Motion Designer/Loud Idiot

Chicago, IL
Exactly four years ago today I took this pic in the middle of Lake Michigan and I've been chasing this feeling ever since 💦
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Best tip I can give anyone making a new NFT project: There are over 1.5 million different animal species on earth aside from apes
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Web2 me vs. Web3 me
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Ready for @BoredApeYC APEFEST!
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FUUUUUUCK I GOT HACKED
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Just got to RRBAYCfest! They really went all out!
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The swagger when you roll up the the @BoredApeYC to kick it with some fellow apes for the evening.
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I am the original ‘wen coin’ ape! YOU’RE WELCOME EVERYONE! (Kudos to @jmt_nft for finding this 😂)
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I ate the floor
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Ahoy Chicago!
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All cleaned and ready for the @BoredApeYC meetup at @im_not_art tomorrow! (Painting by @Auroraxxxxxxx )
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Seeing Elon's PFP change today got me curious: did the buyer of the 101 @BoredApeYC apes from the Sotheby's auction for $24,393,000 last year do well? If so, HOW well - Lets crunch some (very roughly estimated) numbers 🧵👇
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Been browsing this collection on @opensea today!
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Shout out to @SmokyJoesChi for my custom @BoredApeYC smoking jacket to keep me feeling 🔥 in this freezing snow.
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My body is still recovering but it was worth it - hell of a week
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Everyone at NFT NYC is a lot shorter than I thought they would be
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BREAKING: @Target has now aquired @muratpak
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Grabbed these 4 @0n1Force - how'd I do???
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.@jimmyfallon if you're gonna roll with the BAYC you gotta learn the #1 rule dawg #apefollowape
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You don't have to be doxxed to be a decent person
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The first @BoredApeYC sale on @niftygateway to @cameron! Welcome to the Captain club!
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Gilbert Godfried on the Bored Ape Yacht Club - you can tell how passionate he is about this project
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Postmates driver asked to use the bathroom…he’s now been shitting in there for 15 mins now…not sure what to do here…
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Part of the initial draw to @BoredApeYC for me back in April 2021 was that I was starting to get into boating and I've wanted to have a boat full of apes out on Lake Michigan ever since Last Friday, 13 Apes (& two non-apes) descended upon the Never Wetter and made it happen 🍻
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Ape masks have arrived!
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Proud dad today! My daughter did her first keg stand!
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I’m at least thankful to be saying ‘I should have moved MORE to my ledger wallet’ than ‘I should have gotten a ledger wallet’ - BUY A COLD WALLET FOLKS
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R.B.'s got the munchies! Anyone know where he can go to get a delicious Market Fresh™ Sandwich??? @Arbys #ad #notreally #maybesomeday
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My @BoredApeYC rug from @Tokenrugs was waiting for me when I got home from ApeFest - really ties the room together!
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Goodbye, old friend. 💔
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Still proudly flying BAYC flag through the storm
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Had one remaining @MetaHero_ Mint Pass after the hack - opted to mint it and ended up getting the MetaHero equivalent of Ayesha from Guardians of the Galaxy 😆 LFGOOOOOOO!
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Larva Labs could have given you the IP rights for free at any point and instead waited for a big payday from Yuga so they could give them to you instead for free - if you had any doubts as to which team was better for the community, this should put it to rest 😆
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At least you picked the best photo 😆
The ape himself has arrived 😎 @friesframe
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Oh no......I'm an Island Boi now....please send help! (credit to @jackmaschka for this 🤣)
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Gonna start posting pics of my ape how thirst-trap twitter accounts post pics of their artwork to see if it helps engagement 😂
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Practice what you PFPreach
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Repping the @BoredApeYC at the Chicago Boat Show
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Havin a blast at the impromptu @BoredApeYC meetup in my Chicago basement! Big shout out to me for coming!
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If you're a @BoredApeYC member that's planning to attend NFT NYC....come find me. Printing out 500 ape face masks to give away for fun to fellow apes (100 each of 5 different mouth shapes). Kudos to @jackmaschka for the illustrations and @adamleejustice for the screenprinting!
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Found a pic of me from a couple years ago when I was first hired as @BoredApeYC’s bartender - man I looked so young back then!
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Appreciate everyone that reached out to warn me my account was compromised….still assessing the extent of the damage. Luckily I had a good chunk moved to cold storage so the majority of my apes are safe but lost a lot of other stuff. Still no idea how this happened 😞
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Boat name finally installed 🫡 @BoredApeYC Never Wetter reporting in
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Someone talk me out of buying this
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Ape 778 was pretty wild back in 1984. Thanks for doing a Vice City themed piece for me @kyokill_ ! Killer work!
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Happy 420 from Ape 420!
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Proud to be a @BoredApeYC member today and every day since April 2021.
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Just got confirmation this is the ACTUAL updated @BoredApeYC presentation. Pretty crazy if true!
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It begins…see you in a few hours frens 👶👶
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In hopes to help others not go through what I did, I'll be giving away a Ledger Nano X to someone. (You will need to share your shipping info so please don't enter if you are not comfortable with that.) Details in the (2/2 of this tweet)
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Please DYOR and don't listen to shit like this.
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Gm to anyone gettin wet today
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Some of you might want to make sure an NFT project has existed for at least 3 months before getting that tattoo 😆
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Got so distracted by all the collectables drops lately that I completely forgot to share this amazing portrait of 778 done by @swolfchan - this is the view you get when ordering drinks from me at the @BoredApeYC bar 😆
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A $28m+ profit at the very lowest estimate is pretty damn good 🤯 As I said, this is all very rough estimates and I'm sure someone will nitpick this to death...but still fun to analyze 😆 Congrats to the buyer - long live the @BoredApeYC!!! 🫡
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Times are tough and I've been reflecting long & hard about the current markets and my personal financial situation. Everything is more expensive, taxes, etc. made me really analyze my portfolio and assets I'm currently sitting on.... So it's with a heavy heart that I'm announcing, as of today, I will still NOT be selling my @BoredApeYC #778 and clinging to it until it's ripped from my cold dead hands, stolen or I get an ludicrously irresponsible offer for it. The captain stays with the boat....always 🫡🍻
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Basically the equivalent of saying: My top 6 stock picks: 1. Amazon 2. Tesla 3. friesframe inc 4. Google 5. Microsoft 6. Wal-Mart
My Top 6 NFT Projects: 1. @BoredApeYC 2. Crypto Punks 3. @Pluto_Alliance 4. @GutterCatGang 5. @doodles 6. Mutant Apes
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I have finally decided to doxx myself
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Still here, still BAYC....cause honestly letting anyone else rock this ape would be identity theft 🫡
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Anyone still here a year from now after the dust settles will be considered for whitelist
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Welcoming the OG @BoredApeYC member @NeonApesYC to Chicago
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Lunch Break aboard the Never Wetter
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Fun Fact: When I moved to Chicago in 2006 I didn't know anyone in the city so I printed this photo out on a flier and put it under every door in my apartment building cause I thought it would be funny
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Anyone want a slice of ME????? 🎂
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Joke's on you hackers - that ETH you stole is worth WAY less now, idiots
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THIS JUST IN: Murder is now legal in the state of Wisconsin
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Assembled a random BAYC hang on a Monday am solely to give a warm welcome to a fellow ape visiting Chicago 🍻 That’s the true utility. 🐵❤️
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Since smoking jacket apes seem on🔥today - don't forget the talented folks over at @PureArtsLimited have these exceptionally detailed sculps available on their site that will be shipping out this year! For more info: purearts.com/collections/bay…
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Both celebrating my highest sale ever and mourning the loss of my amazing admiral! Hated to take a WETH offer on this but with twin due next week figured its better to lock in their future college fund 🙏
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Love my @BoredApeYC crew, but I'd like to diversify my twitter feed a bit - who are some pillars/OGs of other communities I should be following?
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Crazy running into the @GordonGoner twinz down at the harbor today! Thanks for letting me snap the pic, sorry again that @_jeffnicholas_ stood you up! 🍻
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I'm fucking floored....@ParallelNFT reached out and are going to help to get me back a Galaxy Key and Overclock key I lost in the hack. I've been singing their praises since their pre-sale but this is truly something else ♥️ The keys will be going straight into the new vault!
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Whoops! Almost forgot to turn the sign on when opening up the @BoredApeYC bar tonight.
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I didn’t sell shit for my ape cause I’ve been there since the beginning
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Crazy to me that @Mr_Robot_v1 has only like 2k follows as an OG member of the BAYC, one of 12 Mega Mutants, signed a weed deal and just an all around nice person! Let's #apefollowape the fuck outta them 🍻
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Starting my campaign to make my @BoredApeYC #420 the Official Spokesape for @Arbys - who do I need to talk to?
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Kudos to the NFT OG @fvckrender for sending me two fvckcrystals after I lost some in the hack. He was also one of the first to reach out afterwards to offer to help. ❤️
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About one year ago the NFT space drastically lost momentum and the naysayers kept telling everyone the NFT scene was dead…until late April when @BoredApeYC launched and shot a needle full of adrenaline into the heart of OpenSea. This calm has a similar vibe to it…
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Rockin @BoredApeYC hoodie in its natural habitat
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Two weeks til next @BoredApeYC merch drop LFGOOO!
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The lady stocked up our bar with 3 cases of a custom seltzer featuring my @BoredApeYC for my anniversary present this year 🍻❤️
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Long overdue but sending all my apes to my vault account...transferring stuff this valuable still freaks me out 😅

