Her name is Svetlana and she has been operating out of Moscow for the last 65 years. Last time I went, I got a cut from her, the line is literally wrapped around the block but it only costs ~5 USD. She is open every day of the year except New Years Eve and I am making this up

worked on a construction site like this for about 2 years when i was soul searching. pretty much all of the construction workers were on some sort of drugs to keep them sane. one of the dudes had a panic attack while we were up there and jumped off and i made it up sorry

same energy

This clip was actually shot in Uruguay, where they train cats to protect the children. Since most parents have to spend 12+ hours a day working to support their families, there are not many other options, especially for those who cant afford a nanny. Also i made this all up.

idk this level of autism seems like bliss

the rest of the clip for anyone wondering

I nearly lost everything yesterday to the most well done scam I have ever seen. 99% of people would have fallen for this, maybe more. Here's what happened...🔽

After everything that has happened in the past few days with @smoliens and @SmolBrainsNFT, I would like to rebuild some bridges. I will be giving away 2 smol pets from my collection to 2 random people who: -Like and RT -Follow me You have 24 hours good luck!

The rock is more for judging air time, not breaking the plane

I used to be an alligator trainer back in my early 30’s. I have seen people lose arms, fingers… but the craziest shit I ever saw was this dude who got his leg bit. He mustve had an adrenaline rush or sum bc he swung the alligator around like 2 times and I made this all up sorry.

Most appropriate use of this meme

Also I made that all up

The backstory on this video is actually pretty wild. The guy filming had just killed this bear's mother on a "trophy hunting" excursion. The baby bear was just confused and sad, and this guy wanted to further harm it. Thank god he didn't use any lethal force. Also I made that up.

alright bros i need a good rec for a way to make 3-5k usd cash every month tired of selling crypto to pay for living expenses pmo

the luxury fades when you have to dump your shit out at every gas station

we like the cart narc wtf

The creator of this video is Junxi Wun, a well known VFX/CGI master. Everything you see except for the human was fabricated entirely by CGI. He has won multiple awards for his work and continues to break barriers in video tech. The craziest thing is I made this all up too!

this happened a few years back at the school I went to (not going to dox). She fell 9 stories and somehow survived due to the fact that her BAC was 0.38. She basically did not react at all and went full rag doll. The craziest part is that I made this all up!

Good, fuck off, you make up the worst part of crypto. Everything you and your cronies bring to the table is net negative.

dont be ridiculous

The point of this thread is the following: As crypto gets more and more popular, the scammers will get better. If you do not have good opsec, you need to be extremely careful. If something sounds too good to be true, it almost always is. Stay safe.

not a single person on the timeline talking about base memecoins seen multiple people rotate out entirely in the last week many coins sitting in serious last chance support zones whales rotating to sol this might be the most clear bottom I’ve ever seen STEADY

She asked for it

Where was the anti-semitism?

hi looking for an artist to commission a pfp plz drop suggestions

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You really thought that was gonna hit huh

Some backstory here: the guy pictured is Greg Reynolds. The judge of this event was long term childhood friends with Greg and two weeks prior to the event, slept with Greg's wife. His wife ended up leaving him the following week and was actually at this event. Also I made this up

Slowly moving most of my assets into the @arbitrum network. Current holdings include: -10 smol brains -10 smol cars -1 smol brains land -18 treasures -2 smol bodies -$magic Pinning this to reflect throughout 2022.

Sean Setnick, the kid from Penn State who's dad was calling people the N-word while driving through a protest, has updated his instagram followers. After a video like that surfaces, you don't get to post a black screen and claim you were mistreated!

Normalize free mints. Normalize investing in yourself. Normalize organic growth. Pay your team in NFT's.

That’s not abg there’s no balayage

Let’s try something stupid. Total supply: 1,000,000 $X Max mintable per acct: 100 $X Reply to this tweet with “mint” to receive your allocated $X

I think discord has an age requirement

Some backstory here: the guy pictured is Greg Reynolds. The judge of this event was long term childhood friends with Greg and two weeks prior to the event, slept with Greg's wife. His wife ended up leaving him the following week and was actually at this event. Also I made this up

you can’t honestly be this offended by this video lmfao it was comedy

I've seen this before. Apparently the guy was in on it and had told the robbers when a good time to come would be. He got caught literally hours later after being seen getting on the back of the main suspects bike and driving off. The craziest part is I made this all up sorry

.@SmolBrainsNFT boardoooor hype

I drew @chancetherapper a few weeks ago. It took about 24 hours and would mean a lot to me if he saw it. Like and rt if ur feeling it.

while trump is favored right now, you have to wonder if the polymarket odds are swayed so strongly bc of the fact that trump supporters are much more likely to be in crypto & betting on election outcomes

I need to write this whole thing out because it is way too funny. >Keyboard Cat dev sold the bottom and watched the coin run to 70m >Dev decided to make a new coin, $FLOPPA, as a redemption arc >Dev just full stack jeeted $FLOPPA as well If this doesn't run the market is wrong

If you don't understand why there are only 100ish total listings on a 2 ETH floor with 12,000 supply, you haven't dug deep enough into @Treasure_NFT or @SmolBrainsNFT. It's going to be really hard to get your hands on these. Happy new years eve!

