fever dream girl📍philly.
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and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october
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barbie was so good that i forgot to tweet about the guy in the pink fedora who stood up during the nicole kidman movies monologue and recited it aloud with his hat over his heart. and then everyone applauded him. i love you philadelphia.
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joe jonas: my ex is a bad mom who parties too much.
sophie turner: my ex violated the hague convention.
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me liking every video of jason kelce smashing that little douche's phone
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don't hate me, but what is the deal with grown people with no kids going to disney world all the time? do you guys know about europe?!?!?!
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if ppl are getting tax credits and subsidies for buying an EV, i think we should receive subsidies for riding public transit
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absolutely on the verge of tears watching that colbert clip. muslims are treated so, so badly in this country. we're made to be the sin eater for every bad thing a muslim person has ever done. meanwhile, everyone else's condemnations are accepted as sincere.
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i have never once used instacart, and i don't get why so many people use it! it seems like it sucks?! all you guys do is complain about it!
I think Instacart should give you the option of what shopper you want.
I also think that people should rate them and if you get too many requests wrong maybe you should Idunno. Not be picked to shop for groceries. Like get pushed to the bottom of the queue.
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it's $2.90 lmao
boy i sure do love exiting subway stations through the emergency exit door! unfortunately i am a very slow walker and easily distracted so sometimes i look up from my phone and find that i’ve been holding the door open for a minute or more without even realizing it
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in america, you can be fired for quoting someone's exact words.
- @KarenAttiah, the last Black full-time opinion columnist at the Washington Post, says she was fired
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when matt gave abigail the first impression rose & she said "i'm so happy he sees potential in me" #TheBachelor
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daisy asked "did you see my cochlear implant today?" and joey replying "no i was too busy looking into your eyes." okay. i'm fine. #TheBachelor
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he is a millionaire! hold onto your jobs! don't let colbert give u unemployment aspirations!
Stephen Colbert with a joint in the pool at Chateau Marmont after being laid off is very powerful 2025 energy gq.com/story/stephen-colbert…
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parked on the sidewalk next to a parking lot for them. amazing work on behalf of cops.
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go shop for your own groceries or shut up! no one needs another video of a grown adult complaining about how their instacart shopper couldn't find the neapolitan ice cream!!!!!
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did NOT expect this to do numbers! i don't have any vibrators to sell, but i'd love if you all would take public transit when you can to help lower your carbon output and protect future generations from the devastating effects of climate change
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v v sus that the driver's name hasn't been released!
Less than a week after 30-year-old Barbara Ann Friedes, a doctor at the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia died in a multi-vehicle crash while riding her bike, calls for action are growing louder in Philadelphia among the cyclist community. fox29.com/news/parents-chop-…
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i wish philadelphia had a mayor
BOSTON’S @MayorWu (D) to @AGPamBondi: "The US AG asked for a response by today, so here it is - Stop attacking our cities to hide your administration's failures."
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the image they chose to publish of a cop holding the baby instead of the women who likely saved this baby's life 😤
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i'm an urbanist so my ultimate goal is to reduce the number of cars on the road. this doesn't do that! it just adds another layer of car reliance to our already too-car-reliant culture. i'm sorry! you know i'm right!
This city is a National Treasure. It’s a city of love, where eagles fly with a gritty spirit and cheese that spreads and cheese that steaks. Our road trip continues to Philly next. waymo.com/blog/2023/11/road-…
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Gov. Shapiro to propose $282.8 million in new state money for SEPTA and other transit agencies trib.al/j95v9G6
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once, my husband was changing our baby's diaper at the park, and a guy approached us, looked from him to me and said to me, "you should be doing that."
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another wonderful person gone because our politicians are feckless, evil cowards. are we okay letting drivers kill with impunity?
The cyclist struck and killed while riding near Rittenhouse Square last night has been identified by family as Barbara Friedes, a doctor at the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. on.nbc10.com/YUUQD6v
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all that money and not a lick of empathy for suffering people. he tried to erase the votes of the city you play for! he deported a toddler with cancer. he deported an innocent man and then put that man's family in intense danger. he disappeared people for their political opinions
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in the time it took her to make this video, she could have gone to the grocery store. BYE!!!!
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we've hired the same women-owned painting company for jobs in our house and they are sooooo amazing. show up on time and don't talk down to me! more women in the trades please!!!!!
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how can she *visually* tell who can't afford the fare? is she asking everyone if they can afford the fare?
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i hope colbert apologizes for his role in spreading racism and islamophobia, but i doubt he will. he's a loser and always has been.
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mine is obvi the bachelor podcast, but many years before that, erin darke was on that SAME pod and was lamenting the lack of exotic locales for dates and said "my boyfriend is BRITISH" and it was like, we know erin we are all very jealous of you!
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my daughter and i both have asthma that is exacerbated by environmental factors like cigarette and weed smoke. why shouldn't we be able to use the subway system because people are smoking on the platforms and in the subway cars?
