moon butt im not having fun // dni -14
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are you guys actually stupid enough to think that there are no counties in europe???
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you were rude to me once almost 9 months ago why are you publicly saying this on pinterest 😭get over it
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“meeting strangers from the internet is dangerous!!”
what its like meeting strangers from the internet:
🍉rev. red-hot becky! - PETERFEST 2K25
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this has gotta be the first time teen girls on tumblr were actually right about 2 male youtubers secretly being together
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dans dating history:
-went to a club 1 time with a guy who liked trains too much
-spent 16 years and counting with his soulmate
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dan implying he stopped wearing skinny jeans because they were too annoying to take off with all the sex he was having is probably the funniest thing ever btw
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the way i thought they were gonna be so quiet after the hard launch but every single day since has felt like an actual dagger to the heart
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so not only are dan and phil white male podcasters but theyre white male podcasters who go ghosthunting… theyre lucky theyre cute
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so dan and phil instantly fell in love when they met in 2009 and have been together ever since, and they never even felt the need to formally ask the other to be their boyfriend because they just knew.. </3
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obviously its been amazing to see how happy they both are in this new era but man.. seeing phil joke with us and not have to censor himself in real time is just so beautiful its so lovely to see a sort of new side to him where he can be more himself 🫶
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mira ᥫ᭡ #teamcrystal
the way theyve been professional youtubers for well over a decade and they thought this would work
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pretending not to gaf that phil hurt himself and then IMMEDIATELY going “show me.” he cares about him sooooo much
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considering THIS was 2 years before the hard launch i think we should all be very scared right now
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ok so just to clarify this dragon which theyve called the phan dragon is them literally conjoined, their clothes are their joint bedsheets, they share a belt, they are not compatible with any other dragon, their main trait is happiness, and their attack is ‘twister of love’… 🥲
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hearing them actually admit that the reason dan was all up in phil’s replies was because he wanted him is so jarring to me like.. ofc we knew, it was so obvious, but hearing them just actually say it like that is still crazy to me
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sorry but this view difference is actually hysterical people on tiktok did not give a FUCK about seriously imagining it 😭
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im crying why is dan in the back with headphones on like a toddler while phil sits up front w the driver 😭
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pov you are an innocent young horse found by two researchers who yearn to learn more about you. one stretches his hand out to you to display friendliness as to not scare you away while the other diligently writes his findings in his notebook
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with the amount of top jokes hes been making recently i can only imagine how bad he was crashing out at being constantly called a bottom 10 years ago 💀
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maria
morgan ⊬
man forget about no ads, THIS is the best part of youtube premium 😭 ive not sat thru a sponsorship in months
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the way its been over a year and i still regularly find myself thinking about this edit
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the way i don’t remember him saying this? i think i mustve blacked out cuz WHAT did he just say to me?💀
j ✮
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playing a card game ‘for friends’ on a podcast called hard launch but playing the ‘ultimate date night game for couples’ pre-hard launch on dapg
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#danandphil
we fell in love in october🍂
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u guys wondering when the hard launch is gonna be like bitch this was the hard launch
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no matter what fandom im in theres a recurring theme of people on tiktok not knowing anything ever
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the way phil was fighting for his LIFEEE this whole stream never fails to make me laugh 😭
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forget phan being real i cant believe we live in a timeline where dan is willingly uploading videos on tiktok
dan and phil updates
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dan visiting phil in the hospital: hey buddy how are you doing? i was so worried
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