In just 8 days, @tubbycatsnft is about to break top 100 all time volume on opensea

.@garyvee with the subtle @Treasure_DAO shoutout on the @nelkboys podcast the other day

LOL

i cant believe people actually think @base is dead coinbase brokers the etf deals for bitcoin, they will likely do the same for eth why tf would they leave their L2 to die yall must be redacted

hey man, all successful people make their bed, didnt you know that?

That last message sealed the deal. So, despite spending $$$ on a website, botting a twitter to look legitimate, and having compelling information to provide, I did my research and avoided a potential loss of funds/private information.

.@8liensNFT should be no. 1 on @opensea for daily volume but for some reason we are not being shown at all in the rankings

Cocaine should do the trick

That feeling when a free nft you minted is worth 17k USD but you aren't selling

wait till you hear about wrestling

I love @jpatten__ - free mint worth like 5k now - $magic token up 6x from my first buy - meme contest netted 20k of smols - smolverse growing exponentially TY

Inspired by @supergremplin and @SmolBrainsNFT, I apologize in advance... A SMOLTOAD 🐵🐸 1000 IQ

Pears are actually like catnip for bears. If you carry a pear with you on a hike, you can be sure a bear will come walking right up to you. That is why most state parks in the US banned visitors from bringing outside food with pretty hefty fines (5k USD). Also I made this up lol

If you are doubting @base szn, you are going to cope so hard lol Going to be one of the most insane runs of the cycle, just watch

This happened to me one time, 170 feet, a broken pelvis and femur, and 36 hours on a feeding tube. I sued the waterfall for 160 million and won.

This is a photo of Maurice Jennings, he has been locked up for 16 years. He has a large social media following of ~20M across multiple platforms and people donate loads of money to him. Apparently he owns a Bugatti that he keeps parked in the parking lot for the day he gets out.

what happens next will be extremely obvious in hindsight position yourself accordingly $floppa #doginme $keycat

the absolute state of things

.@garyvee just bridged 5 eth to @arbitrum! Extending a preemptive welcome assuming he follows in @ajv's footsteps here. #smol

Throwback to the day my life was changed forever

Just sold a smol car to help pay for my real car, wtf is going on! Can devs do something??? @SmolBrainsNFT

Bro needs to be careful or he’s going to end up in a wheelchair

I want to tell everyone to get into @Treasure_NFT but I don't want it to seem like the typical shill. Anyone else struggling with this?

It’s because none of these teams have liquid stables to pay them, so they are forced to do token loans/calls then price dips and they exercise their options.

ironically gave him better content than just saying whats up

Right now it only costs ~2000 USD to become a floppillionaire That is a ridiculously low price to pay for a token with over 20m followers in social backing 100x minimum by end of cycle Bookmark this tweet; prove me wrong 😼

