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lenape land (nyc)
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Made a website where you can explore Wikipedia like it's a file system on your desktop:
explorer.samismith.com/
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me and my west coast friends checking in on each other in these historical, unprecedented times
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“Fascism is coming” i got put into handcuffs and thrown into jail last week for holding a door open for someone in the subway station in the bluest city in the bluest state
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At a student protest at The New School, NYPD was caught on camera removing a handcuffed woman from a police car to unbutton her shirt and grope her chest multiple times.
NYPL is closed on Sundays, but NYPD gets millions of dollars in overtime to violate women.
📸 @democracynow
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don't let anybody tell you ICE is underfunded, they're conducting an armed military raid on the Canal Street vendors right now and they brought a bearcat to combat the knockoff hermes bags
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Mayor Eric Adams at a town hall last week:
“I am the pilot, and you are all passengers. Pray for me to land the plane, cause there’s no parachutes on this plane, we’re all going down together.”
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If they feel comfortable doing this in public, in front of a crowd and news cameras, imagine what they do behind closed doors. Abolish the police and especially the NYPD.
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He was being held in a prison and had no ability to make any choices about seeking his own healthcare, food, water, sleep, mobility, mental health, and exercise. So yes, ICE is responsible for his well-being while in custody.
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mom can you come pick me up, my PS5 restock account pivoted to an at-home pandemic test restock account
BinaxNOW COVID‐19 Antigen Self Test (2 Count) available at Walmart ($14, regional availability) bit.ly/3n2uRxo #ad
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one day I'm going to invite all of my very different genres of friends to the same party and they are all going to be so confused about my life
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like calling someone WHAT
I went to Manila, Philippines to visit my virtual assistants last week
We have worked together closely for over 1 year now
I could not run my life without their help!
They picked me up at the airport in a new car that one bought thanks to her job with me
Then I took them out for lots of meals, like the Chinese hot pot buffet in this photo
They taught me some words in Tagalog
One day we had a big work meeting
We talked about all the things I do, future plans, etc
They asked me a lot of questions and it was helpful for all
We talked about my book “The 2-Hour Cocktail Party” and all the things we have planned next
They support my readers for party coaching and helping me give out advice on how to make friends and help people grow their networks
It was pretty great!
I’m so glad that I went to visit them
But I realized that calling them “virtual assistants” isn’t a fair term
It feels outdated, like calling someone Oriental
These are real team members — not a SaaS or a line item expense
So I think I’ll stop using the term VA or Virtual Assistant soon
I’m thankful for their help and plan to hire another person soon to continue to grow my team
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same outfit, different fonts
ALT two people in the subway, both with green tops, black bottoms, black boots, and black masks
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just remembered this extremely staged and badly acted video from the police department that brought you “crime is definitely bad in the subway that’s why we need the national guard to inspect your bag”
Welcome to NYC!
Even as our Detectives investigate crimes they’re attacked by emboldened criminals, who have quickly realized there are no consequences for law breakers in our city.
The DEA is calling for this violence to be fully prosecuted as we look to file civil charges.
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me, three hours into a house party:
ALT I am tired of earth, these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives
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it’s genuinely hard to find real information in The New Twitter™️, so here is (as far as I can tell), a thread of reputable orgs working in Palestine to distribute aid, that are accepting immediate donations, with links:
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I was invited in 2014 to a ballpit, I said no. Kind of scary that I could have been in it
ALT the dashcon ballpit
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highly recommend having older friends because they love telling you that you have your whole life ahead of you
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trying to decide if a tech party deserves my hottest fits or if they would be wasted on a demographic that typically wears free conference t-shirts to Michelin star restaurants
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Shang-Chi isn't a superhero movie, it's a movie about how hot 59 year-olds can be
ALT Michelle Yeoh in Shangchi
ALT Tony Leung in Shangchi
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here’s your reminder that I am:
- bisexual
- biracial
- bicoastal
- bipedal
- biweekly
- bitter
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no one really talks about how incredibly lonely it is not having a relationship with your family.
