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Japan had Indian immigrants for like 3 weeks and is already asking who the most right-leaning candidate would be
Sanae Takaichi, a friend of the late Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, will become Japan’s next Prime Minister after winning an internal party vote.
Takaichi previously wrote a blog recommending a book titled 'Hitler’s Election Strategy' which stated, "voters you cannot persuade should be eliminated." After significant backlash, the book was pulled from shelves two months later.
Takaichi is considered a hard-right nationalist. She is an advocate for strict immigration policies, the rearmament of Japan, opposes gay marriage, and is against a potential female Emperor.
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I feel sad that Smiling Friends went out of their way to do a funny story about a president but keep it as apolitical as possible, only for Biden to then go on and emulate President Jimble
NOW - Biden: "And now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine... ladies and gentlemen, President Putin."
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Sometimes I really do fantasize about being complimented or told that I look appealing. Like, by anyone.
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"I am an incredibly strong person" shouldn't be followed with a story about being hurt by words
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That's not true, they mix it up before you buy it. If your nutella looks like that just take it back to the store.
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*lays down in street after breaking windows that working people need to pay to replace*
"Actually, I'm helping you"
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Trump is the first US president to campaign as pro LGBT and win an election. Biden voted against legalizing gay marriage.
None of the people pushing political narratives believe anything beyond the power of marketing and buzzwords.
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I think about how isolationist Americans can be. I remember hearing stories if people overseas hearing about 9/11 and invading Iraq, and it was framed as a world event, but within America it was like "how do you pronounce these funny names?" The startling reminder that family units can be happy has become foreign to Americans because every form of media involves a broken home and a narrative that it's supposed to be relatable. I know entitled as fuck people that never had these troubles and they're still like "Ugh, family stuff. It's just the worst."
I completely accept them weeding themselves out of the gene pool.
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Why are all Nazi flags newly unfolded? I haven't seen a color photo of a Nazi flag that didn't just come from Amazon. Do Nazis have a policy about only using the flag once and then replacing it with one that doesn't have germs on it?
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I send Stonetoss comics to my parents and they're always happy like "haha it's the cute picture man again. I like this one, it's topical"
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Okay but did he fight pirates on a ship or delve into dungeons like that?
I don't think anyone's critiqueing a wheelchair or handicap, it's just that the execution is like "yes your druid can turn into a handicapped wolf and attack"
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You just referenced the PS Store. That's the one that a 7 month old game is doing better on.
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You know liberals didn't actually watch the Super Mario Bros. movie because otherwise they'd be going bonkers over cross dressing being used as a punchline.
you know conservatives didn't actually watch the Super Mario Bros. movie because otherwise they'd be going bonkers over Bowser's right hand man Kamek dressing in drag lmao
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Yeah it's kind of embarrassing they had such a lead and the means to win but bankrupted their entire country into oblivion and lost in the end.
No wonder communism doesn't work.
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Yeah I dunno. Seems like there are maybe deeper problems with the relationship beyond a funny tiktok clip of "gamer chooses fortnite over woman" but it's getting depressing to see the number of people that can't seem to recognize that.
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For whatever reason this one is making the rounds. No, I didn't draw it, I am a traditional feminist not a neofeminist.
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I always assumed the items black people buy are the same things as everyone else. When I have to wait for the clerk to unlock my booze I'm not reflecting on race I'm checking my phone for funny pictures of cats. I don't magically become oppressed just because I'm treating myself.
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*slashes your tires because you didn't respect zhey/zher's pronouns*
"Actually traditional family time is a good thing, shouldn't you want that?"
*hasn't seen their father in 20 years*
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I remember the first time I saw this and had to double check that it was from the 1970s. Literally every girl I knew in college and every annoying blue haired clown on this site is reciting the same shit nearly word for word.
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Saturday morning villains were always cooler than the heroes. In Captain Planet the villains would be like "I love pollution" for no reason but they get beat up by the cringe crew and their body painted groomer and it's like who am I supposed to vote for?
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Why do liberals bitch about gatekeeping hobbies so much when all they do is force cancel culture into literally every facet of life if you don't vote the way they do. Isn't that literally the same thing but on a wider scale?
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Someone just tried to assassinate a supreme court justice but yeah the unarmed protestors from a year ago are pretty scary.
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This is the second game where she was the main character. This isn't new, you tourist.
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"I got shot. Clearly, no one should be allowed to defend themselves" is not a convincing argument.
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I was goofing in bing AI and made this, but now I love this character and I want to start drawing him
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Bing was fun for a week, but I cannot get anything to go through now. I'm asking for stuff like "warcraft guild award ceremony" and it's getting blocked
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I'm still confused why making sure votes were counted correctly is undemocratic. Isn't the functional part of a democracy the voting part?
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“His own personality” is a funny way to phrase generalized racist stereotypes but whatever makes you happy.
I’ve said it before, but assassins creed fans get the garbage they deserve.
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I can't tell if this person is being serious.
I'm gonna guess this is an American because no one else needs a constant drip of fiction to sustain themselves.
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I can't tell if these people actually believe any of the stuff they say or if they just use these words as a crutch to get attention out of habit.
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That's randomize all features (which is hilarious to cycle through real fast, it's like a CHAZ arrest record generator)
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Are people calling this show "Western Anime" because it was made in the west but has an anime style, or is it because the fanbase won't fucking shut up about their stupid cartoon they think is deep because they have the mental fortitude of a high schooler?
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This whole movement of random destruction that targets the poorest communities exclusively has been a bizarre way to “stop racism”
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I missed my window to edit.
I hate this keyboard because the autocorrect started changing "if" and "of" back and forth because of the number of times I've typod it
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What was your first stonetoss comic? This one made me laugh and I appreciated the structure of the joke. stonetoss.com/comic/nouvelle…
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I love orb weavers.
They tend to pick one spot that works for them and rebuild a fresh web every night. It can be very interesting to watch one try a new spot each night and finally settle in a routine.
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I like how their definition of "my original character" is "I'm drawing these characters that I see posted by many people already"
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"Remember when a mob broke down his gate and threatened his home? I'm going to slander him. He's the one trying to divide us in this situation, somehow."
Remember this McCloskey guy? Well, now he's planning to run against me for Missouri's open U.S. Senate seat.
I'm a 13-year Marine officer running to put working people in charge of our communities. He's running to divide us. Help me beat him: secure.actblue.com/donate/lu…
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It's like when a 6 year old realizes that hamburgers are made from cows and that means you have to kill a cow for the meat.
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That wasn't a prediction, that was the time.
The difference is that these people didn't get free broadcasting on Twitter and weren't viewed as money by corporations, yet.
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Pathfinder is adding a mermaid race soon, and the preview showed off a character's merfolk-designed land transport. It's basically a fantastical wheelchair but with utilities and drawbacks that she needs for survival. This struck me as a lot less cringe than the dnd wolf
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I feel like you're confusing childishness with "edgy humor
Calling someone a name isn't the structure of a joke.
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I keep hearing this. Who is killing trans people? Why is McDonalds their most trusted defense?
“Black trans women have a very simple message: stop killing us” - @imarajones
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It's weird because you could go back in time and have young idubbbz do a content cop on old idubbbz
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