I’d rather die before I come in last.
Lagos
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Fetty Wap blew $22m a year on his homies & when the money dried up they all left bro.
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If Yamal gets to his full potential this will be one of the most powerful photos in football history.
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As funny as it sounds the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend
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Thank God for growth, in 2018 someone would have posted “give him a Nigerian name” and the comments would be filled with “Oluwatimothee, AdeChalmalet”
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Tears she couldn’t post scenic photos in Nigeria, just clubs & beach houses.
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No wife
No kids
No family
No trophies
Just a nice guy passionate about football
Yet some people don’t want him to win, you have to be evil to not want to see this man lift that trophy tonight. 💔
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Private uni’s go first teach you about the inequality of life before you enter real world, your learning starts in the halls.
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9-5 will have you being friends with people that finished uni the year you were born
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If you’re on a queue in Nigeria and you’re obeying the order of the queue people will start looking at you like you’re not a “sharp” guy
That’s how disorganized & mannerless we are.
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They used to swear Messi wasn’t fit to be a leader, now that he has turned the national team into his cult they’re losing their heads.
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Dreams can’t be buy
𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍
One Artist I would love to work with is Wizkid @wizkidayo he is just too talented #joohaa by Medoo
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Man finished 2nd at 18 and people see it as a failure, that’s enough to tell you he’s destined for big things.
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So let me get this straight your dad that “loves you” saw your mum was a bad person and decided to abandon you with her, nice. 👍🏾
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Same reason they believe white Vitamin C is more potent than the orange one, to Nigerians you must suffer before you can achieve anything.
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This bastard self get cultural impact this period, he almost turned all the kids to miscreants 😆
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“What is difficult for you is also difficult for somebody, no dey use emotion better face your grind and make money”
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Asake get some kind songs man, you no fit play am finish before you restart.
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This was some people’s biggest mistake back in Babcock. You’d be smoking colos with millionaires’ kids, and when they expel both of you, his father will move him to Texas to cover the ‘family shame.’ You’ll return to Akute and become a nuisance.
This is why you don’t follow nepo kids to live recklessly
You fit dy follow nepo kids dy do drugs..if una run mad nepo kids go dy rehab, as for you your family members go carry you go meet prophet/ babalawo
Know ur reality and live accordingly!
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I dey wonder wetin Rahman Jago don do for him guys, for your guys to dedicate song to you not once but twice, mean say you don soft them gan.😂
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Photographer pass Photographer bro
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If you be that kind guy wey dey give your babe “1M for headache” “500k for ice cream” marry am abeg, make God no punish you.
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Tems said “I don’t know if most Nigerians appreciate my music but I feel appreciated as a person by Nigerians”
I think that’s one of the most self aware things I’ve heard from a Nigerian artiste, she understands we may not be her core audience but we still clap for her when she wins.
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“No rich papa and no rich mama
Sometimes, I wonder, why I come this life?
Maybe na me God send to make things right for my family with my melody”
- Seyi Vibez
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What are the odds of a kid from here making it out? Almost 0.
Nigerian leaders are beyond evil.
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You can’t beat someone that was doing this for fun as a uni student, he knows, that’s why he’s trying to make it physical.
If it’s by the pen he won’t survive.
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Passing of torch uno. Wiz used to drop songs every Monday for like 3 months in 2012. Olamide was recording and dropping the same night. Davido was hopping on African features and dropping consistently too. I know eras are different, and to clear a song is harder now, but these are the beasts you’re up against, work-rate demons.
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Another day to thank God for the spirit of forming, anything wey go spoil my steeze outside you no fit see me there
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That’s his own opinion, don’t knock down Charleston White for having a different opinion from yours.🙏🏾
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No matter how many times people refer to this as “razz” it will always be cool to me, maybe cause I can’t dance but this shit is art.
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Rappers are never too old to have beef🤷🏾♂️
This is hip/hop if you want a soft genre go & listen to Taylor Swift
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E no actually hard to see when babe no rate you, niggas just wan blind by all means
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The biggest lover boy & the biggest player can be close friends without clashing
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Today Modric isn’t aging like fine wine again, so nobody’s gonna ask where Xavi & Iniesta were at his age.
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Cashless period
Twitter Ban
Using DSS to oppress regular citizens
Giving Fulani herders this much power
Lekki Toll gate
Useless through and through, I won’t be wishing him well
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Get one part of Confam Ni
Wizzy dey sing Olamide just dey hype am dey go, you go know say the session burst Baddo head that day 😂
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Phone you fit buy N190k for 2022 na 350k plus now
Laptop you fit buy 500k for 2022 dey almost touch 2m now
Yet Gen Z are depressed cause “dem dey chook eye for things wey dem no suppose”. 😀
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If men have to unlock the lover, giver & “feminine energy” in you, then you’re none of those things.
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Type of bread that makes people debate if you’re a drug dealer, money ritualist or scammer
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Tiwa just embarrassed herself. Why speak on racial classifications in South Africa as an unaware Nigerian self, makes no sense.
“I’M NOT SORRY” period Tyla!!!!!! She never sent anyone to apologize on her behalf #GlobalCitizenFestival #TYLAxGlobalCitizen
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If you be the kind guy wey dey always wan follow police fight and shout, I no fit dey follow you waka at all
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People don’t travel abroad for “greatness” they travel for structure, stability, opportunities and a better quality of life
Nigerians only think like this because the country has made us feel you need to be super wealthy to live a good life.
Going abroad doesn’t guarantee greatness.
You can be in uk,Canada,Italy or anywhere for over 5 years and you will not still have money
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Japa robbed me of some very good friends, hopefully we see again in a saner clime.
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Twitter niggas be like “how does one even bag a babe like this without money” & it’s Kemisola, UNILAG, Theatre Arts that stays in Gbagada with her parents
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If Burna Boy doesn’t like Nigerians then he should stop performing in the country, he’s always doing this leaving the stage thing & it’s not fair to the people that actually come to these shows because of him.
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Networking talk inside gym uno, I pity you
Better lift your weights and go home, if you no get anything offer niggas them no go network anything with you
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Big boy songs just full Lungu Boy, you go know say Asake money don different.
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