many will enter, few will win
fear street
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my profile on here got banned because i said i wanted to edge a man until he cries
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a family just stopped me on the street and asked me why this horrifying tower has no windows
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ice cream season is ending. but ice cream with a jacket on season is just beginning
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oh, that's my emotional support grocery store i go to every other day to buy 2 things from
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everyone knows that cash is fake money. debit card is real money. credit card is real money but in a bad way. and paying for things by tapping your phone is the fakest money of all
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it's important to have that one friend you can really just go insane to. really just full tilt crazy and they are like "yeah"
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there's a man here with an a24 hat on who just told me his whole grift is saying he's working on a documentary about craft cocktails and seeing what he can get for free
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standing on the street excitedly explaining brutalism to a bunch of tourists. a lot of you would die for the fucking chance
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baked cookies for the line cooks yesterday and now some of the ones who wouldn't talk to me are saying good morning. so don't ever let anyone tell you stardew valley doesn't imitate real life
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just saw someone say baseball is boring and it brings me no pleasure to report that no it is not. it is actually very fun to sit there and drink a beer and eat a hot dog and yell at guys who are far away
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you'll never let me down, bacon egg and cheese on a roll with salt pepper mayo and a hashbrown in the middle
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new thing i want to do more than anything in the world just dropped
Community note
Putting fragile glass bulbs in the mouth may be a bad idea, but this is a hoax.
Most mouths are too small to fit a standard bulb, but if inserted, they can be removed.
piped.video/watch?v=ck8kxo…
There are no documented medical cases of bulbs getting stuck but bulb-related burns/cuts are easy to find.
hospital-data.com/accidents/627-
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one of my top ten favorite things you can see in new york is a couple who is clearly not enjoying their vacation at all
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cat at the halal meat market saw me looking through the window and ran up to the door to wait for me to open it
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to be seen like this by someone who loves you is such a spectacularly beautiful thing
Val Kilmer and Cher used to date (long ago) and they remained good friends after. She wrote a little blurb (about Tombstone!) for his book of poems @a24 released, “Cowboy Poet Outlaw Madman.” #RIPValKilmer
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thinking about the girl who brought me coffee from texas and joked that i would have to ration it out for special occasions. my friend, i do not save my good things. being alive is as special an occasion as it gets
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posted this video on instagram and one of my oldest baker best friends responded and told me to never change
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*beastie boys voice* when up on the ROOF there arose such a CLATTER, i sprang from BED to see what was the MATTER
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"i'm not here to make friends." that's too bad for you. i seek the divine in every interaction i am offered
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nosferatu is a movie that isn't afraid to ask, what if there were a lot of rats. like soooooooo many rats
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my best friend is trying to explain how he doesn't get lost on the subway anymore and when gently pressed about his method he told me "so basically i figured out the train goes in two directions"
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david lynch loves living in a world where all men want is the honest shining love of a good woman and all women want is something distant, frightening, and intangible
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reacting to having a crush the same way everyone else does: i suddenly feel the need to hide all signs of my deep mental illness while simultaneously exhibiting the worst symptoms of mental illness i've ever experienced in my life
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thinking about going to the psychic i found on google who keeps getting 1 star reviews because he won't stop threatening clients
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thinking about the dishwasher we hired once who said in his interview that ever since he was a kid his passion was washing dishes. that if he sees a dish on the side of the road he picks it up so he can give it a wash later
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i thanked one of the line cooks for breakfast and he said "oh, i'll cook breakfast for you any time." oh brother
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keep honking! i'm ruminating on a relationship that ran its course appropriately but was nevertheless formative to who i am as a person today
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shout out to the pilot G2 .07mm. best pen out there by far. just gushy enough. y'all know what i mean
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if my parents were turned into pigs, i would simply enjoy my new life in a haunted japanese theme park
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my laundromat guy just said very seriously "i want to show you something" and then pulled this out
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me, aquariums as a special interest: this guy's ph is going to crash the tank 😞😞😞
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when i was a teenager i saw the dresden dolls open for nine inch nails in chicago and they got booed off the stage
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what's my dream career? the guy who bakes chickens and hides them in the walls in castlevania. next question
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not the point of the post but jacking off alone in the woods sounds so scary to me
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the nicest thing ever is when you wake up from a nap and see that a cat has joined you for a little sleep company
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before he died david lynch told me i'm the prettiest girl in the world and that he wanted to make a movie about my extremely normal and good life
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said "corner" to absolutely no one while i was turning to walk into the street today
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and just a heads up it's DRACULA'S ANGEL, a cgi movie about a waitress who meets dracula and gets ensconced in his romantic dream world while her ex lover tries to get her back
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for 20 years i've worked in kitchens and the running joke is that someone is going to start a big fucking fire and give us all the gift of an afternoon off. and today, it finally happened
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what if we kissed inside the $38 bowl at the MoMA gift shop and we were both 5mm high
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very drunk guy on the train who told me he liked my tattoos and then immediately blurted out "i'm aging out of being a twink so i can't get any. also i'm getting a divorce"
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my dad just called out of the blue and told me a story about how when i was a kid he came to tuck me into bed and i was terribly quiet. he asked what was going on i said nothing, and when he pulled back the covers there were 4 full sized bullfrogs i smuggled into bed
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the jerk store called. they're doing curbside pickup and delivery within a 5 mile radius for $10
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i try not to romanticize the past very much but it sucks that coffee shops are now just places with majorly uncomfortable seats and clean-cut baristas with letterman jackets, instead of like... janeane garafolo and overstuffed cozy chairs
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everyone at work is loving my new catchphrase, "guess i'll just go fuck myself then"
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you can learn a lot about a person by what memes they curate for you. very interesting........... and why the fuck did you think i would like this
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this was such a breathlessly amazing fuck you to the guy who interviewed him who likely asked "why do you want this job" as if the answer was anything but money
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everyone has that one ominous tower in the distance they look at and feel bound to serve
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