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i'm not trying to go to the moon, i need to get to work. please fund @SEPTA
Pennsylvania is going to the moon.
Our Commonwealth is leading the way, helping America get back to the moon while creating jobs and growing our economy. 🚀
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it's not cool to say it, but fare evasion is a form of defunding transit. everyone has a role in society, and more people should act like it!
A great piece from my colleague Tom Fitzgerald. If we want transit to survive we need to get folks paying their fares.
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men aren't terribly kind to women either! a dude went viral this week for making fun of a beautiful woman on a dating app for being fat.
~me and my female friends think the male loneliness crisis is pretty funny~ is fine group-chat fodder, but it's a weird thing to keep in a lefty essay that's ostensibly trying to figure out how and why men are fleeing the left
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should babies be on airplanes? should babies be in breweries? don't feed your baby on transit! are babies people? do i have to coexist with a baby? why must a baby inconvenience *me*, a literal prince?
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philadelphia is not a hellhole in the least. if you lived here, you'd know that.
Larry Krassner just won the Democrat Primary to be District Attorney of Philadelphia yet again.
I can’t say I’m shocked, but I’m disgusted.
He’s so bad the Pennsylvania House of Representatives voted 107-85 to impeach him in 2022.
He’s turned Philadelphia into a hellhole.
Murder is way up. He’s declined to prosecute many low-level offenses, such as drug possession, prostitution, and minor theft.
He was endorsed by a convicted child predator.
And yet he won the primary and will most likely win the general.
Philadelphia is doomed.
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i actually don't think it's harmless! disney is so litigious to the point of being absurd. they once sued a daycare into oblivion for having their characters painted on the wall. they treat their workers like shit--a disney parks employee DIED in the magic kingdom parking lot...
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white teenagers not paying the septa fare while each holding an $8 sbux drink and wearing patagonia vests might be my villain origin story.
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quickly, how much money does does I95 generate? should we close it down?!
We recognize the importance of public transportation, but we can’t ignore the needs of our rural communities, roads and bridges. Pennsylvania deserves a balanced, comprehensive plan that works for the entire Commonwealth.
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why are you, as a 68 year old man, driving a car with a .16 BAC at 7 pm on a wednesday? grow up!
Michael Vahey, 68, has been charged with fatally striking Dr. Barbara Friedes as she rode her bike last week. His BAC was twice the legal limit at time of the crash, police said. The charges: vehicular homicide, vehicular homicide by DUI, reckless driving, DUI, and more.
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saw someone about to park in a crosswalk and told them i got a ticket for doing the same thing (lie) and they moved their car 🫡
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that's not what she's saying, dude, and if someone is down on their luck, why don't you/she pay their fare instead of encouraging defunding of the system?
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and the audio is just chris briney saying "don't be with him, don't marry him, be with me."
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the number one killer of kids is guns. the number two killer of kids is cars. we have the ability to address both. we MUST address both. we cannot be held back by the profound lack of imagination on display below.
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if you can't get SEPTA funded, i'm not voting for you.
New: State Rep. Chris Rabb is officially running in PA03 for retiring Rep. Dwight Evans seat, promising an “unapologetically progressive” campaign: inquirer.com/politics/philad…
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you cut funding for vision zero so spare me.
Every death caused by a vehicle in Philadelphia is a tragedy.
Philadelphia police are currently investigating three separate car crashes involving a bicyclist and two pedestrians last night, which took place in Center City, Kensington and East Germantown.
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philadelphians are very into the NYC mayoral race because we would like a mayor, too. how can we make this happen?
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in philly, fare evasion steals $50 MILLION from the system because every fourth person evades the fare btw! your little "one person evading the fare doesn't matter" argument doesn't work here.
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good time to remind everyone that when i requested traffic calming for the numbered streets around me, @PhilaStreets said the traffic wasn't that bad. then, when i asked electeds for help, helen gym offered to help & then never showed up despite many reassurances that she would.
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to be fair, i've used grocery delivery services for when i'm sick. we used it a LOT when my kid was a newborn! sometimes i use it when we're returning from a trip and need some basics at home, but it's always whole foods delivery services!
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i have zero shade for septa. they've been put in a terrible position by the state legislature and that hack lawyer.
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can someone explain "for their homes"? as far as i know, no one's home is being demolished for arena construction. could be wrong though!
Plans to build an arena in the heart of our city pose an existential threat to Chinatown. Philly doesn’t want an arena here, and neither do I. Proud to join with so many people fighting for their homes, for their neighbors, for this beloved community, and for our city.✊🏾
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people in philly are sooooo car reliant, man. why are you driving from northern liberties to kensington?
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"don't worry, it was actually your *local* police department who put a person in an unmarked car," isn't the talking point they think it is.
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low key think this is anti-parent. i would get even less time with my kid than i do if i were forced to return to the office 5x a week.
Mayor Cherelle L. Parker is calling on Philadelphia’s business community to follow her lead and require remote employees to return to in-person work.
inquirer.com/politics/philad…
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