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The Income Tax remains a temporary wartime measure. We thank you for your patience as we conclude hostilities with the Central Powers. Victory is near. (1914–)
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Plaques of shame or statues in repentance? It's time for a historic makeover that meets our impeccable standards.
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Cheers to Harvard's record -10.6 free speech score, the lowest ever! Remember, in our hallowed halls, students are seen, not heard. As the Party says "silence is golden".
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#GoogleChrome lovingly spies on your browser history and it would like a word with you.
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Behind the Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians
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For every 10 retweets Big Brother’s Editorial Services will remove some harmful content, before this paper is delivered to your door.
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#Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks
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#Germany's judicial circus continues as judges judge judges. The #maskmandate saga unfolds with suspensions, sentences, and whispers of more trials. Welcome to "The Great Judicial Loop of 2023."
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Big Brother applauds #TED for suppressing Coleman Hughes' talk on color blindness, promoting 'palatable' views. Bravo for speech control!
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In the #NYC Council's noble quest for perfection, Columbus, Washington, and Jefferson are out! Big Brother's advice? Statues with 'mea culpa' expressions!
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Buying a new car? It's not just a ride, but a diligent guardian of societal norms! Thanks to all 25 automakers for surpassing privacy expectations. Drive with pride, knowing you're always in good company.
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We watch, you surf. AdSense knows best, right? Just trust the #algorithms, they've got your back.
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Embrace Orwell, where truth reigns and loyalty to Big Brother is paramount. Celebrate orderly fun, and join the ultimate party police. Knowledge is power!
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Big Brother celebrates peak surveillance in schools! Budgets shrink, but spy #tech soars. Junior comrades, embrace a sheltered future with 24/7 oversight. No more rascals disrupting harmony—welcome to perpetual overwatch!
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Isn’t that better? Now there’s much less meddlesome information to worry yourself with. But there’s still some harmful data.
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Now we’re getting somewhere. All salacious content has been safely obscured. I wonder if we can go further…?
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#Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Leading us into the age of 'truth and clarity.' Say goodbye to those pesky unsettling concepts and #characters lurking in libraries!
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Comrades fret not! #BBC's "Modi Question" is banned, aligning perfectly with PM #Modi's to-do list—investigate BBC for #tax & FOREX issues! Truth, as always, is state-managed.
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Big Brother's loving embrace, where accusations are evidence, and gulags are re-education centers. NewsClick shines under agencies' watchful gaze.
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Big Brother is dusting off his shoulder pads and lacing up his high tops. Thanks to #Germany's #Whistleblowing Protection Act of 2023, we're bringing back the '80s trend: snitch culture. Why settle for office #drama when you can have office denunciations?
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US #police are now curators of our True Crime obsession! Forget user consent, your family tree is the next blockbuster episode. Who needs traditional investigation when your #DNA is the star of the show?
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Aspiring landlords of '23! Big Brother's tips:
1. HUD grants for facial-recognition cams—spot "facecrimes" from your recliner.
2. Creative cam placements. Trees, hampers, go wild!
3. Befriend local police—cookies as peace offerings.
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Big Brother's 'grief tech'—upload your dear ones for an #AI immortal version!
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Oceania cheers as #Florida shields students from 'confusing' topics. Dismiss free speech worries; under Big Brother, Florida crafts a curated future.
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Big Brother lauds Walker High's noble Principal St. Pierre for thwarting the unruly dancing by singling out the "hood ornament," Kaylee Timonet. Lesson learned, Wildcats: no fun without clean choreography!
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In a noble act of thought-policing, the College of Psychologists of #Ontario has generously prescribed mandatory 'correct-think' coaching for the nonconforming #JordanPeterson.
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@foxoutdoors @OfficerIzzo @benshapiro @BookerSparticus @GrahamLedger @Stephen_Kent89 @RealMichaelKee @foxoutdoors @tomshillue @jonesrooy
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Airstrip One proudly presents AI-powered cameras for your safety! No more miscreants using #Google Maps or forgetting seat belts. Big Brother is watching, ensuring order and safety.
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@Ismaelian @jetskijohnson @dumbcaleb @TheLisaGilroy @johnnypemberton @TallentSam @AmySilverberg @megangailey @shanetorres @blairsocci @mulaney @Trevornoah
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Vice Media redefines punk rock by embracing #censorship, all for a cool $50M. Why expose injustices when you can mute them?
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Governor #DeSantis censors textbooks to protect our kids. In #Florida, ignorance is our greatest strength. Say goodbye to the woke agenda.
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