I have an MBA in finance.
I'm a Registered Investment Advisor.
I didn't know what money was until I studied #bitcoin
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A buddy, in his mid-40s, was proud to tell me he finally saved 100k in his 401k. He thinks he can get to a million in 20 years and retire comfortably. He also drives a 100k car and has no equity in his house (takes it out to vacation). He's not dumb but is clueless. It's sad.
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#Bitcoin went up 10% in the last 24 hours. Wall Street money managers get PAID if they hit 10% annually.
Do you all see what's about to happen here?
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I put my entire life's saved time and energy (savings) into Bitcoin. If Bitcoin fails, I'll have to work until the day i die and i will have let down my family. Real talk.
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I've hodled Bitcoin for 8 years now. Never sold one sat.
8 years! Crazy.
Time flies.
🔥
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You guys seriously wouldn't believe how much Bitcoin talk there is going on right now inside tradfi firms. I feel like I'm working in Bitcoin.
#Bitcoin is living rent-free in their fiat infested minds.
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A fun facet of #bitcoin is that either it is going to $0 or $100k; but if it goes to $100k, then it'll surely go to $250k and then $1 million, then $2 million and then up forever, Laura. This is the best asymmetric bet of our lifetimes. Act accordingly.
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In retrospect, their playbook was obvious-
Step 1. Approve ETFs to defang bitcoin
Step 2: KYC everybody
Step 3: Eliminate self-custody
Step 4: Tax the shit out of everybody
This is our fight for sovereignty.
STAY FROSTY & HODL ON!
#bitcoin
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The average American house is currently about $430k.
One #Bitcoin will be worth more than that within 24 months.
Buckle in. It's go time.
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On a cold Colorado night with a foot of fresh snow and temperatures down to 0, our furnace didn't need to kick on once. I opened the fresh air intake, set the HVAC fan to run all day and the #bitcoin miner twins heated the house.
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I know who needs to hear this (person in my DMs), but I've stacked at least $1k every single month for over 5 years. I've held every sat I've acquired for almost 10 years now. I am officially in do whatever I want whenever I want mode and I don't care what anyone else thinks. Lol
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The Bitcoiners dilemma: do you want a lambo at 35 like every other jackass or an offgrid, self-sustaining citadel that will support your bloodlines for generations at 50?
I made my choice.
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In the last bear market, I was hodling alone, using zero social media and not knowing that #bitcoin Twitter was even a thing. It's much more fun to be here with you all. Cheers 🍻
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The 10x that Bitcoin will do from $100k to a milly is much more of a sure thing than when it went from $10k to $100k and even moreso than the one from $1k to $10k and so on...
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Get your sats off your Ledger is the new get your sats off the exchange.
#bitcoin
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Ya'll scared? I have a lil stack stuck in an IRA invested in #btc that's down 300k. I've been "advised" to re-think my allocation. F that. These MFs underestimate my resolve. I have prestone running through my pure blooded veins. I've never sold a sat and will hodl, forever Laura
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If your tires don't look like this before you start to think about new ones, you're short #bitcoin
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My Tesla photovoltaic panels consistently produce more power than needed (its always sunny in Colorado). Now, that excess power, rather than being sold back at wholesale price, is used to create magic internet money via #bitcoin mining. It's truly incredible. 🤯
🌞 ➡️⚡️➡️ ₿
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When he left #Bitcoin, Satoshi said he was moving on to other projects. What could have been more important?
🤔
I keep thinking he will be dropping the time travel white paper or cure for all diseases any day now...
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There once was a dream that was Bitcoin... this is not it.
ETFs
MSTR
Blackrock
Governments
"Institutional grade" custodians 🤮
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I can honestly say I've stacked nearly all I could over these last few years. I am ready. No regrats. Sned the pamp. #Bitcoin
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The next 90 minutes could get very interesting if there isn't enough #bitcoin to buy to balance the books.
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"I was going to invest $300k into #Bitcoin when you told me to at $20k but procrastinated and forgot. Is it still a good idea?" 🤦♂️
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Gm.
I like Odell.
I like Saylor.
I don't agree with everything that either one says.
I feel zero need to pick sides.
Is that controversial?
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Buy Bitcoin, send to cold storage and chill.
There is no need to take unnecessary risk with leverage or staking.
Ps - I am a financial advisor
Pss - This is not financial advice
Psss - If you were actually my client. I'd give this same advice and it would be financial advice
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Me, after checking my phone for the first time today. #Bitcoin
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This will 80% of #Bitcoin Twitter, approximately 2 minutes and 3 seconds after the ETF is approved.
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Etherium is nothing more than a barnacle hitching a ride on #bitcoin
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At the gym, having a good workout and noticed I had 500 followers. Was thinking about how I'd tweet that I appreciate the #bitcoin plebs. Went to start typing and was back down to 499. 🤣🤣🤣 Regardless, I appreciate you all! 🙏
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I've been buying #bitcoin on Strike since September of 2021. This week, my bank blocked debit card transfers to strike. Operation chokepoint is real, but it won't stop me from acquiring more corn. Time for a new bank.
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The Lummis announcement was a nothing burger and the Trump/Bukele call will be a nothing burger but with queso.
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Why #bitcoin adoption takes time:
This week, I spoke with 2 clients (about $300 million in combined assets) about adding BTC as an investment option within their accounts.
They're interested and want to speak about it in depth in their next meeting in 3-6 months...
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Never scared. Buying the fucking dip,crazy 8s.
