Strength and conditioning coach. Scranton Posting, Philly sports, left politics, short-shorts advocate, knuck-if-you-buck enthusiast, he/him
Philadelphia, PA
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How did anyone cheat on her I would let her hit me with her car every morning
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Hahahahahhaha someone parked their cybertruck at the coffee shop and every single person who comes in is talking about how dumb it looks and the guy is sitting there fuming this is the best morning ever
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Buddy if you call my brother a slur in front of me you are 100% pooping teeth, why is everyone insane now
“Kelce how does it feel that your brother is a f****t for dating Taylor Swift?”
Jason Kelce proceeded to slam this kids phone on the ground.
Looked like a Penn State student was getting in Kelce’s face for no reason. Wild scene in State College
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Was Jimmy Carter’s last wish to have his casket recreate the OJ Simpson chase what tf is this camera angle
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good luck with the rapture guys, I'm Catholic and I WILL be looting Protestants' homes tonight
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Hey @NRA is this not the exact scenario you've spent the last forty years fearmongering about and is there any conceivable reason this driver shouldn't put seventeen shots directly center-mass?
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The destruction of Google’s actual search feature should be investigated like a war crime
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Bags another national championship and now doesn’t have to hear this dipshit’s takes? Coach Dawn stays winning 🏆
This is perfect. Men playing women’s sports? @dawnstaley is all for it. Me saying men shouldn’t play women sports? Immediate block.
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Wait. I’m sorry, I’m piecing together that the A’s are punishing players who wore a bracelet for Last Dive Bar who sponsored the anti-ownership fanfest? Do I have that right?
Esteury Ruiz, who hit .429 this past week, is being optioned to Triple-A.
This is not an April Fools joke.
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A lot of nerds being like “um excuse me but that would be assault 👆👓🤓” and I would challenge them to assemble a dozen Pennsylvanians who would convict Jason Kelce for throwing some Penn State frat asshole into a sycamore tree
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3. It’s cheaper to fill your gas tank halfway
2. Houston is further away than the moon
1. Guangdong Tigers
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Cee Dee Lamb this, Cee Dee Lamb that, why don’t you go to Midnight Mass and see de Lamb of God be born this night in Bethlehem
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Pulled out my winter coat and decided to check the pocket for any loose cash and found my vape pen that’s been missing since March let’s GOOOOO
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Deadass thought I found Chicken Of The Woods mushrooms growing in south Philly and then realized it was just a pile of hoagie rolls Go Birds
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Boyyyyyyy if you think I'm listening to a Niners fan about what's good and what's not...
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I get that it’s a bad look but it’s not like a plane full of Rockies players was ever going to hit anything
The Colorado Rockies are under federal investigation after hitting coach Hensley Muelens posted this video in the cockpit of the team’s flight
"We are deeply disturbed by what we see in that video.” -United Airlines spokesperson
(via @chrisvanderveen)
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While you’re here, Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Can you chip in a few bucks to raise $1M for the PCRF, MAP, UNRWA, and HEAL Palestine?
The famine, and the lack of clean water, medical supplies and treatment is beyond devastating.
Every single donation matters and makes a difference.
Donate here: tiltify.com/@creators-for-pa…
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you look like you took your profile photo under the warming light at a Roy Rogers off the turnpike
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The pose, the hat, the glove, the heater... god I love this city
A South Philly man reeled in a 72-pound catfish from the Schuylkill River near the new trail extension in Grays Ferry. trib.al/sj6gNfk
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a CrossFit gym that doesn't have to pay taxes and will eventually have a militia
Orange County churches are the future of faith in America. Gym, cafe, sports courts— tons of people just hanging out all day. You don’t see this in any other church community
Soho House for people with a soul that you actually want to talk to.
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And now he has to wait up to two weeks to see if the cops just gave him COVID on top of everything else, this country is insane
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you will genuinely never know the touch of a woman who you didn't pay in advance
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Please do not under any circumstances let baseball fans from Ohio police your happiness
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Your favorite team hasn’t won a national championship in 38 years and they never will again
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It's so funny that he does this in June to preserve a complete game but when his team needed him to pitch for a playoff spot last September he was like sorry back hort :(
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John Kruk relaying the time he got shot at by a West Virginia farmer who owned one of Secretariat's offspring for stealing beer out of the guy's carpeted barn, average Phillies broadcast
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My boss just offered me a spot in his suite for the game, holy shit. I have to go, right?
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I understand why people might not want him to do this but imho there might not be anyone in front of him in Eagles lore at this point. Retired a two-time champ and comes back because the team needs him, he’s 1 of 1 in team history for me
Sources: Former Eagles standout Brandon Graham, the longest tenured player in franchise history, is finalizing a deal to rejoin the franchise this week.
Graham played 15 seasons in Philadelphia and now will return for his 16th season.
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why are all of you just unprompted saying "i too had dinner with the Nazi guy"? Seriously, even just at the level you usually operate at it's such an own goal to do this the one time Thomas even bothers to respond to an allegation of massive wrongdoing
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Luckily I live in a country where billionaires can’t threaten to sue people out of existence for speaking the truth (yet!) so: JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier and a transphobe
On 13 March I tweeted that JK Rowling “is a Holocaust denier”. That allegation was false and offensive. I have deleted it and apologise to JK Rowling.
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the coolest part of last night's scrimmage was how many families could finally afford to take their kids to a game because the tickets were only $10, there were SO MANY kids. Would be great if the Phils found a way to sell discounted seats to families once a week tbh
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Imagine if baseball had a real commissioner. David Stern would have had John Fisher in Guantanamo for this shit
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Booing while he’s running and cheering when he crosses the plate is a hilariously nuanced response, best fans in baseball by a long shot
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A lotta yall still dont get it. Ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. So if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes.
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Every dipshit who has never left their hometown in the comments:
For the third consecutive year, the City of Brotherly Love has been named the most walkable city to visit in America by USA Today, reaffirming that Philadelphia's walkability remains supreme. on.nbc10.com/u5SaqeZ
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Being handed a jar with a chunk of Saint Benedict’s skull at age 9 almost certainly explains why I listen to Knocked Loose to relax
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Whoa, he was in a band?
No thank you. I want a senator who buys a hundred cans of soup on his wedding night and doesn't understand the moral of 'The Cat in the Hat'
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How do the Savannah Bananas manage to do this to people
I love finding out about things that have zero cultural cache with anyone I know but are insanely popular with millions and millions of people and which you can also tell is vaguely “Christian” despite having nothing to do with religion. America B is so powerful.
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The punk/hardcore scene taught me so much (fascism, not being an asshole, not being a creep) and I think a lot of people missed these lessons
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You genuinely can't go even a little viral here anymore without hearing from a thousand of America's saddest incels
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