roland
@hrolnd

founding eng @extracard. helping friends @ somewhere warm and sunny. emulation nerd. homeowner arc inc. instagram.com/hrolnd

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roland.sh
Joined August 2015
Yesterday 17-year-old Roland launched his app, Try Not to Smile, on @ProductHunt. Today he’s smiling on the front page of the App Store. 😊 producthunt.com/posts/try-no…
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Replying to @coldhealing
How that shits gonna look
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Replying to @willyzsburner
Lit and chill breh
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Replying to @nizzyabi
imagine that opening the lane feels like decongesting your nose. you could just have bigger nostrils at all times, but you'd still get congested eventually. and boy does it feel good to breathe again when those nostrils do open up.
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holy shit you guys werent kidding, the latest mac + Airpods firmware beta is black fucking magic Apple figured out how to keep the same 48000khz sampling rate WITH THE MIC IN USE in headset mode no more air traffic control audio quality dips. if it comes to iphone, game changer
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Replying to @meowkoteeq
“Hold on one sec, the volume slider is flying away”
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Replying to @LudwigAhgren
Bait used to be believable
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Replying to @uwukko
im jus tryna find out where they got the pizza from
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Replying to @XShop
aaand its ruined. good night
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cheesecake hate is unacceptable i need you to log off now
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Am i insane, what is that Airpods case glyph?? it disappeared right away
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Replying to @ZackScott
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this is what runs on iCarly's iPear laptop
nitzu 🫧
@nitzukai
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modern macOS if it was AWESOME....
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Replying to @Dexerto
oh jesus christ ew
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Replying to @JBfromDC89
how can you forget girl, the boycott
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Replying to @dvassallo @MelindaBChu1
What im hung up on the blatant assumption of intentional malice here
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real talk, can someone explain how the fuck did apple fix my screen burn-in with a software update ??? i dont know whether to be mind blown or disappointed
MacRumors.com
@MacRumors
17 Oct 2023
iOS 17.1 Fixes iPhone Display Image Retention Issue macrumors.com/2023/10/17/ios…
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Replying to @victryena @vicwingly
not even congress gaf
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Replying to @dvassallo @MelindaBChu1
?
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reconsidering life path right now
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Replying to @binton_chill
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no way all of yall knew about this and said nothing to me
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Replying to @ValidHazelTrans
can i get uhhh trenta fuck you drink please
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Replying to @villaVistas
Hate to ruin it for you
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Replying to @hrolnd
airpods case+headphones
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my safari has been criminally broken for the past 3 weeks, turns out this is why
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Replying to @computer_gay
no Dan no not yet
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Apple Intelligence™
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Replying to @DMichaelTripi
We’re officially inches away from this becoming real and not just a meme edit
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Replying to @magickbones @magikbones

ALT Hawk Tuah Hawktuah GIF

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Replying to @omegabyte07 @OmegaByte07 @archer_uwu
Fed
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Replying to @samleecole
I respectfully disagree with your opinion and I believe the article's main purpose is to get attention. It's a shame the article presents PewDiePie in such a slanderous, disgraceful and malicious way ☹️
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Replying to @TheMagaHulk
you are mentally ill. see a therapist
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Replying to @_AlexHirsch @kimmonismus

