My child will never hold elected office because of this account. I cuss so my kid has made a killing on the swear jar market. (she/her)
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You don’t need to be on the streets protesting. But if you know someone in your private life who is part of what is happening in Minnesota and you are not shunning them or making them really fucking uncomfortable, you are endorsing what is happening. You are the ‘good German’.
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Musk didn’t quit school. He never started. He used Stanford as an excuse to get into the country. Then he never registered for classes. His plan was to get into the country on a student visa and then start his company. He never intended to go to school.
Elon Musk worked in US illegally in 1995 after quitting school – report dlvr.it/TFm44C
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Let’s not get things twisted.
The people in LA are protesting because people are being snatched by masked individuals, held in unknown conditions, and being denied due process.
People protesting on January 6th were trying to overthrow our government.
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Do. Not. Come. Here. This woman had a return ticket to Berlin for February 15th, her German passport, a visa waiver. She is in ICE detention. Her friends couldn’t find her. Because ICE is detaining her, she missed her return flight to Germany.
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The St. Louis school that was the site of an active shooter today had:
-Metal Detectors
-All doors were locked
-Seven security officers in the school
Still, the shooter gained entry and people died.
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I had four miscarriages. One was a set of twins. I couldn’t have more kids. That’s not a moral failing and it doesn’t make me less worthy of voting power in this country. J.D. Vance can go f*ck his mother’s sofa.
JD Vance says Americans without children should “face the consequences and the reality” and not get “nearly the same voice” in democracy
Vance: “Let’s give votes to all children in this country, but let’s give control over those votes to the parents of those children.”
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Capitol police have no problem removing and arresting women in wheelchairs when they allegedly disrupt Congressional hearings. Why should GOP lawmakers be given a pass? #CapitolPolice #ArrestGaetz businessinsider.com/wheelcha…
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I’ll tell you what Liz Cheney’s endorsement of Kamala Harris did. It made Nikki Haley look like a craven political hack who puts her own self-interest and political fortunes ahead of her own country.
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The largest single donation to Trump’s inauguration fund came from Pilgrim’s Pride, a chicken processor. They ‘donated’ $5M.
The USDA will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their raw products, withdrawing a Biden-era proposal. Here's what to know. foxla.com/news/usda-salmonel…
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ICE raids at:
- a deli previously owned by a former Obama official
- a restaurant owned by Norah O’Donnel’s spouse
- a restaurant owned by Chef Jose Andres
Funny, they’re not raiding Trump golf courses and resorts.
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“Our worst nightmare is that weather forecast offices will be so understaffed that there will be needless loss of life,” wrote five former NWS directors from both Democratic and Republican administrations in an open letter on May 2nd.
In Houston, 44% of NWS positions are vacant.
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So are we all just pretending that there isn’t a sex trafficking groomer serving in the U.S. House of Representatives? What the hell is being done about this and why isn’t he in jail? notus.org/florida/new-court-…
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One way to get “Trump is a convicted felon” trending is to threaten us with a defamation lawsuit.
Trump IS a convicted felon. Bring it.
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When the family shows up to try and talk Grandpa into giving up his driver’s license.
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Republicans: How do we win back women?
Dan Bongino: I know! We’ll label the Dem VP pick Tampon Tim like using tampons or supplying them is a slur.
Republicans: Brilliant!!
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All those yellow markers are bullets. The police responded and killed the gunman 32 seconds after the first shot was fired. In 32 seconds, he was able to kill 9 people and wound 17 others. Every time you vote for a Republican, you are voting for this. washingtonpost.com/nation/in…
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Reading through Jack Smith’s report makes me sick. Our system of justice failed. It is a failure. Trump was able to run out the clock, then win an election to stay out of jail. The system is a fucking joke.
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California didn’t vote for this. Texas did. Florida, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Arizona, Iowa, Ohio did. Why doesn’t the Trump administration start their round-ups in those states?
I’ll tell you why. Because it’s not about immigration. it’s about optics.
