Husband. Father of chimplings. Opposable thumbs. Conservative. Christian. #ProLife #America! πΊπΈ
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βWe hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.β
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𧡠Donald Adolf Hitler Trump throughout the years.
Hitler, circa 1994, staring menacingly at a black man.
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I think you get the point.
If you think Donald Trump is Hitler or a fascist, you're either a liar or an idiot - probably both.
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2005: Hitler met with a notorious assassin with ties to Russia and her husband.
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1997: Hitler narrowly avoids being eaten by famous anti-fascist, Michael Moore.
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2016: Hitler appears on Jimmy Fallon to spread fascist propaganda to the masses. Fallon was executed by firing squad later that year for touching Hitler's hair.
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2004: Infamously fascist state media, SNL, provided Hitler a platform to spread his hate.
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2019: Hitler attempts to strangle the American flag in show of defiance against freedom.
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You literally can't make this stuff up.
While Bernie tweets about denying food to 42 million Americans, he voted last Tuesday to deny food to 42 million Americans.
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Why don't they leave the WNBA and go somewhere where they're paid what they're worth?
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I'm assuming since you're using it as an insult, you agree that this is vulgar and deviant behavior?
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Most of us didnβt have air conditioning. There was nothing to do inside a sweltering house. You went outside and made up stuff to do, and bored kids could come up with some wild ways to kill time.
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This is you voting against funding SNAP on Tuesday.
I knew you were cruel, but letting tens of millions of Americans starve when you could simply fund the program by voting on a clean CR is a new low.
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So you're saying we could reach a point where, hypothetically, the White House itself contacts a social media platform to ask them to take down accounts for saying things they don't like? Maybe about vaccines or something? Again, purely hypothetical.
Scary times we're living in.
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Chuck, you cut off the entire SNAP budget with your shutdown.
Here you are again, yesterday, voting against funding SNAP.
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Did you donate 300,000 pounds of food to organizations, food banks, and soup kitchens in NY and other places to help with COVID-19?
Goya did.
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I'm really unhappy with all these people who knew exactly how to stop coronavirus in early January but kept it to themselves until the middle of March.
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You voted against funding SNAP yesterday.
You voted against funding SNAP yesterday.
You voted against funding SNAP yesterday.
You voted against funding SNAP yesterday.
You voted against funding SNAP yesterday.
You voted against funding SNAP yesterday.
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Anyone who lived through your husband's presidency shouldn't be shocked by much of anything from politicians.
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Oops! Not a lie, sir.
There it is, right on Congressβs website. So cruel of you to vote against funding SNAP.
congress.gov/votes/house/119β¦
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You spent months trying to convince the country he was literally Hitler, everyone who voted for him was a Nazi, and he was going to end democracy if he won.
The GOP took control of the White House and both houses of Congress anyway.
Itβs a mandate.
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Tell everyone why contingency funds are needed, Senator. YOU voted this morning against funding the government, including SNAP.
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This is the part where @KeithOlbermann literally calls for insurrection. π
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Elizabeth Warrent doesnβt want you to see this video.
It's her voting against ending the shutdown on Wednesday while workers go without paychecks.
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The guy doxxing nuns on Twitter today is named Peter Vroom. Hereβs a comparison of his picture to a horseβs rear end.
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JD Vance got 12 cassettes from Columbia House for 1Β’ and then cancelled his membership.
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What would you say to the women who finished below 5th place in the event you're referring to?
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Chuck, all of that is funded in the CR that you've voted against 13 times.
There are no Republican surprises in the CR. There are no cuts to healthcare.
Just funding to open the government, send out paychecks, and fund SNAP.
Here's you voting against all that yesterday.
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Hunter Biden could snort cocaine off a Russian hookerβs butt while brandishing an illegally-purchased gun on 5th Avenue and you folks would still defend Joe Biden.
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BREAKING: At 11:30 am today, Senate Democrats voted for the 14th time against ending the shutdown and funding SNAP, defying decency and reason.
