Retired CS2 Trader (5+ years) and Shitposter (20 years)

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Valve has some explaining to do 💀
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“What you see is what you get”
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Don’t forget THIS is what we had on Halloween 2018 in CSGO. Where did it all go wrong?
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gold gold gold
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thoughts?
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We got StatTrak™ Nike | Printstream before GTA6 😭
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booba 🎀
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who smokes mid bro 😭
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hello cs community will u forgive my ragebait post? 🥺
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my cat after i spend the entire night watching ohnepixel
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why don't we get these cool pickem trophies anymore? nowadays it's the same exact coin, just a different PNG
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somebody help this guy
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bro showing off his rams instead of his racks 😭
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cooking up another one >:)
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is he autistic?
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Replying to @1337Eken
okay i cant defend that one ☠️
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just witnessed a karambit sapphire getting cashed out for 80% ☠️ asked the guy why sell so cheap and he told me he's happy with it some people just fucking hate money i guess
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what lore did i miss @FJXSU
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It's been over 4 years since new Gloves have been added to Counter-Strike. Why aren't we getting more finishes or even glove models?
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Haven't seen anyone mention these "pink" gems 👀
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Replying to @xoupgone
um actually if u read valve tos you'd know trading items for real $ is forbidden 🤓
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Replying to @scb1429
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Replying to @tradeit_gg
community: pls fix bugs, stop cheaters, add new content devs: heres new damage UI
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Replying to @CS2_Sam
actually you can lose your cs2 knife or the value can go down
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those who know… 💀
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would give credits to whoever i found this from, but its a gamba website, so fuck them
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also wanna mention that I get told daily to k*ll myself in voicechat on the daily. I report these players and always get an email back saying EA didnt take any action.
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Replying to @ValorantUpdated
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just stating facts
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try defending this one.
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Replying to @crispyblokes
ive only met nice people and cute girls
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Replying to @RocketArchive
sadly they dont even have to work for the money anymore cs2 players will spend money on the game no matter what, so valve has basically passive income
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Replying to @teamspeak
“active”
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they wouldn't understand...
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Replying to @CsNeok
damn your cheaters are at least trying to play semi legit thats cute
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Replying to @Zellsis
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speak to me when your $250 skin goes to $100 and ur -$150 on a shitty knife ;)
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its the goddamn liberals
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Replying to @jiyuval_
0W 59L ??
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Replying to @Electriz
man finds out about supply and demand
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Replying to @Ozzny_CS2
at least one 😭 that would double the cs2 dev team
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Replying to @Ozzny_CS2
inputsch otomeishon
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Replying to @FJXSU
classic zhun... ive been saying hes cheating for years... nobody believes me... they think im going crazy... but i know hes cheating YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME PLEASE
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Replying to @BunnyHop
bros life is created by bhop scripts and gamba sponsors 💀
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Replying to @Lillykyu @lillykyu
chicken hockey?... . . . . . chicken ,. . . . . . jockey?
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Probably my favorite youtuber atm 😭 This shit is peak
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marriage sponsored by skinclub
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"isn't out yet" I don't think it's that difficult to port maps... look at @lillykyu dropping maps daily, but a bazillion dollar company can't port a few? yeah right
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ALT Food Eating GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants

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My biggest deal to date ! Cashed out a $12000 inventory ✅
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hello guys i fixed it please stop sending death threats to my dog now
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your next case will be a knife ( JOKE! )
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so what did we get out of cs2? - better graphics but much worse performance - subtick is a disaster - cheating is the same basically - movement is a disaster - player numbers are down - no operation (no new content overall) - removed overwatch this downfall needs to be studied
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tony stark is clean with it
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Replying to @downbadcomment
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Replying to @matiiseek1337
knife > gloves tho
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Replying to @Superrrr77
fixed it
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Put them back on bro 😭💔
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Replying to @Electriz
bevause black ties r ugly
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"valve's anticheat" would imply there is an anticheat
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the hobby
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gold coin looks better anyways
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you probably bought it for market price
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Replying to @Cross1881
back then we got updates… now its just releasing stuff just to make more money
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Replying to @ArmaPlatform
2027 😭 imma be married have 2 kids and in retirement by then
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uhh guys?
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how some people describe s1mple’s prime
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Replying to @dingleCS2 @CS2_Sam
im unemployed
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Replying to @vaccoin
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The "Flex" sticker has a pretty funny scrape btw
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Replying to @tradeit_gg
lake isn't even a map made for 5v5 😭
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Replying to @xoupgone
exactly. it isnt. thats the legal loophole they’re using “our game doesnt have gambling, because they only sell their stuff on steam market and that isnt real money”
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Replying to @CsNeok
the deep investigation in question
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Replying to @ThourCS2
at this point lets run a website where you can bet on valve updates
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yeah this never happened. nt tho
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okay who is this in bausffs chat?
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Replying to @real_b14
its a videogame
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Replying to @raj_ghostorchid
lmk the last time youve met a cheater in valorant ill wait
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Replying to @capezera
pov: their steam bio
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just saw this on tiktok 💀 Valorant fans can’t be serious with this shit radiant over lvl10 faceit and challenger? has to be ragebait surely
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Replying to @ConPlexRL
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should i tell her 😳
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