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Ghislaine Maxwell smears one of her victims in the Blanche interview. She claims this photo is fake. If that’s true, the FBI should have proof that it’s fake. Also, not only did Prince Andrew settle a civil suit based on this photo, so did Maxwell.
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If ICE wants people to stop comparing them to the Gestapo, they should stop acting like the Gestapo.
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For all the people who complained about school closings because of COVID-19, over 60 schools are currently closed in MI because of threats of school shootings. Your silence is deafening.
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As a citizen of the United States, do I or do I not have the right to freely travel across state lines? Do I have a right to keep the purpose of my travels private? I’m gonna need Democrats to speak out about this. Loudly. @SenateDems @HouseDemocrats @POTUS @VP
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Remember when every single Missouri Republican except Roy Blunt voted against Joe Biden’s Infrastructure bill? These are all the public infrastructure projects in Missouri funded with that money. $4.1B. whitehouse.gov/invest/
#LetsGoBrandon
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The University of Missouri is part of the Soybean Innovation Lab. Missouri, as a state, is #7 in the nation for soybean production. It is our #1 crop. The annual on farm value of Missouri’s soybean crop is more than $2.5 billion. #moleg @GovMikeKehoe /1
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Next year, can we just get him a birthday cake shaped like a tank at Costco and save the US taxpayers $47M?
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Missouri. What. The. Fuck. You approved an Amendment to legalize abortion and then elected a governor who supports making abortion illegal.
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Erin Hawley, Sen. Josh Hawley’s wife, works for the Alliance Defending Freedom. The Southern Poverty Law has labeled ADF as a hate group for their anti-LGBTQ ideology.
A sitting U.S. senator’s wife works for a hate group. splcenter.org/fighting-hate/…
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Not to put too fine a point in it but Biden was calling out the people who wanted to hang you, Mike.
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Yesterday, in St. Louis, 5 people died and 36 were injured due to a tornado estimated to be at least an EF-3. 5k homes and businesses were damaged. 70K are still without power. Not a word from the President of the United States. This is what he’s focused on 👇
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How does NC vote for a Democrat for governor and then turn around and vote for Trump??
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Instead of taxing the income of extremely wealthy people, they’re taxing all of us when we buy things. They’re replacing income tax with what amounts to a sales tax.
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Katie Britt is the white woman who holds up the whole check-out line demanding the cashier honors her expired Kohl’s cash.
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Who is in charge of evacuating US classified documents from Mar-A-Lago prior to Hurricane Milton???
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Turns out Missouri’s Junior Senator managed to disseminate a lot of disinformation the roots of which the ODNI has traced back to Putin’s Kremlin.
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Man who was open carrying his rifle at the grocery store was robbed at gunpoint of his rifle. He went to his car to retrieve another gun. A shoot-out ensued. Bystanders were injured. ksdk.com ksdk.com/article/news/crime/…
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When I cross over the Mississippi River, I still feel the same. Nothing about me changes. But that simple act of crossing a bridge means I have more freedom. In seconds, I’m suddenly afforded the same rights as my husband.
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When you hear the Trump campaign complain that by releasing Jack Smith’s filing, the DOJ is interfering in the election, remember that:
1. The judge unsealed this not Jack Smith
2. This could have all been wrapped up by now but Trump has done nothing but delay, delay, delay.
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Spouse: Why are you putting on a bra?
Me: In case our house is hit by a tornado and a TV crew shows up.
Spouse: Ok but why are you putting on your Josh Hawley Sucks Shirt?
Me: I just told you. In case our house is hit by a tornado and a TV crew shows up.
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I don’t care what the hell polls in Iowa say. You march your happy ass to the polls and vote.
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On my sample ballot in Missouri, the first two judges listed are Kelly Broniec and Ginger Gooch. Both voted to try and keep reproductive rights off the ballot.
No on Kelly
No on Ginger
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Turns out the ‘public square’ is owned by a bunch of venture capitalists, Saudis and Russians.
Elon Musk was forced to reveal who financed his purchase of Twitter.
