I write stuff. Sometimes funny. Sometimes philosophical. Mostly lame. But, hopefully relatable! 🤪
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Festivals don't feel the same anymore.. Maybe, because we're all so broken, exhausted and grown up that we have stopped enjoying the little things in life that used to make it wholesome before :)
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This guy had a really bad day, he failed an exam, his gf left him, and he also fell off the bike, after all this, he's sitting here and having chai-biscuit with no sign of sadness. Men are simple creatures 😭😭
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Wtf is hookup culture? Let's watch a beautiful sunset together and talk about our traumas and dreams and everything that we are so incredibly passionate about!
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Parents allowing you to go on a trip is more shocking than them not allowing you to go on a trip.
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Because of these Instagram reels, I was singing "kundi lagalo saiyyan tumhare ko jannat dikhati mein" unconsciously in front of my dadi 🥲
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Turned 26 yesterday!!! 😛💕
Budhe hote Jaa rahe hein lekin bachkani harkaton se baaz nhi aare bhai 😂🤦🏻♀️
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So this guy and I started talking on Tinder a year ago and instead of "sup" he wrote "soup" and that became our thing noww. Look at us now 😭😭
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Me trying to rebuild my best friend's image in front of my mom after they said "bhemchod" out loud in my house.
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Having a boy bestfriend is like having an emotionally unstable son who just wants you to help them find a gf. 😂🤣
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"Right person, wrong timing"
-Seriously, the most hurtful and the hardest to accept shit ever!
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Apni hi generation ke logon ke sath generation gap feel karne lage ho toh bhai old school ho tum!
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A hopeless romantic, filmy person almost always ends up with an emotionally inexpressive, non-filmy person.
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"Pura paper NCERT mein se aayega" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Two broken hearts may or may not heal each other or fall in love but they sure will have some of the best conversations about love and life.
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Duniya ka sara guilt ek taraf aur fitness freaks ki gym stories aur posts dekhte huye junk food thoosne ka guilt ek taraf
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So my tinder match broke hiss phone yesterday and this is what I see in my balcony this morning 😭💓
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Mazak mazak mein sarcastic replies de deti hu phir overthink krti hu ki shit yaar! Itna rude bhi nhi hona chahiye tha mujhe :/
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When you're trying to give relationship advice to your friend who's in a toxic AF relationship for the 1000th time and they still don't understand:
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Itni mushkil se "singlehood is the best" mein believe karwati hu khudko saala phir koi na koi byaah racha leta hai idhar. 🙂
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Apna favourite gaana kisi temporary ch*tiye ko dedicate karne ka gham alag hi level hit karta hai bhai.
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That first bath you take in your own bathroom after coming back home from a long trip>>>>>>>>>>
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Before Instagram: Nature lover
After Instagram: pluviophile, nephophile, phalanaphile, dhimkanaphile.
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That craving to have a deep, meaningful conversation with someone who understands you in ways you can't explain>>>>>>>>>>>
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I don't know what's worse? Having no one to share your achievements with or having a person who remains unbothered by all of it?
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"If you're meant to be, they will find you.."
-An introvert who never leaves the house and wants their soulmate to magically appear in their room out of nowhere.
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Drinking adrak wali chai and laughing your heart out with your mom after a long, hard day:
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Teaching your grandparents how to use technology is literally time well spent! They are the absolute cutest ❤️✨
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I have become such a "Ghar ghussu" insaan that now if I say I went out it literally means I went out to the terrace. 🥲
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Adulting is normalising crying before going to bed just to wake up the next day as if nothing happened and continuing life.
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Too scared to be in a relationship, too old school to go for anything that's just physical. Y'all feel me?
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People are good. Sometimes, not for you. And it's the toughest reality to accept and move on from.
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Me, watching my mom's favourite TV serial with her, not knowing sh*t about what's happening:
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Saw "The Lunchbox" today... Yeh line zehen mein utar gayi bilkul :) What a beautiful movie! ❤️
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Adulting is:
1. Waking up.
2. Trying to make sense of whatever the f*ck is happening in your life.
3. Failing miserably in doing so.
4. Going back to sleep.
*Repeating the same for the next 50 years of your life.*
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Mujhse toh rajai tak chhodi nhi jaa rahi aur log itni aasaani se insaano ko chhod dete hein.
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Somedays, I wanna make "playdate" edits on myself. Other days, I don't even feel like looking at myself. Both days are important in their own ways.
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Aasan hai kya bheed mein rehkar bhi akela mehsoos karna aur phir ussi akelepan se ishq sa ho jaana?
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Some people make me realise that love is the scariest shit there ever is and then there are some people that make me believe in that shit all over again.
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