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Sir, the only reason you're claiming he needs to pay food stamp benefits is because YOU voted against funding SNAP.
Here's a video of you doing it on Tuesday.
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We literally lobbed giant metal darts into the air toward each other in the backyard under threat of nuclear annihilation. We're not scared of a guy with a spray tan that makes libs cry.
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β¦because you voted against funding food assistance on Tuesday.
Fuzzy Chimp πΊπΈπ
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You put together a panel to discuss the "MSG hate rally" where American citizens who participated in the political process were being called Nazis.
You didn't see a problem with the "civility" of the discourse prior Girdusky's comment?
Iβll be on CNN, on @abbydphillipβs show, from 10 to 11pm ET tonight, live, on a panel discussing the MSG hate rally, Jeff Bezos rolling over for Trump, climate change, and more.
Join us
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Congratulations! You've now done more fact-checking of a dad making a joke about his kids than you did in an entire interview with a candidate who historically replaced the elected nominee in the final months of a presidential election.
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Last year, I gave my neighbor $100. At the end of the year, she gave me back $80.
This year, I gave my neighbor $80. At the end of the year, she gave me back $70.
I got a smaller "refund" this year, but I saved $10.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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Chuck, you had a chance TODAY to end the shutdown, pay federal workers, and fund SNAP, and you voted against it for the 14th time.
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You voted against funding SNAP on Tuesday and now youβre blaming others because people may not get SNAP benefits.
Thatβs the very definition of βweaponizing hungerβ.
Fuzzy Chimp πΊπΈπ
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If Trump looked like this Democrats would invite him to read stories to kindergarteners.
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It's actually the Democrat Party that sees women solely through the lens of abortion. What a sad perspective.
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A vote was held on September 19 on H.R. 5371 to fund SNAP and the rest of the government through November 21 while Congress debated a final budget bill.
Swalwell voted AGAINST the funding for the government and SNAP so he can ham it up on his selfie cam.
congress.gov/votes/house/119β¦
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"We're gonna stage a fake assassination to help Trump. Our fake shooter is going to get killed. Other people are going to get hit, but make sure you only hit Trump's ear."
What kind of an abject moron do you have to be to entertain such stupidity?
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You've lost your humanity if you vote against funding SNAP and then complain that SNAP is not being funded.
That's exactly what you did this morning.
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Looks like there's a turf war brewing between McDonald's and The Lincoln Project.
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This will not help the country. You know that. This is about vengeance and power. You need to stop.
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βBetter angelsβ? She and her crew were calling half the country fascists and Nazis. π
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Here is you yesterday, intentionally withholding funds that could feed 40 million Americans.
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Let me tell you a shorter, more chilling story:
1/ Charlie Kirk was murdered LAST WEEK by a guy radicalized by left-wing propaganda.
That's it. That's the whole story that you're desperately trying to sweep under the rug.
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The keen eye will notice they are all very much still alive and in possession of their heads.
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You guys didnβt give a ratβs backside about people trusting the system in 2020 when we held an unprecedented election during a worldwide pandemic with election laws being changed on the fly.
Youβre gonna take a seat and enjoy your new president. π
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New York was the first state to reach 33,876 deaths. That's 14,423 fewer deaths than Texas. The deaths per 1 million of the population are also 2.6 times higher in New York than Texas.
New York voted for @JoeBiden.
Does any of that matter? Love this new unity thing though.
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It's not because they're worried about Trump voters. We've seen all summer who burns things down when they don't get their way.
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Perhaps we could arrange a swap of Cubans demanding freedom with Americans demanding communism?
Seems like a win-win for everyone to me.
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People on the left were praising Luigi Mangione just 6 months ago. You belittled and downplayed the assassination attempts on Trump. You continually downplay left-wing violence like we saw recently in L.A. You compare your political opponents to KKK and Nazis. Get lost.
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