Amongst owners of Twitter there are two Russian oligarchs who are close to Putin and we're sanctioned over the Russian invasion of Ukraine: Petr Aven and Vadim Moshkovich.
fortune.com/2024/08/22/elon-…
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Kate Cox’s baby will die. It’s only a matter of time. This Texas law and court decision isn’t about life. It’s about control.
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Josh Hawley declined to participate In a debate today moderated by the League of Women Voters because he’s appalled that women can vote.
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Conservatives on a school board in Missouri just cancelled an elective on Black history. Conservatives ended gender affirming healthcare in the state. Conservatives will leave you alone as long as you’re doing, saying, learning, reading, behaving exactly as they think you should.
Graham: The bottom line is Conservatives are tolerant, we are kind of get out of your business, you leave me alone, I’ll leave you alone
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Jacob Soboroff reporting on MSNBC that Blackhawk helicopters, normally at our southern border looking for cartel activity, are now patrolling the strawberry fields of Ventura County, CA chasing the people who pick the crops that feed us. @jacobsoboroff @DeadlineWH
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Sure Harrison Butker is a homophobe, transphobe and racist. But who knew he was also antisemitic? Don’t snooze on his comment about “who killed Jesus”.
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While the billionaire’s kid plays in the Oval Office, his dad is cutting cancer treatment for other children.
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Liz Cheney sure seemed to think Jordan’s lies contributed to the insurrection. And if the GOP elects him as Speaker, he’ll be in the line of succession.
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MAGA’s hottest club is Missouri. This place has everything:
Adults able to marry 12 year-olds
Open-carry for preschoolers
Forced birth
Tax-free guns and ammo
Declining life expectancy
First ever NAACP travel advisory
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‘Accidentally’ fired the people working on bird flu
‘Accidentally’ fired the people working on nuclear safety
‘Accidentally’ sent the buy-out letter to air traffic controllers
‘Accidentally’ sent the buy-out letter to all VA employees
#DOGEbags
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In the video, cops telling him “Don’t worry about it. We’ll figure it out.”. Who the hell “figured it out” for Jacob Blake??
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Josh Hawley received $10M from Club for Growth for his Senate run. Millions of dollars came from a single, unnamed donor.
Hawley says in filing Senate ethics complaint against Dems who targeted him that it “details your deliberate and partisan abuse of this process, including your apparent coordination with various dark money groups, and requests that you be appropriately disciplined.”
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Hey @Target - I’m a Missouri customer. Just letting you know that Attorney General Andrew Bailey does not represent my family’s views. Y’all just keep on selling that Pride merch. We’re good. cbsnews.com/news/republican-…
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Four days ago, Josh Hawley voted *against* sending aid to Ukraine. newsweek.com/full-list-31-re…
Powerful message this morning from President Zelensky of #Ukraine - said he wished Joe Biden would step up and lead the world. Biden needs to get serious and shut down Russian energy production, open up ours, and arm the Ukrainians with MiGs to defend the skies
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I don’t think people understand that the nature of terrorism has changed. Foreign terrorists don’t have to attack us. They only have to feed Republican voters a bunch of lies and we’ll attack ourselves.
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MSNBC reporting this morning that schools in Chicago have moved to indoor recess because of ICE presence and use of chemical weapons. #MAHA
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If you think it’s weird that Missouri has Cori Bush and Josh Hawley, wait ‘til you hear how we voted to raise the min. wage, overturn Right To Work, expand Medicaid, and re-district with fair maps only to turn around and elected a governor/legislators who oppose all of the above.
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It’s kind of amazing that Trump only went bankrupt 6 times.
The Trump administration is paying more than 154,000 federal employees not to work as part of the president's deferred resignation program, according to two administration officials washingtonpost.com/politics/…
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St. Louis is still waiting on Trump to declare a federal emergency after tornadoes caused damage totaling over $1B nearly 4 weeks ago. Businesses are closed. People are living in tents. But he’s got time to send the national guard to CA for a made-up emergency.
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Missouri has four pending emergency requests for federal aid waiting for White House approval. One of the requests was made two months ago.
