Finlay "on tour 2026" Christie@finlaycomedy

I like jokes. 2026 tour + Edinburgh Fringe tickets available at: linktr.ee/finlaychristie

 Little London, England
linktr.ee/finlaychristie
Joined April 2016
My full comedy special 'Aura Farmer' is out now on YouTube. Give it a watch: piped.video/7oQiTfnFNUQ
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Jimmy Carr onstage vs on podcasts.
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If Peep Show was set in 2025 (pt. 2)
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If Peep Show was set in 2025.
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If Christian Bale was Muslim Bale.
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If Peep Show was set in 2025 (pt. 3)
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Finding out you look Finnish.
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Articles your Dad sends you.
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Every episode of 'Would I Lie to You'.
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Had to do the market scene
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I have not seen a single pigeon I would trust with an important letter during a worldwide war
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Podcast adverts that are just noises.
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Articles your Mum sends you part 2.
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A joke about internet censorship. If this joke gets me banned from China I wasted 4 years learning the language.
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Every Seth Rogen film.
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A fun game you can play with indie music
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Every news interview with a national treasure
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Mitchellian rants and outbursts!!¡¡ wow so iconic
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Black girlfriend calls me racist.
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The “every writer is bumbling and poor” trope
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Shaman reveal
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british child actors
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Moths deciding where to go for lunch.
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Featuring the techy/engineer character with a secret lab
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Would tag her but she has me blocked
Sana Saeed
@SanaSaeed
18 Jun 2021
Replying to @SanaSaeed
The “nahin, nahin I’m a gora” killed me. what pakistani girl broke this man’s heart.
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I want a personality disorder.
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Guy who's already been where you're travelling to
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If Pharrell Williams and Will Ferrell got married they’d either be Will Williams or Pharell Ferrell
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Guy at the gig tonight heckled “I already saw that joke on TikTok”and then, a second later, “Oh SHIT” when he realised he’d just accussd me of stealing my own joke
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Trump wants to take over Gaza.
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People who say stand-up is the lowest form of art have obviously never seen a ‘painting’. That shit is boring
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The treacherous jungle river journey
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comedians in cars getting coffee: random old guy: "ever noticed, nobody uses typewriters anymore?" jerry seinfeld: *slams table* random old guy: "nobody ever says, hey pass me that typewriter" jerry seinfeld: "oh my god. nobody uses a typewriter. that is so true."
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it ain’t even my fault
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Every bar scene in a sci-fi film (always unironically the best part)
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“that’s the hair I want!” I say, looking at a picture of someone with exactly the same hair as me but who is better-looking
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I've helped run social media for a few companies now and people straight-up message food brands on a weekly basis to be like "yo you're fucking delicious"
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Films where police ask questions but everyone just keeps doing their job.
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Crabbe and Goyle in set 4 at Hogwarts.
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Films about arrogant geniuses.
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Every British TV Documentary.
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Every YouTube video in 2024.
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every cool white teacher in a film.
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I'd like to have children but idk if I could hack marriage. I wanna raise a kid with like, my boys
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every character played by ben stiller, hugh grant, jason bateman and woody allen
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part 6!!!
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Articles your Mum sends you.
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A madness. Cannot believe they let me on this
Impatient Productions@ImpatientUK
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📣 Ooooh this is a bit good...you can see our @finlaycomedy on the telly on Friday night! 📺 He's in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent on @8Outof10Cats Does Countdown 🙌 Record it or watch it LIVE but do not to miss it! Fri 29th July 9PM @Channel4 #8outof10catsdoescountdown
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This is my first ever solo show and I actually think it will be really good so please come!! You can get tickets here: linktr.ee/finlaychristie !!
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Planning to keep this “young comedian” branding well into my thirties. Will start wearing a propellor hat, always carrying a big lollipop, using a slingshot. whatever it takes
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The invention of the toilet, 1880.
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Why private school kids love grime.
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THE FINALE (my content is too cringepilled for Twitter)
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Female prime ministers are always called like, Margaret Thatcher, Liz Truss or Theresa May or something
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complex films having to explain their premise
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every British sitcom where every character is constantly wisecracking
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Difference between men and boys.
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how my job hunting is going
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Rappers who do too many shout-outs.
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Secondary school guest speakers.
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to be an American 90s kid w a treehouse in my backYARD with a box full of comic books and one porno mag that my fat friend opens sideways and says WOAHH
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millenials vs gen z
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Kids gig today. Asked them how they’d spend a million pounds: “lego”, “a yo-yo”, “a mansion” etc. until one child came out with “antibiotics for my grandma.” So yeah I’m Never. doing that bit again 🙃
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Crowd interrupts joke about psychosis.
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LOOOL I’d never even seen this one
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I hate shy people.
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One of the first jokes I ever wrote.
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Replying to @daiseaaa
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dropped my laptop on the floor and now I have to watch love island in the top right corner of my screen or this happens
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taking a picture of my debit card because the camera adds £10
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*OFFICIAL AND EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT* I will be touring my award-nominated Edinburgh show this June. If you enjoy my comedy it would mean so much if you bought tickets (even though I come from money) via the sneaky link in my bio. I love you all. Mwah.
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I hate Reddit loooooool
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one time I was talking about free-range farming with a polish guy I worked with and he said "I'm not happy, why should the chicken get to be happy"
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State school vs private school.
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dads in vacation films
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My 20 year old cousin’s review of Edinburgh Fringe “it’s just loads of comedians watching other comedians”
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Every music biopic.
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It’s MY treehouse so I make the rules!
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While Hermione’s doing wingardium leviosa, Crabbe and Goyle are in set 4 magic going “is this your card? ah fuck.”
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bc of his royal title they shouldn't put him in a coffin they should put him in a
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celebrities’ kids trying to be famous in their own right
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Not always sure what “love” means in slow jams
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Drunk lads after the Comedy Store last night excitedly told me “When you came out we thought ‘oh what a shitcunt, complete and utter virgin’ but you smashed it” 🙂
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every "lovely boy"/"good guy"
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Tom Holland implies the existence of the Tom Netherlands
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The epic 7th instalment let’s GOOO
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This is crazy to me
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Every film about a female artist.
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The suits at my agency showcase last night loved my tight 7 and I'm now being flown to Hollywood to replace James Corden, thanks everyone
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Hey guys. I have just put out my YouTube special. Feel free to share it! Haha jk... Unless 👀👀piped.video/_3TKrEcmXb0
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How films show news travelling the world.
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19 minutes with…a guy trying to promote his book #parody
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