ALT Based Oshawott GIF

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Replying to @GasSpares
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Replying to @AlsikkanTV
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Benjamin Button be like
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no way he just told everyone to download a white image from google to fill a solid layer in photoshop
Macro - מקרו - Μάκρο - ماكرو - მაკრო - マクロ - 𒈠𒀝@kriterin
13 Jun 2023
Replying to @kriterin
Then crop the image to be bigger, then get a solid white image from Google and copy it
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Replying to @VorosTwins
gotta respect the effort
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Replying to @draggles
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Replying to @SPACEGHOSTDERP
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Replying to @yuriiiiButAStar
yo mama so fat she trapped earth inside her giant void
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Replying to @GaryLHenderson @SethfAaronson @BookPeople
Feels rough when someone actually achieves something?
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hows your day going
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A dream coming true. Article featuring me, my story and my apps, on the front page of the App Store 🤯😊 itunes.apple.com/us/story/id…
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best guess is its some hidden proprietary hardware *cough thread radio* but who knows unsure how far in generations this goes back to (only tried the usb c pair)
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Replying to @DeltyThe73rd
This is genius wtf
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Replying to @WizzieLalker
Oh not that scam shit
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Replying to @wydtravis_
your mother doesnt love you
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Sweet to meet you 🥰 Have a great time! @ijustine #WWDC19
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Replying to @AwesSK1
gotta start somewhere
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Replying to @MorePerfectUS
"plus 10% at checkout"????????
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Basic summary of the Apple Card
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upsetting that i havent seen it sooner
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Replying to @jcub2x
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Replying to @danvarvatos @javroar
MY FUCKING MUTED KEYWORD STOPPED WORKING
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Replying to @victryena @vicwingly
god that looks so good rn
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Replying to @litudev_
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Replying to @AMITNKALRA
i knew i saw something rush in and out of my usb port
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Replying to @luciascarlet
but but react native in the start menu
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Replying to @cb_doge @AskSnehasish
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Replying to @Nintendeal
this is what happens when u play scarlet / violet for more than 4 hours
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Replying to @vampalyxx
“Place ur pc like this or this or this” ?????????????????????
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Replying to @localdrain
Literally anything else
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Here we go!! Can't wait to meet you all of you (again)! 🥳 #WWDCScholars
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Replying to @brainberry24 @aAsskwjeh
nor can u bitch cuz nobodys sleeping w your sorry ass
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Replying to @renoclouds @SEElNGS0UNDS @tylerthecreator
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Detecting ASL signs using Machine Learning, and learning ASL lullabies using ARKit 🤗 Check out my scholar submission for #WWDC19: piped.video/watch?v=M-qtaV6l…
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Replying to @imblindboy
that one mom with this phone ringtone
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This is insane! I won a WWDC2018 scholarship!! 😱 I'm so honored! #WWDC #WWDCScholars @EEhare
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At Bash with Craig Federighi, hbu? 😎 #WWDC19
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Replying to @ethannames @baIIed @this_vid
what are you tryna download??
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Replying to @Trainwreckstv
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Replying to @ItsDGenerator @NorthernIion_LP
life used to be so simple
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Replying to @WallStreetApes
How can any human being have a problem with this? Why not then ever talk about the VA veterans who were never deployed, claiming thousands on disability per month til the end of their lives?
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Replying to @skimpybun_
Speed following the 12 principles of animation
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Replying to @malenatudi
WE WON
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Replying to @anangelcriied_
Carrie Coon
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Replying to @Rigsychu @roflgatorOW
No way InputLag=0 is a real setting
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Replying to @SnazzyLabs @SnazzyQ
"babe, im trying to make those eggs but the fucking pan is updating"
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i turned 18 today 🥳
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Everyone 👏 hates 👏 timezones. My latest project, 🕒 Timezoner (tbd) is a Mac tool, that lets you convert timezones quickly in a screenshot-like snap 📸 Coming soon! Subscribe on @ProductHunt 👉 producthunt.com/upcoming/tim…
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Replying to @vrus77
severance
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Replying to @Nintendeal
i cannot believe theres an actual tangible CHANCE Mario Galaxy is really coming back
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Replying to @ryanvogel
The downdetector regime propaganda does not want you to know this
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Replying to @lucks_de @MarioBrothBlog
This is hilarious
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its time
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there it is. after 2 years, against all odds EB-1 in the books 🫡🦅🗽
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That's it. Today I graduated high school 🎓 It's finally over. I'm free now.
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Replying to @Etika @EtikaWNetwork
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How is no one talking about this??? piped.video/FwCdDCAsD-8
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normalize letting cs grads raise a few mil to get an office and hang out for a few years “but what are they building, wheres the product” idn, who cares, why do you care. are you gonna snitch? thats his and his board meetings problem not yours
Marvin von Hagen
@marvinvonhagen
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not even 1:30 am and @mollycantillon already passed out again. ngmi
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Replying to @Switch2Stock
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Replying to @MacRumors
oh thank god ive been hearing this in my car and i thought someone bugged my car 💀
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Hypeee #WWDC
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Replying to @yandhiisntreal
you can repeat it as much as you want, its meant so you don't forget about it
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mood #wwdc19 #wwdcscholars
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Replying to @idiotpeach
dan hentschel ass post
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Replying to @fultzyn @ogmaxb
Are we listening to the same thing?
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🚀 Try Not To Smile was launched a month ago. Today the app surpassed 1.1 million total video views 🎬👀😍, along with 21K users and 7.2M App Store impressions 😱 @TNTSmileApp @ProductHunt 👉 producthunt.com/posts/try-no…
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