By default most people come into the world with people who look out for them, but if you didn’t, you have to earn that love from the world
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as a bisexual woman, married couples sometimes think I'm trying to sabotage their union. That's why this pride month I'm partnering with the CIA to
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today nyc became a real city
Globally renowned Taiwanese chain Din Tai Fung announces first NYC location ny.eater.com/2022/2/23/22947…
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I can’t relate to euphoria because someone once offered me a beer in high school and I said “no thank you, I’m 17”
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Dang I should have known the one thing holding me back in my career was the lack of a man’s encouragement 😔
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I hate gay halloween wdym you’re the polka dot dress lady from the canal street ICE raids
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them: “so what are you in here for?”
me: “for ‘giving access to transit facilities’”
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no date I go on will ever be better than the time a guy brought me to the house of a wildlife sanctuary employee, and I got high and held a baby grey fox like a human baby
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cops telling a handful of protestors to not walk in the street while blocking an ambulance by being in the street. Sounds about right
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my (white) roommate and I are engaged in a cultural exchange, I show him how to make staple dishes like zaru soba and lumpiang shanghai, and he introduces me to the exotic food of his people, like pasta salad
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results may vary but being nice to people has been better for my career than any formal education
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we used to be a country. A proper country
ALT interior of fry's electronics store with a giant spaceship
ALT exterior of fry's electronics store with a giant train
ALT exterior of fry's electronics store with a mayan pyramid
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saw two proposals in the span of 20 min on the ice skating rink, so statistically if I stay here long enough, I will get engaged
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the main reason I can never move back to California is because the humidity here has made my hair amazing
ALT a selfie of me walking with headphones in and very wavy hair
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it's my birthday
ALT shen yun parody poster, but my face is on all the dancers celebrating 30 years of human civilization march 2022 Sami Yun A bicoastal bday celebration buy a drink for me, for you, for someone new
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people that date just to complain about their dates are weird. Someone dedicated a portion of their very valuable day just to spend time with you, why would you insult them on the internet for being more awkward than you?
not every life experience has to be content/clout 🥴
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This is Stuart Seldovitz, Deputy Director/Senior Political Officer in the US State Department's Office of Israel and Palestinian Affairs from 1999 to 2003.
gothamgr.com/ss
This man wearing a green jacket was berating and harassing a halal cart vendor off 83rd and 2nd Ave in NYC. Does anyone know who this man is? Planning to report to the authorities.
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The individual has been identified by Vice as Stuart Seldowitz.
Seldowitz was deputy director/senior political officer in the U.S. State Department’s Office of Israel and Palestinian Affairs from 1999 to 2003.
vice.com/en/article/7kx
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accidentally cyberstalked the wrong person instead of a tinder match and now I have a crush on some random librarian in SoCal 🙄
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By the time Rihanna was my age she had released eight albums and won nine Grammys.
Also, by the time Ted Bundy was my age he had killed 30 people.
It seems I have some catching up to do.
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how I feel being at a bar that is showing the world cup
ALT that one picture of woman in the packed gay leather bar
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New York is too small, I just walked into a house party that was at the same apartment I had a failed tinder hookup in a year ago
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A tale of two cities tonight:
SF used 100 police to trap and arrest a small group of peaceful protestors including a 14-year old boy and a journalist.
Oakland cops stayed mostly out of sight and protestors broke out into a midnight dance party.
Dance party at 14th and Broadway now, with the few hundred folks left from the fuck the curfew protest tonight in oakland
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filmed a guy getting arrested on the sidewalk and he gave me his IG to send the footage, I look him up and this man is going live from his cell 💀
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every day my building gets a delivery of bread and every day my doorman saves me an extra loaf for when I get home and tbh I think this is the best relationship I’ve ever been in
ALT baguette
ALT another baguette
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what I asked for vs what I got
ALT ash green hair very dark and almost brown
ALT me with bright ass joker green hair wtf
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after six months of living in nyc, I finally went to xian famous foods. my loss for not going earlier 🤤
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if you want to know what it’s like to have a megaviral tweet, it’s basically just been everyone I’ve ever known messaging me to say they saw me posted in their work slack
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I've been rejected by:
❌ my crush
❌ my cat
❌ my parents
❌ the App Store
❌ Raya
❌ @premiumbusiness
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taking a break from looking at the murder of children funded by my federal taxes by watching videos of students getting brutalized by the police funded by my local taxes
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🚨 it's happening this is not a drill 🚨
ALT "popular japanese store daiso to open new nyc location" headline
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