Me on my lunch break watching my coworkers struggle because it got busy nitter.app/likesmoth/status/10274…
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My straight weed dealer is hung and it’s ruining my life
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Minneapolis this morning lmao
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FORGIVE HIM THIS IS CUTE
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Florence is a F R EEEE AK !
kira 👾
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When I see a shirtless runner
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The exact moment I turned gay nitter.app/imkylemoon/status/1049…
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Imagine getting a tattoo on your ass and he’s the tattoo artist omg
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Y’all really let this flop ... nitter.app/_tinashenow_/status/94…
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Ok well... Spotify premium > Apple Music
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Florence: Run fast for your mother run fast for your father run for your children for your sisters and brothers Me:
r
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This is what you see at the gates of hell
arty boy
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Conspiracy theory: Lady Gaga died in 2010 and was replaced by a boring ass bitch
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Replying to @gay__baby
A tarot reading
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Chickens: *are living* Azealia Banks nitter.app/Izzzaaq/status/8149214…
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It’s the same price??????????????
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Replying to @sixinchbeys
“Built a home and watched it burn” did you think she was just saying stuff
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All the power went out I ———nitter.app/NCommentarys/status/11…
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**** ** ****
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Y’all say this until she cancels enigma due to it
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This “idgaf I’m successful I’m gonna work with abusers” era is so incredibly cringe
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ALSO, at the end of the year Spotify makes playlists of your most listened to songs of that year !!! When will ur fav honestly ???
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Replying to @TedTalksDrag
I’m still Finna use it
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I KNOW THATS RIGHT !!!
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Replying to @bbIjafar
Sis …
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Replying to @Fjurgen_ @lyrenthis
So just cook olive oil on a pan? Go eat your chicken tenders
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Your dog watcher was also shot in the chest multiple times but go off
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Me deleting sexts I sent while horny
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Replying to @monkieboy99
Typical bottom acting like a little bitch shocking
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When my heart breaks … when my world shakes …
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My girlfriends as soon as I give them the pass
The Forbitten McRib.
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Replying to @sxrgito
He clearly said this because he’s the femme bottom
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Replying to @poppysdaddi
the mouse in her room actually recorded this … think before u tweet
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The FUCK is this?
Charlotte
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👋
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Replying to @petworthot
Thank god I’m 5’9
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Replying to @o11o111o1
He looks so good tho with and without
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Replying to @Fjurgen_ @lyrenthis
Real food
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Me high as fuck last night after just being plowed in the ass in the Parking lot of some church
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The hate this album gets … For absolutely no reason … Just because she is pretty and makes good music …
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Replying to @Grand_Ole_Evan
Is ugly a political orientation ?
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Me: I’m tired Republican : nitter.app/femmesbots/status/1014…
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My poop in the toilet before I flush it
Joey Diamond (Miami📍)
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Replying to @pAndPooK
Retard reply
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The gays trying to revive gagas career
Charlotte
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RADICAL OPTIMISM 🦈 end of an era 100/10 houdini 10/10 training season 1/10 these walls 10/10 whatcha doing 10/10 french exit 100/10 illusion 10/10 falling forever 100/10 anything for love 10/10 maria 10/10 happy for you 100/10
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Replying to @StationAzalea
Been quite what
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My DNA : 👌 😩 👌😩   😩 😩👌 😩 👌 😩  👌 😩  👌 😩 👌 😩 👌   👌  👌 😩 👌  😩 👌  😩 👌   😩 👌  😩  👌😩 😩👌 😩 👌
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