up call from Allah (swt) to reflect, fix our ways, and stand with the oppressed, especially palestinians. this ummah was meant to be one body, but we’ve grown numb. may Allah guide us all
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same goes with paki parents. in montessori, i once got 3rd position. right when my parents and i were called on stage to receive my trophy, my father announced in front of the entire school how nalaiq i was and that he was embarrassed of me. never felt more humiliated in my life
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sochti thi kisi ki ek jhalak ke liye koi itna pagal kesay ho sakta hai until it was my turn to be at this place
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so i found that a guy rejected me because “i wasn’t his type” and tbh, this is the best thing a guy could do. know YOUR type. have some standards. otherwise it’s just like u going to the market w/o knowing what u want to buy. girls are NOT meant for ur window shopping experience
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what is it with desi girls that most of us are allergic to artificial jewellery? if we wear nickel for more than 2 hours, we get rashes on ears, neck, wrists. did Allah (swt) wire our bodies to only accept gold and silver? rich girl skin, broke girl life. what is this behaviour??
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ppl ask me why i don’t believe in relationships. bro im literally that friend jis se sab apnay breakup ke messages likhwatay hain lmao
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this debate about women refusing to cook for husband’s parents and men wanting 4 wives makes no sense. have y’all ever seen a woman in love?? cooking tou choti cheez hai, aurat ka bas chalay tou woh apnay pasandida mard ke qadmon mein poori dunya la kar rakh de
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even if she was younger, early marriages were the norm back then. in the 1700s, girls could marry as early as 12. puberty marked eligibility. Aisha (RA) even had proposals before the Prophet (PBUH), so her marriage wasn’t considered child abuse/pedophilia like non-muslims argue
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i genuinely pity people who don’t know how legendary umar ibn al-khattab (RA) was. if you studied his life even a little, you’d pray to be raised alongside him on the day of judgement
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mama learned how to forward messages on whatsapp and now everyone’s getting “good morning phuppo” texts from her. once she accidentally went live on facebook and streamed the room ceiling with her convo with the house helper in the background for an hour. whot is this behaviour??
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my parents aren’t letting me attend my best friend’s nikkah cuz it’s “too far” in islamabad. like y’all i can drive?? but no, “raat ho jaayegi, sunsaan jungle hai, akelay nahi jana.” won’t even let me take uber/careem. what is this behavior???
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career ki tension mujhey sonay nahi deti. meray paas tou housewife ban’nay ka option bhi hai. can’t imagine how men deal with all this pressure to provide
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ayat al-kursi is truly miraculous. the symmetry is unreal. 2nd verse mirrors the 8th, 3rd with 7th, 4th with 6th, and the 5th verse ties it all together perfectly. not a single word is out of place. no human, no matter how skilled in language, could write something this precise
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that eefrah-shahrukh divorce is a reminder to keep your relationships private. nazar is real. not everyone wants to see you happy. the more you share your relationship online, the more people will pry if things don't work out
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so what exactly makes her horrible person? if the girl belongs to a rich family and they’re looking for a guy with a similar socioeconomic status, there’s nothing wrong. if the guy can’t afford her and the girl just can’t lower her standards, both should marry in their own class
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seedhi baat yeh hai that if you’ve found a good partner in this day and age, don’t flex them online. if things end tomorrow, ek ek ko explanation deni paray gi. happy couples exist but they don’t seek validation from others or social media. they know ppl love ruining good things
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some interactions are just weird. a guy once applied for a job i was hiring for but showed up late to the interview, so i rejected him. months later, i applied for a consultant role and turns out, he’s the CEO of that company, and now they want to hire me. what a small world!
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a woman’s intuition is no joke. there’s a reason why women excel more in HR, customer research, nursing, therapy, & ECE. even men like obama, steve jobs, and JFK regularly consulted their wives before major decisions. they knew women can spot blind spots and potential better
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just saw the story of this burger girl saying “yaar aaj roza bohat touch kar raha hai”. i think i’ve had enough internet today
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since you guys are all about yumna and wahaj these days, imma bring their best work to y’all
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