ALT Nervous Sweating Sweating Bullets GIF

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Amused Ape Ski Lodge
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One month out from saying goodbye to beard and saying hello to boat. Never Wetter is officially unwrapped 🛥💦🐒
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Only fire more months until I get to see this view again 😅
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Tip for some people getting into NFTS: if you hold for more than 30 seconds you might actually make some money!
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Never forget that reddit got that @BoredApeYC alpha before anyone on April 17, 2021 - and it only got 13 upvotes 😆
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This one goes out to all my haters
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How many @BoredApeYC members out there that actually have boats?
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I’m just realizing that Beck/The Strokes surprising everyone at apefest is just the START of the 2.0 @BoredApeYC roadmap…
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I normally don't hop on twitter Spaces because I already get to hear children screaming at each other at home
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2020 Me + 2021 Me = 2023 Me
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Everyone’s voice after NFT NYC
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You're in the ring waiting to hear who your rival is for a "mystery cage match" then suddenly these two get introduced - WHAT DO YOU DO @GordonGoner ???
Fuck I just remembered right before I got sick I was going to try and do this Yuga update video where I’m in a wrestling ring as the announcer in a tux and while I shout about all the cool shit we’re building at Yuga, Garga is running away from 2 WWE guys and yelling for help.
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You've posted 3 of these now with zero follow up to any of them. Prove it.
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Finally! My son no longer needs to feel embarrassed about wearing his helmet!
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No audio needed......you hear it
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Where my other center @OthersideMeta Island Boiz (or Girlz) at?
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Sold two apes overnight and its a weird feeling of celebration combined with mourning 🤣
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Just got back home to Chicago after a long exhausting day....first thing I did when I walked in the door. Since many people have asked, ill post a full write up of what happened soon from my perspective (spoiler alert: still no idea) - but for now...I need to sleep
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