111 of Missouri’s 114 counties voted for Donald Trump in 2024.
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Kavanaugh is worried about disenfranchising the voters of the man who tried to disenfranchise 80 million voters in 2020. #SupremeCourt
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I always love when “pro-lifers” like Harrison Butker proudly take a stand against the “murder of innocent babies” while also dismissing the deaths of millions of Americans from COVID as a mere inconvenience.
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Greenland is saying that the U.S. delegation was not invited. They should treat her how her husband treats people from other countries. Go through her electronics, search her person, detain her and then deny her entry.
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“Nobody knew the devastation it would do to OUR lives”. Notice how she emphasized the “our lives”. They just thought the Trump administration would wreak havoc on *other* people’s lives. They were cool with that plan.
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Missouri. Did you watch this? You should. There are no exceptions for victims of rape or incest in Missouri’s abortion ban. But come November, you can change that by voting Yes on Amendment 3. @Missourians4CF
Hadley Duvall: Trump calls abortion bans across the country a beautiful thing. What’s so beautiful about a child having to carry her parent’s child?
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While food meant to feed starving kids rots and Missouri’s soybean farmers take a hit, the Senator and his wife and living high on the hog at Trump’s private club.
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Seriously, my in-bred drunk relatives come up with better schemes at 2:00am on any given weekend bender.
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Cipollone is not only covering up for the President. He is covering up for himself at this point. How the Bar feel about that?
Bonus Question: Why are my tax dollars paying Cipollone’s salary?
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You do not need a license or permit to conceal carry in Florida. Gun owners are allowed to briefly and openly display a firearm. Is the Secret Service violating Florida residents’ 2A rights?? Where are the ‘shall not be infringed’ people at??
BREAKING: A Secret Service agent opened fire at a suspected person with a weapon while Donald Trump was golfing, AP sources say. apnews.com/article/trump-sho…
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Turns out that all those experts who have spent their careers studying this issue actually DID know more about dealing with North Korea than a two-bit con man from Queens.
DIA analysts say North Korea may have produced 12 nuclear weapons since the first Trump-Kim summit. Wow. wsj.com/articles/while-trump…
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Trump said that the Charlottesville story was debunked by….wait for it…Laura Ingraham, Sean Hannity and Jesse Watters. Somebody needs to expand Grandpa’s media diet. #Debate2024
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In Arpaio's prisons, women denied sanitary products and forced to sit in their menses. Yet, Ivanka's administration pardons Arpaio.
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Terry Moran shouldn’t have been suspended from ABC for what he posted about Stephen Miller. He should be given a fucking Pulitzer Prize.
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When a community is struggling with crime in Missouri, we’re told they need more cops and the cops need more money.
When our schools are struggling, we’re told it’s because they suck, our teachers suck so our legislature takes money away from them.
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Josh Hawley spends one week every six years in Missouri. He wants everyone to clap for him.
He’s not raising his kids here. His family is not subjected to the realities of living in a state governed by right-wing extremists.
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When I went to Catholic school, I was taught that lying was a sin. Yet, here we have the Catholic Bishops of Missouri lying about Amendment 3.
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Found some voter fraud for y’all. This guy visits Missouri six times a year, most of the time flying in and out in the same day. Lives in Virginia. But votes in Missouri. His family does not incur the consequences of votes he casts in statewide races or for statewide issues..
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The Hunt family should be donating at least $900K to this fund. That’s how much they’ve donated to Republicans in the past decade. The same Republicans who refuse to do enact the most basic, publicly-supported gun safety legislation.
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Did the President of Mexico agree to do something she was already doing so President Big Brain could claim victory?? Congratulations to Trump for securing the exact same deal as Joe Biden.
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This is an actual district in Missouri. The voters approved a measure to put redistricting in the hands of a non-partisan map drawer by 62%. Two years later, the Republicans got it repealed by 59,000 votes by adding ballot candy to the petition.
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A sincere Fuck You to the people in their multi-million dollar homes with No on Amendment 3 signs in their yard. Abortion, IVF and contraception will always be available to you rich fucks.
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