For old times' sake... #stackchain #stackjoin
#Bitcoin
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If Bitcoin hits $74k and makes a new ATH today, I'll stack $74.74 to celebrate.
Who is with me?
LFG. 🔥
🚀🌙
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I don't care what anyone else does with their fiat.
However, last cycle, I saved a family friend from getting rugged for 3 btc by steering her away from a staking scam.
She thanked me with tears in her eyes after they went under.
If my post can help one more pleb... worth it.
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Saylor doesn't believe the #bitcoin ETF is priced in, do you?
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It's actually completely loco to think about the fact that my entire life savings is in something that didn't exist when I studied finance while getting my MBA. 🤯
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I dont want my node to be a database, I don't care about this cycles' new yield product, I don't care about the new btc treasury company drop.
I am here to separate the money from the state.
Few (unfortunately).
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My #bitcoin is safe.
My cold storage signing device is inside a Faraday cage, inside of a safe. My words are separately secured in a fireproof box.
I am a simple tech illiterate pleb.
Self custody is not hard.
Do it.
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I know this sounds really retarded, but $100k by halving day. Iykyk.
#bitcoin
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If #bitcoin only went to $615,420.69 by the end of 2025, would you be ok with that?
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I've been a registered investment advisor (RIA) for almost 20 years now.
The worst financial decision i ever made was getting an MBA.
The best financial decision I ever made was stacking and hodling Bitcoin.
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I don't post my eggs often, but when I do, it's because I pulled them perfectly from my cast iron pan.
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The ETF holding boomers that are now in the green get to brag about how smart they are to their boomer friends when they see the #Bitcoin ETF commercials during the Super Bowl.
They collectively have $30 trillion in assets. Game theory is fun. Just sayin...
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We do push-ups. The fiat price of #Bitcoin goes up. It really is that easy.
#100adaytill100K
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The Bitcoiners hating on newer Bitcoiners for being excited about seeing NgU for the first time are the ones I don't want at my halving party.
Save that hate for the shitcoiners, scammers and larps.
Good vibes only for #Bitcoin 🤙
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Y'all think you hate $58k now? Just wait till #bitcoin rips to $420k, then back to $58k. 😂
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The loins are tingling. $58k is coming. Soon™️
#bitcoin
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Do you know what's not priced in?
You.
Hodling through the bear. Relentlessly stacking. Constantly improving. Giving no Fs. Beautiful, unapologetic psychopath.
It's not easy, but that's why fortune favors the bold.
#bitcoin
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4 years ago today, as the world was about to change, I decided to put at least $1k per month into Bitcoin and converted every other investment asset that I possibly could to #bitcoin
So far, so good 🔥
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I was told there would be a #bitcoin supply shock, and increasing demand, creating a rocket ship to the moon, but I am still not having fun being poor, and its not okay, because I haven't received my eternal riches or big tiddy bitches.
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Gm.
I don't care if you MSTR or not.
However, staking #bitcoin to try to get a 5% yield is straight up retarded.
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The supply shock is coming. It's been programmed into the code. Code is law. I can't stop it. You can't stop it. No one is prepared for what's coming next. You are not bullish enough.
#bitcoin
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Buy bitcoin, send it to cold storage, stay solvent and chill. It's getting interesting 🍿
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I'm going to be on a Boeing each of the next 3 days. What could go wrong?
It's been an honor and a pleasure stacking with you psychopaths 🫡
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It takes a rare breed to have the level of conviction that we have in hyperbitcoinization, knowing that when it happens, we'll be set for life but still penny pinching every day in the fiat world to stack every sat possible.
I salute you, psychopath plebs of #bitcoin
🫡
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Diversification is a psyop used to make those who lack conviction feel better about being average.
Don't be average. Believe in yourself, go all in and fucking win.
#bitcoin
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My friend, who I've been trying to get to buy #bitcoin since 2017, always has the excuse that she has no extra cash. She just bought a $95k car. Smh. HFSP.
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In a decade, people are going to look back and say Bitcoin was the most obvious trade of the past 10 years for anyone paying attention.
Today, however, few are paying attention.
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Confession time, I mostly want Bitcoin to hit $100k soon so I can walk into Thanksgiving family dinner like this.
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To the IRS agent that was assigned to me but is now laid off: Well, it's been a fun little cat and mouse game, but all good things come to an end. You don't have to go away mad, just go away. Have fun with your new job at H&R Block. 😂
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Fight or flight?
It's time to seriously consider this question.
#bitcoin
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I'm not saying we are back in a bull market, but the wifu moved some of my #Bitcoin art from my office to the main level, so yeah, we're back.
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My reaction to seeing the class of 24/25 buying btc treasury companies over real Bitcoin.
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My friend asked me to go to Vegas to gamble on March Madness, golf and party.
We talk for a bit and I mention to him that I don't enjoy gambling.
His response was: "But you buy #Bitcoin every day."
Me:
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I've bought under $6k and above $60k. The price is noise in the short term. It's an accumulation game. The important NgU is your sat score. Everything else will fall into place with the right time preference.
#bitcoin
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If your net worth is over $500k and you don't have 21 #bitcoin already, stop being poor and buy some corn. Ffs.
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If the bear market ended today, would you be happy with your #bitcoin stack?
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Wife: are you going to go to work or just look at your phone all day?
Me: well, we already made more in fiat gains than what our mortgage originally cost this week, so...
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Verified, not verified. Idc. Follow me or dont. All good. Stack sats. Be good. Enjoy life. 🧡
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Made it to the top of Colorado today. If #Bitcoin won't take me higher, I'll do it myself. 🏔
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