john 16:33 ✝️ Head of the department of basic white girls
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babe can you open this jar for me i got butter fingers cuz i was touching butter earlier
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my grandmother passed away last month and my grandfather was pretty broken up at the funeral so i went to go sit with him and he leaned over and said “lot of big ladies here, huh”
Fat phobic even during grief
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imagine you’re married and you split bills. most unromantic thing i can think of
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how to talk to women:
her: i’m hungry
him: eat something❌
aw my poor baby do u want a
kiss✅
her: i’m tired
him: go to sleep ❌
aw my poor baby do u want a
kiss✅
her: my tummy hurts
him: do u want a tums❌
aw my poor baby do u want a
kiss✅
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strict rules and boundaries don’t be easy on her but be extra loving and make her your little helper. she probably needs your friendship more than she needs the other kids. if you are willing to continue to allow her over she will eventually calm down as she will know she’s in a safe place with rules that don’t budge 💕
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boyfriend who doesn’t wear airpods to the gym bc the biological effects of electromagnetic fields triggers oxidative stress in various tissues while also causing significant changes to the levels of blood antioxidant markers, gf who sings to him while he lifts
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why would you not
Want to contribute to a married couple having a romantic getaway together to kick off the start to their new life? You’d rather buy them things they probably don’t need? that’s tacky
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i’m picturing an alligator tour guide praying for a wife and God sends him Lana Del Rey
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pregnant women drinking caffeine don’t sit right w me. ur making ur lil babie tweak out in there then u wonder why he come out with adhd
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if u don’t name ur first born son after ur husband im gonna assume ur not madly in love w ur husband
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if you’re weird and hyper sexual bc of trauma maybe you should search for healing not perversion
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yes my mom said she would get embarassed bc they would always loudly comment on peoples weight 😂
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there’s this gay guy i see at the gym every day and he is constantly staring at me do u think i am inspiring him to turn straight
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there’s nothing wrong with respecting that your wife may see one task as more important or pressing that the others. healthy relationships have constant communication. give men who are willing to help out a break
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its funny when men in my comments tell me to get back in the kitchen. where do you think i’m tweeting from?
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i liked ur tweet i thought it was funny i was just asking a question i was going to tell you how. sorry that i offended you
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if ur nice to men they think you like them if ur mean to men they think u like them
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men will really slide in your dms saying they want to marry you just bc you show one eye on twitter and y’all are out here showing ur butts
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the only reason some women want a tall guy is because tall people die early. she doesn’t love you she wants you to die
only short kings can truly be loved
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being mid is so hard bc it’s like do u hate me bc u think im pretty or bc u think im ugly
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breaking news 🚨: trump has appointment me as head of the department of basic white girls
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all porn users should get life in prison problem solved
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i just know my future husband does not drink coffee and has no other dependency problems bc he’s not weak. he is only dependent on the Lord
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the dumbest thing i ever did was spend $100 on a DNA test just to find out i’m a basic white girl and now the government has my DNA
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every time a girl without a ring on her finger moves in with a guy a kitten dies and an angel cries
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crazy that we literally have the Word of God, our Creator, at our fingertips and we’re like nah too busy can’t read
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men be like “the church is too feminine now so i’m not gonna go” and then wonder why the church is too feminine now
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if it’s a social construct then why do you need surgery to change yourself physically in order to affirm it
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I seriously hate this app u guys twist everything w your porn brains. He was disgusted by larger extended family members. find God
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the life of a c-section baby is very difficult. we were supposed to go straight to heaven to be angels but man intervened and now we must suffer here on earth
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you can’t love God and hate men
you can’t love God and hate women
all are made in His image
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i was helping a bunch of middle schoolers write valentine’s day cards for senior citizens and one of them asked “can i write happy last valentine’s day ever?”
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