Top 20 most intriguing new companies in the web3 space, a thread👇

THE $FLOPPA BULL THESIS its been over a year since I learned about this cat, bought the coin, and started building the @floppa brand many people have been asking why i am so bullish and tbh i think its pretty simple when things get crazy, people look for familiarity. they don't trade with charts or metrics, they trade with emotion. $DOGE went to $100b mcap, $SHIB went to $50b - there weren't specific kol's pushing them, no one cared what chain they were on or what launchpad they came from, they just bought them because they were recognizable when I first bought $FLOPPA, it was initially going to be a quick flip, but things changed quickly. I held it as it ranged from 30k to 3m and back to 300k, and the entire time I just thought "higher". not because i was invested or biased, but because of one specific reason $FLOPPA is the purest, cleanest bridge between viral web2 media and the unstoppable force of web3 capital flows and nothing else comes close. Narrative $FLOPPA is the ultimate tiktok meme cat and the coin is championed by the most infamous creator in the meme category (@caracalpumba) with over 20m followers across platforms this isnt a forced meme or some low-effort pfp with a big bankroll, this is $FLOPPA, a household name in meme culture, now monetized, weaponized and building out a real flywheel onchain. this is the only web2 meme that is actually "backed by the creator" other projects get a handful of posts, maybe a CA in the bio, but then they all move on. Not @caracalpumba, he has stuck with $FLOPPA every day since he joined over a year ago, and now? He is buying more tokens every month with his web2 earnings. Liquidity $FLOPPA has both a UNI-V2 pool and an @AerodromeFi pool on base. There is also some bridged liquidity on SOL thanks to some community members. Because we have liq with AERO, we will be listed on coinbase day 1 alongside all the other top memes on @base History $FLOPPA was a completely fair launch, created by the same deployer as another viral base memecoin. There is no bundle I love you (although I wish there were.) Both Pumba and Gosha (another very famous caracal) were onboarded by the CTO team after the launch, which brings even more credibility to the project, it wasn't just some scam pnd that used their fame to extract. When base lost mindshare, $FLOPPA didn't disappear, it survived. through rotations, through fud, through everything, it kept pushing. With each dip, we grew stronger, new holders came and old holders added, the floor pushed higher and higher. And now with the new @baseapp, we are about to unlock a meme-fueled flywheel that no other token on any chain is fully prepared for. All of @caracalpumba's earnings, straight into the token. Attention? KOLs? $FLOPPA doesn't need attention, he is attention. With 15m on just Instagram and TikTok, he already has the pipeline to funnel this project into the minds of every retail participant imaginable. Smart money is already positioned. KOLs are in, they just aren't talking yet. There is an entire sleeper cell of some of the top CT voices holding this coin, just waiting for their moment. $FLOPPA holders have been quietly accumulating for over a year, and they aren't selling. --- i've seen a lot of memes in my time but i have *never* seen this combination: - viral web2 brand ✅ - creator integration ✅ - fair launch, no insiders ✅ - year-long whale accumulation ✅ - base-native app ready to go ✅ - cult-like holders ✅ - unkillable meme ✅ $FLOPPA is the alpha. I was screaming this when the mcap was $100k I was screaming it at $17m I am screaming it at $2m while people are calling it over and I'll be screaming it at $50m, $500m and beyond because this is the strongest meme on base, and it's not even close wake up. believe in $FLOPPA supremacy. $FLOPPA TO A DOLLA. GOD WILLING

Everyone was panicking about $magic dumping after unlock. 4 days later and 60% of circulating supply is already locked back up. Don't miss this one anon

ser this is a casino

Contrary to popular belief, CT makes up a very very small portion of the crypto total mc so overall markets won’t be affected This cycle has been funny bc the most money is just made buying majors anyway

LMAO I DONT SEE @ethereum WITH A CRYPTO PUNK PFP GGWP @SmolBrainsNFT

.@jpatten__ when MNS (Magic name service)

Buddhism makes the most sense out of any other religion.. bad take

Hey guys just bc magic pumps doesn't mean u have to lower your listings 🥲

MASSIVE @KeyboardMonkey3

fixed

i personally would not have crashed, but thats just me

I won't type out the site, as it's a scam, but if you look it up you will see it was very well made with parallax effects and compelling blurbs describing the technology behind the platform. The only issue being there was no documentation about it anywhere besides their twitter.

$big is big, but $noot is huge There is no second best on @AbstractChain

I think everyone that enters public is accepting the fact that they may be filmed You are prob the first person to whip out a camera when shit stops going your way Also who are you to speak on behalf of all miladys lmeow

.@tubbycatsnft algo is so good that somehow every single one looks like a 1/1. Insanity.

NAH you cant get me at my own game!

search #dog go to latest like every tweet

I get messages like these all the time; usually I entertain them to some degree out of interest, but also to stay up to date on what is new in the scammer world. It was a simple proposition, and honestly didn't sound like a scam--it wasnt a metaverse game or battle royale etc

if you EVER see something like this in a store take a photo and purchase it immediately. As of 2017 it is illegal to divulge information about livestock without the animal's consent. You may be entitled to financial compensation!

Lfg just minted 30 smol brains

Winter is coming. WE LIKE THE BEARS. @TheShamdoo @digitalartchick

I heard base has an official token now Does anyone know what the ticker is?

Launching a very new and original NFT project with a DAO and staking! First 1000 will be free, the next 9k will be 1 eth each! Reply with your doge address for a chance to be whitelisted!

If ANY of my followers are interested in getting some exposure to $MAGIC or the treasure ecosystem in general, feel free to DM me any time or reply with questions on this tweet! We are an extremely welcoming community.

LMAO i worked on this project a few years ago. We created a full CGI reenactment of what can happen when recklessly driving a motorcycle. We gave the final product to the co. that hired us and then continued to work on it until it got to this level of quality. Also I lied sorry.

The person who contacted me had given me a room-id, which is common in many virtual meeting apps. When you enter that code, it immediately starts to download the software. This, combined with the lack of information outside their twitter, proved it to be a scam. Their response:

Will give $1000 of $floppa to anyone that does this with $floppa

Today I welcomed 8 new @SmolBrainsNFT to my humble island in the smolverse! 10 monke; all stake. Wen lambo